Hello, Cosmere is Awesome!

[Mr. Staccato he/him]

Hi guys, Staccato here! I've been reading up on 17th Shard ever since 5 years ago and I honestly don't know why it took me so long to finally sign up to be a member (probably because you people are so awesome you end up intimidating me, haha)! So anyway, here I am guys.

 

Anyway, things about myself. My first introduction to Brandon Sanderson was the Mistborn Series and so far it's my best among the bunch (still getting around to reading Warbreaker and the Way of Kings so I still have no opinion on them ). Anyway, I'm itching to finally post my theories, ideas, and stories here and I hope you'll take kindly to them.

 

That's all for now I guess, but I can't stretch just how awesome the entire Cosmere universe is! Thank you all and happy reading everybody!

[Master Elodin]

Do you want a cookie? I assure you that Harmony doesn't talk while you're on the toilet.

[Mr. Staccato he/him]

Sure! By the way, I have no idea what these cookies are all about. Everybody keeps saying that it's a Hemalurgical spike or something - makes it kind of nervous to go around accepting them. And about Harmony - are you sure he doesn't do that? I'd hate to bring a newspaper into the washroom only to have Harmony narrate the words for me. *shivers at the idea*

[Young Bard he/him]

While it's against the very core of my being to force you to endure this, you'll need to go here for a full explanation.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Welcome! YES THE COSMERE IS AWESOME! But the best part are the cookies. They are so savoury and crunchy. And the chocolate melts in your mouth!

[Mr. Staccato he/him]

While it's against the very core of my being to force you to endure this, you'll need to go here for a full explanation.

Ahh... Now I get it. So that's why there are so many nice people out here handing out cookies. Alas, to paraphrase Sheldon Cooper, I have found "the tear-stained air mattress in the back of the van." But why not? I might as well enjoy your chocolatey spi-er, cookies, even if they have a tendency to turn my teeth into smithereens.

 

P.s. I might need dentures after this.

[ostrichofevil he/him]

Ahh... Now I get it. So that's why there are so many nice people out here handing out cookies. Alas, to paraphrase Sheldon Cooper, I have found "the tear-stained air mattress in the back of the van." But why not? I might as well enjoy your chocolatey spi-er, cookies, even if they have a tendency to turn my teeth into smithereens.

 

P.s. I might need dentures after this.

YOU DON'T PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH!

 

 

In order to experience the deliciousness of our cookies, you must carefully select a bind point location on which to place them.  If you insist upon putting Invested delights into your mouth, our NHRD (Non-Hemalurgic Research Division), of which I am the head, would be happy to provide delectable baked goods.

[Mr. Staccato he/him]

YOU DON'T PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH!

 

 

In order to experience the deliciousness of our cookies, you must carefully select a bind point location on which to place them.  If you insist upon putting Invested delights into your mouth, our NHRD (Non-Hemalurgic Research Division), of which I am the head, would be happy to provide delectable baked goods.

 

Oh thank you so much! You're a lifesaver. A metalmind muffin sounds lovely. But why does every treat in this place come with a matching obligation? Harmony, that sounds like my life. Anyway, if I have to choose, I think I'd prefer the cookie that gets to keep my soul intact. Save me from all these spikes!

[Stormgate he/him]

Try the root beer. Last I checked, it wasn't Hemalurgic.

[Sunbird she/her]

As a friend of the Root Beer Goddess, CarolaDavar, I can attest that the root beer is definitely non-hemalurgic.

Edited March 3, 2016 by Sunbird