I have Arrived

[Irkutsk he/him]

Hello everybody!

I just signed up and decided it would be good to post one of these thingies to introduce myself to the forum.

I am a teenage male and I live in Sanderson's own home state of Utah. I've read every major book by him and most of the minor ones too. I joined mostly to post theories and ask questions to satisfy my friend's and my own curiosity about various cosmerical topics.

I'll try to be polite and helpful as much as I can.

[ChickenPlague he/him]

You sound like a nice guy. Would you like a welcome cookie? (it's a hemalurgic spike)

[Kaazi he/him]

Welcome Victim *Friend, Would you like a  cookie? Its extra sparkly. I could also give you a non metallic cookie. But those tend to be bland and cancerous. Especially cancerous. Its basically just a cookies made with powdered cancer tumors instead of flour.

[ChickenPlague he/him]

Welcome Victim *Friend, Would you like a  cookie? Its extra sparkly. I could also give you a non metallic cookie. But those tend to be bland and cancerous. Especially cancerous. Its basically just a cookies made with powdered cancer tumors instead of flour.

Why do you sell cancer? How is this SCIENCE?

[Kaazi he/him]

Its perfectly legit science. I'm trying to experiment with the rapid reproduction of cancer cells. I'm trying to figure out how to make them reproduce on command and repair body structuresj. Is it wrong to want to make a Deadpool serum? I'm not as sane *traditional  as some other scientists

Edited January 26, 2016 by Kaazi

[Citadel16 he/him]

cancer is evil. I will destroy evil.

 

would you like to slay some evil today? Join the Knightbloods!

[Kaazi he/him]

How is cancer evil? its just mutated cells. Sure, i may use it for evil purposes... But thats on me. I'm demented.

Edited January 26, 2016 by Kaazi