Introducing... Me!

[Torrieltar]

Greetings, denizens of the 17th shard! You've this day was coming for years now.

 

 

The love of men is a frigid thing, a mountain stream only three steps from the ice. We are his. Oh Stormfather... we are his. It is but a thousand days, and the Evenstrom comes.

 

—Collected on 17 July 2013, 31 seconds pre-death, by the Silent Gatherers. Subject was a darkeyed pregnant woman of middle years. The child did not survive.

 

Or was it the Everstorm? I always get those two mixed up.

 

 

 

Anyways.... the real reason I'm here is that I met an affable fellow from a quaint city passage the other day. He was a bit odd, but he assured me that spiked eyes are all the rage these days. He also told me there was some kind of free food around these parts if I were to introduce myself. Is this true? If so, I'd be very pleased to procure some of these fine victuals.

[Citadel16 he/him]

NO!! STAY AWAY FROM THE COOKIES!!

 

and hello. 

[Bugsy he/him]

Don't eat the cookies! They're sharp

Anyways, welcome to the forums!

[dants he/him]

Of course eat the cookies, they give you magical powers! I have some right here, do you want one?

[Torrieltar]

Hmmm, these cookies are starting to sound suspicious. Is there anything else, like soup?

[The Honor Spren she/her]

There's bookies . . . 

Click the Knights Awkward link on my signature to learn more . . . 

[Mistrunner]

There's bookies . . . 

Click the Knights Awkward link on my signature to learn more . . . 

I can confirm that there are, indeed, bookies. They are guaranteed 100% spike-free.

[dants he/him]

Hmmm, these cookies are starting to sound suspicious. Is there anything else, like soup?

Yes! Soup is my specialty! Would you like some?

[Bugsy he/him]

Yes! Soup is my specialty! Would you like some?

Just make sure it has enough spikes spice 

Edited April 18, 2016 by Bugsy6912

[dants he/him]

Of course!