TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 2, 2016 Author Posted January 2, 2016 "Did I top it, empath?" Quota looked over the line of blood-covered yellow school buses, arranged in order of size. They were filled with dead bodies, of course--some male, some female, some school children--and Timeport was apparently trying to sell them to unsuspecting passersby. "Well, I don't know how to say this, Timeport, but I think you've really outdone yourself." Quota chuckled, laying the sarcasm on thickly. "I mean, where did you even get these buses?" Timeport shrugged his shoulders. "I know a guy. Besides, don't mock me. I bet the people I've killed to fill these buses way outnumber the people you've killed in your lifetime. Just give it a shot." Quota sighed. "Fine." He turned to a random vanilla on the street and started subtly making her more receptive of his offers. "Hey lady, how much would you like to buy a bus?" I NEED MORE SLEEP 1
Kobold King he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 I feel the strangest urge to turn this picture into an Epic. 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 3, 2016 Author Posted January 3, 2016 I feel the strangest urge to turn this picture into an Epic. Looks like something Orange Crush would do, if he had a PI. I ship it. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Guys, what happened to the dragon flying into the Dalles? Have you ever tried to organize an entire city's combat force during a frenzied battle against mutated panda bears? It's a bureaucratic nightmare. Some things get lost in the shuffle, that's all. 5
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Have you ever tried to organize an entire city's combat force during a frenzied battle against mutated panda bears? It's a bureaucratic nightmare. Some things get lost in the shuffle, that's all. Translation: We're far, far too insane too care about this "linear storyline" stuff anymore. Who needs it anyways? 2
Voidus Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 I feel the strangest urge to turn this picture into an Epic. KingofHearts Primary Power: Minor mind control, able to subtly influence the minds of others, both humans and Epics. Generally utilizes this ability to make sure that his enemies aim for his head. Passive: Healing factor, an odd healing passive KoH only heals when he suffers damage to his head, any other damage will not heal until he has also suffered some form of head wound. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 3, 2016 Author Posted January 3, 2016 KingofHearts Primary Power: Minor mind control, able to subtly influence the minds of others, both humans and Epics. Generally utilizes this ability to make sure that his enemies aim for his head. Passive: Healing factor, an odd healing passive KoH only heals when he suffers damage to his head, any other damage will not heal until he has also suffered some form of head wound. We can always count on you, Voidus. Speaking of, is Calamatis still going on? 1
Voidus Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 We can always count on you, Voidus. Speaking of, is Calamatis still going on? Calamitas is celebrated 364 days out of the year. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 3, 2016 Author Posted January 3, 2016 Calamitas is celebrated 364 days out of the year. Excellent.
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 When I complain about phones lacking ninja smileys and people are giving me odd looks I'm going to blame the Reckoners RP. Though, thinking about it, I can think of no way of explaining our joyous insanity without increasing the number of odd looks I'm getting. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 3, 2016 Author Posted January 3, 2016 When I complain about phones lacking ninja smileys and people are giving me odd looks I'm going to blame the Reckoners RP. Though, thinking about it, I can think of no way of explaining our joyous insanity without increasing the number of odd looks I'm getting. The lack of ninja smilies elsewhere on the interwebs is a source of constant disappointment to me. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 The lack of ninja smilies elsewhere on the interwebs is a source of constant disappointment to me. Oddly enough I first encountered them on the chat feature on Wikia, and when I saw them on the Shard too I just assumed they were commonplace. How wrong I was. 1
Voidus Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) When I complain about phones lacking ninja smileys and people are giving me odd looks I'm going to blame the Reckoners RP. Though, thinking about it, I can think of no way of explaining our joyous insanity without increasing the number of odd looks I'm getting. Merely belonging to the Reckoners RP gives you an aura that will compell people to give you odd looks. It's our superpower. Also I nearly forgot this one but another Calamitas gift for an unnamed recipient. Shipmistress Primary Power: Retrocognitive adaption, can alter people's memories and emotions to cause two people to feel as though they have been in a long-lasting romantic relationship. She can alter certain details of their relationship but only so long as it relates to this romantic entanglement. Secondary Power: Ship manifestation, can create ships of varying sizes out of seawater and can also mentally manipulate them to a degree. Shipmistress enjoys sailing around the world, picking up people that she 'ships' and then marrying them aboard her ship before convincing them that they are in a loving relationship and leaving them ashore to find the next lucky couple. Edited January 3, 2016 by Voidus 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 3, 2016 Author Posted January 3, 2016 Merely belonging to the Reckoners RP gives you an aura that will compell people to give you odd looks. It's our superpower. Also I nearly forgot this one but another Calamitas gift for an unnamed recipient. Shipmistress Primary Power: Retrocognitive adaption, can alter people's memories and emotions to cause two people to feel as though they have been in a long-lasting romantic relationship. She can alter certain details of their relationship but only so long as it relates to this romantic entanglement. Secondary Power: Ship manifestation, can create ships of varying sizes out of seawater and can also mentally manipulate them to a degree. Shipmistress enjoys sailing around the world, picking up people that she 'ships' and then marrying them aboard her ship before convincing them that they are in a loving relationship and leaving them ashore to find the next lucky couple. Oh my. I wonder who this could be for. 3
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 The lack of ninja smilies elsewhere on the interwebs is a source of constant disappointment to me. [Darth Vader] I find your lack of ninjas disturbing. [/Darth Vader]Could I have a Calamitas gift, Voidus? 1
Voidus Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 (edited) [Darth Vader] I find your lack of ninjas disturbing. [/Darth Vader] Could I have a Calamitas gift, Voidus? You can indeed. SomethingClever Primary Power: Planar severing, capable of severing all matter along a single plane which may be up to several dozen meters wide. While he is only capable of generating a single plane of severing force at a time they act instantaneously and so he may create several in quick succession in order to affect multiple selected targets. Typically uses this ability to decapitate his enemies though he has also been known to simply sever extremities in order to disarm his victims. Secondary Power: Ninja manifestation, capable of summoning living shadowy humanoid creatures that obey his will. Weakness: Not being able to access a certain forum with a smiley he enjoys. Something Clever attacked a hospital during his rending, when asked for his name he realized he hadn't thought of one and told the surrounding humans to think of something clever. To his dismay the phrase spread around the city as his only identifying name, with even news reports calling him 'SomethingClever'. Edited January 3, 2016 by Voidus 3
Voidus Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Another anonymous present since I'm in the Calamitas spirit. Lizard MonarchPrimary power: Reputation inflation, anyone who meets the Lizard Monarch is immediately compelled to remember and talk about him as well as like anything he does.Secondary Power: Lizard Monarch is also capable of creating numerical representations of the reputation of anyone in his vicinity, the value being displayed in a floating green box next to their face. Lizard Monarch's own reputation is of course higher than that of everyone else.Passive ability: Lizard Monarch has been crowned the king of a group of reptiles which he fondly calls his Kobolds, reptiles are known to suddenly become sentient and have increased cognition in his presence, joining his growing Kobold army. 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Guys, what happened to the dragon flying into the Dalles? The guy responsible found himself unable to really participate, so we are kind of ignoring it. Oh my. I wonder who this could be for. I'm not sure either but how do you feel about a cruise across all the seas?
Fatebreaker he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 I support the raising of Busdriver's limit. How else are we supposed to have the big musical finale where the entire cast of the Dalles does a song and dance atop a fleet of psychadelic party busses? I'm already working on the lyrics. What rhymes with bottle opener of death? 4
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 I support the raising of Busdriver's limit. How else are we supposed to have the big musical finale where the entire cast of the Dalles does a song and dance atop a fleet of psychadelic party busses? I'm already working on the lyrics. What rhymes with bottle opener of death? Well, Arsenal could always make the busses, even better that wouldn't have the risk of crushing everyone inside. Or Voidus creates the Super Megaforce Busdriver. (almost wrote Busdiver. ) 2
Voidus Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 Well, Arsenal could always make the busses, even better that wouldn't have the risk of crushing everyone inside. Or Voidus creates the Super Megaforce Busdriver. (almost wrote Busdiver. ) A Calamitas gift for Mail. Busdiver Primary power: Phasing, is able to phase through any solid surface, but only if that surface is part of a bus. Secondary Power: Bus Breath, Busdiver is able to breath in buses instead of oxygen. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 A Calamitas gift for Mail. Busdiver Primary power: Phasing, is able to phase through any solid surface, but only if that surface is part of a bus. Secondary Power: Bus Breath, Busdiver is able to breath in buses instead of oxygen. Can he also breath in the stuff inside the busses? 'C asue that would make him a pretty deadly combo woth Busdriver.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 3, 2016 Author Posted January 3, 2016 The guy responsible found himself unable to really participate, so we are kind of ignoring it. I'm not sure either but how do you feel about a cruise across all the seas? I think it sounds lovely. I support the raising of Busdriver's limit. How else are we supposed to have the big musical finale where the entire cast of the Dalles does a song and dance atop a fleet of psychadelic party busses? I'm already working on the lyrics. What rhymes with bottle opener of death? How about "timely punch out of Seth" so someone can punch out Timeport? 3
mail-mi he/him Posted January 3, 2016 Posted January 3, 2016 A Calamitas gift for Mail. Busdiver Primary power: Phasing, is able to phase through any solid surface, but only if that surface is part of a bus. Secondary Power: Bus Breath, Busdiver is able to breath in buses instead of oxygen. Yay! Happy Calamitas! 1
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