Chandrian Posted February 28, 2016 Posted February 28, 2016 Hello, I'be been lurking around on these forums for about 6 months. After finally developing a desire to post, I decided to get an account. This is my first forum account, and I'm not terribly familiar with a ton of the technicalities, so if there's anything I should know, tell me. 1
Clockwork he/him Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 Welcome! Take some cookies! They make you strong! 2
Clockwork he/him Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 NO! No! eat them now! Before he says anything else! 1
Paladin Brewer he/him Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 Nooooo don't eat them!! *slaps the cookies from your hand*
Clockwork he/him Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 *Grabs more cookies out of thin air, snaps fingers, and Paladin Brewer is teleported outside* Here. You may now eat cookies in peace.
Paladin Brewer he/him Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 *jumps on Hoid's back, has him Worldhop me back inside, again slapping the cookies away. Hoid stops to play the flute to celebrate my success* Huzzah!
Chandrian Posted February 29, 2016 Author Posted February 29, 2016 Wait! Those aren't cookies, they're hemalurgic spikes! *throws cookies at Chasmfiend* 3
Clockwork he/him Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 *rushes forward, trying to stab Bluefingers with a hemalurgic spike before he escapes* Die! Your power will be mine! POWERRRR!!!... ... ... POTATO CHIPS!!! *Stops rushing forward after confusing himself* 1
Paladin Brewer he/him Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 Huzzah! We saved him! *Jumps back on Hoid's back, giving his rear a slap* Let's go Hoid! To Scadrial! 1
Sunbird she/her Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 Bluefingers, have your first upvote for being bold enough to throw cookies at Chasmfiend.
Citadel16 he/him Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 *rushes forward, trying to stab Bluefingers with a hemalurgic spike before he escapes* Die! Your power will be mine! POWERRRR!!!... ... ... POTATO CHIPS!!! *Stops rushing forward after confusing himself* what is this? forceful investing of hemalurgic spikes? EEEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIILLLL!!!! *Draws Furystorm, master of the Five Enchiladas*
Clockwork he/him Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 Draws Shadowrage, destroyer of the Honorless. KKKKIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL HIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! *lashes Warriormark to the ceiling* *Strange colorful circle starts fading* *Rage Mode Activated* What ARE you? *cowering behind random couch in the middle of the room* DESTROY THE HONORLESS! CRUSH HIM! KILLLLLLLL!!! *Promptly attacks Warriormark* *Breaths run out before he reaches Warriormark* *Faints*
Stormgate he/him Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 When did a Introduce Yourself post turn into an RP? 2
Clockwork he/him Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 9th post. Actions were being dictated. *sits down, wonders how to force someone to eat a cookie* 1
Paladin Brewer he/him Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 Don't make me bring Hoid back, I can make him bite. 1
Clockwork he/him Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 *Spikes himself with 32 spikes, and rushes forward* I can defeat him now!
Sunbird she/her Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 What in Calamity...? An intro post got longer than a single page? Blasphemy!
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 2, 2016 Posted March 2, 2016 *Spikes himself with 32 spikes, and rushes forward* I can defeat him now! *Deus ex Machina's myself* BRING IT ON!!
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