Oudeis he/him Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Had a dream last night that I was trying out for this very exclusive soccer team... and I could inhale Stormlight. I don't believe I had any Surges to bind, I could just do the stronger-faster thing. Everyone knew it, it wasn't illegal or anything, but I was the classic "poor kid, just finished high school, this is my one chance" type deal. I had a cute-meet with some sports reporter. I made the team, hopped on the bus, we drove off... and them somehow turned into a train in a pokemon game, and we had to stop at the first station to deliver mail or we couldn't proceed, and then the team captain split the party and I think I turned into chicken little, and some weird pokemon ate someone's thumbs... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natans he/him Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 I just know one thing Windrunners are the best keepers, with the Reverse lashing no ball in ever pass them =) And friend Darmam you should consider drink a little less before going sleep =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 You may have been spending too much time on the forums, Dar... Haha we all know there's no such thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned he/him Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 (edited) I just know one thing Windrunners are the best keepers, with the Reverse lashing no ball in ever pass them =) But then another windrunner could just do a full lashing of the ball to his foot and jump in the goal Friction = longest knee slide goal celebration ever Edited January 17, 2014 by Awesomeness summoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Lift shoots... Lift scores! "YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-CRASH!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natans he/him Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Nay, A player can't hold the ball and run that would be "ilegal". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned he/him Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 As long as you aren't using your hands, you can hold it all you want. You could squeeze the ball between your knees and run all you like. You'd just look ridiculous and it's likely to end very badly for you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 Soulcasters keep turning the ball into smoke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoneward Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 "Markam takes the shot, and it... OOOOOOH! Another miraculous save! Did you see how that ball arced in the air? It flew right into the keeper's waiting arms! He's even managed to hold onto the ball! How does he do it? " "He's staring down-field towards the other goal, breathing hard. He's looking tire...wait, is he glowing?" The Windrunner lashed once, twice... a dozen times, frost crystallizing on his jersey as the ball strained, desperate to be released down the field. The storm quieted in his veins. He let go. Two heartbeats later, a black and white blur rammed into the opposing net. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAL!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cromptj he/him Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 What about growth? You can hide the ball and no one will ever find it in the grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamma Fiend he/him Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 I don't imagine anybody ever likes facing the Dustbringers Team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned he/him Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 I think I'd be most annoyed with the elsecallers transporting the ball directly into the goal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly he/him Posted January 17, 2014 Report Share Posted January 17, 2014 I don't imagine anybody ever likes facing the Dustbringers Team.Yeah... They really mean it when they punch the ground in frustration, don't they? It's almost like they think the can make it exploH CRAP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cromptj he/him Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 Or imagine a confused edgedancer keeper. " And the ball slips through his hands again! He can't even pick up the ball." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned he/him Posted January 18, 2014 Report Share Posted January 18, 2014 They'd probably save that for the half time show cromptj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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