Superman vs. the Great Sandwich Gods

[marsoupial they/them]

@Dankness Ascendant, @TwiLyghtSansSparkles

Here you go. 

Dankness, you are the artist. Twi, you are the writer. I am the producer. 

Pitch me ideas. Please.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

We open on a galaxy, suspended in the black void of space, shimmering in all the multihued glory of a trillion ancient stars and planets. Disembodied voices address one another. 

VOICE 1: Lex Luthor is at it again. 
VOICE 2: Has he insulted Father? 
VOICE 1: Mmm, and Uncle Barney. Tuna on cinnamon raisin. Tossed it into space two hours ago. 
VOICE 2: Oh my Me. Does he even know? 
VOICE 1: He knows. He's Lex Luthor. Remember how often he gets his hands on a super-rare chunk of space rock just to pull off yet another convoluted scheme against Superman? There is no way he doesn't know how insulting bad sandwiches are. 
VOICE 2: sighs So what do we do? I mean, Uncle Barney used to be pretty lenient with the Earthlings, but ever since the divorce…..he's going to want revenge. For some reason. Still not sure how that'll get his teapot collection back. 
VOICE 1: Looks like we'll have to teach him a lesson. 

The scene then cuts to Superman, making a sandwich. 

[marsoupial they/them]

1 minute ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

We open on a galaxy, suspended in the black void of space, shimmering in all the multihued glory of a trillion ancient stars and planets. Disembodied voices address one another. 

VOICE 1: Lex Luthor is at it again. 
VOICE 2: Has he insulted Father? 
VOICE 1: Mmm, and Uncle Barney. Tuna on cinnamon raisin. Tossed it into space two hours ago. 
VOICE 2: Oh my Me. Does he even know? 
VOICE 1: He knows. He's Lex Luthor. Remember how often he gets his hands on a super-rare chunk of space rock just to pull off yet another convoluted scheme against Superman? There is no way he doesn't know how insulting bad sandwiches are. 
VOICE 2: sighs So what do we do? I mean, Uncle Barney used to be pretty lenient with the Earthlings, but ever since the divorce…..he's going to want revenge. For some reason. Still not sure how that'll get his teapot collection back. 
VOICE 1: Looks like we'll have to teach him a lesson. 

The scene then cuts to Superman, making a sandwich. 

This... is wonderful. We need more of this.

I'd upvote, but apparently I've used up my allotted 16 upvotes today. *Curse you upvote gods*

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Great job Twi! Will Edit first page here. OK! Done Pencils. Gonna upload, ink and touch up!

WAIT WAIT WAIT. @TwiLyghtSansSparkles, what should be the cover for the first issue? Oh I have an idea, Superman, wedged in between a sandwich, trying to get out.

Oh and I'm doing the next page too. It will be interesting I'm telling you although won't affect the main story

And the third page maybe

Edited November 1, 2016 by Dankness Ascendant

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

This is just a rough page 1. I plan on redoing it all when I get a drawing tablet. for now, traditional and some photoshop will have to do.

Pencils

Inked

Finished draft. Enjoy!

[ParadoxicalZen he/him]

Establish how many and who they are; I'd go for five and you can have demi/lesser gods representing different sandwich combinations

[marsoupial they/them]

4 hours ago, AnanasSpren said:

Establish how many and who they are; I'd go for five and you can have demi/lesser gods representing different sandwich combinations

Five works. 

I'm saying BLT, PB&J (He's in charge), Turkey and Swiss. That leaves two open. 

[ParadoxicalZen he/him]

Need a good salad/leafy option, Spinach and Ricotta!

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Hello? Y'all are forgetting Po Boy! 

[marsoupial they/them]

26 minutes ago, TwiLyghtSansSparkles said:

Hello? Y'all are forgetting Po Boy! 

Po' Boy can be the fifth!

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Uncle Barney. And don't forget the cousin burgers and wraps.