MrMistborn Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 (edited) Most people probably don't know who I am, but I dream big and hope to one day be a famous sharder, so get to know me before I (hopefully, but most likely won't) rise to the top! Honestly i just made this because I am a serial bandwagon jumper and everyone else was..... sooo.... (Edit to fix stupid typos) Edited October 25, 2015 by MrMistborn 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 My name is Max. What is your opinion on fettuccini Alfredo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Just spend all your time here, and stay up late thinking of witty things to say. You'll be popular in a matter of months. Which Brandon book is your favorite? Who is that cat on your profile pic? If you were forced on pain of death to ship Odium with someone, who would it be? On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like bacon? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMistborn Posted October 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 Just spend all your time here, and stay up late thinking of witty things to say. You'll be popular in a matter of months. Which Brandon book is your favorite? Who is that cat on your profile pic? If you were forced on pain of death to ship Odium with someone, who would it be? On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like bacon? Well that's what i'm doing so hooray! My favourite is most likely AoL because Wayne is actually my favourite character in any form of media ever and I adore detective novels, and the Victorian setting. I don't know, pictures of fancy cats are an inside joke among my close friends and most of my profile pictures are fancy cats of some variety Ruin. Evil+More evil 100 My name is Max. What is your opinion on fettuccini Alfredo. Yay! another Max. I have never had that, so i cannot answer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidWayne Posted November 3, 2015 Report Share Posted November 3, 2015 (edited) Just spend all your time here, and stay up late thinking of witty things to say. You'll be popular in a matter of months. Which Brandon book is your favorite? Who is that cat on your profile pic? If you were forced on pain of death to ship Odium with someone, who would it be? On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like bacon? Ooh! I wanna do this one! A. Which Brandon book is your favorite? I'm gonna go with Alloy of Law for now. Other favorites are Words of Radiance, Mistborn: The Final Empire, and Warbreaker. B. Who is that cat [dog] on your profile pic? That is my very own pet, Moose. Amusing anecdote about Moose: For no reason in particular, we nicknamed him "MooseBob FurPants." He's a funny little animal and somewhat unique in the fact that he has a legitimate anxiety disorder. I bought him from a working class family who had placed an ad in the local newspaper; when I arrived to look at the litter, there was a 6-8 year old little boy running around the living room - dressed in only tighty whites - shouting, "No! No! No! I want the puppy!" Moose was the only pup remaining of the 3 pup litter. The breeders had actually sold Moose's mother to the previous customer who had purchased one of his litter mates. Upon seeing all of this, I didn't even negotiate. I handed the woman of the house $300 and (in my mind/opinion) rescued this pitiful pup from those people. When I actually got him home, I noticed he had a broken tail that hadn't set correctly and an umbilical hernia. Somehow, that just adds character to the little guy. He is the most loyal and comically paranoid pooch I have ever met. C. If you were forced on pain of death to ship Odium with someone, who would it be? This is a weird question because Odium is pseudo-divine. So do we have to pair him up with another divinity or are lesser beings valid options. I'm going to assume that Sazed's crush on Tindwyl opens up the field to mortals. Top 5 Answers: [1] Venli (Eshonai's sister) -- because it honestly seems like a good match. There's a good chance Venli is already quite enamored with her god. [2] Vin's mom -- because living with a woman that crazy would be a pretty harsh punishment...ha! [3] Shashara -- this is another one of those potentially good matches; the woman started a freakin' World War (i.e. the Many War) on Nalthis and wanted to make knowledge of how to create weapons of mass destruction (i.e. sentient swords that feed on Breath) widely available. However, she gets 3rd place because I don't think her motivations were particularly evil or hateful. [4] Waxilium's sister -- oh the sweet tragedy of a plot twist like that... [5] Shan Elariel -- she was just a hateful woman - though in the jilted lover sort of way and less in the antisocial way - so she gets the bottom spot. D. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like bacon? I'm gonna say 9. I encountered a sweet maple crusted bacon that I didn't care for so, I can't say I love bacon in every one of its incarnations, but BACON, OH SWEET JESUS, THANK YOU FOR BACON! Edited November 3, 2015 by KidWayne 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 Ooh! I wanna do this one! A. Which Brandon book is your favorite? I'm gonna go with Alloy of Law for now. Other favorites are Words of Radiance, Mistborn: The Final Empire, and Warbreaker. B. Who is that cat [dog] on your profile pic? That is my very own pet, Moose. Amusing anecdote about Moose: For no reason in particular, we nicknamed him "MooseBob FurPants." He's a funny little animal and somewhat unique in the fact that he has a legitimate anxiety disorder. I bought him from a working class family who had placed an ad in the local newspaper; when I arrived to look at the litter, there was a 6-8 year old little boy running around the living room - dressed in only tighty whites - shouting, "No! No! No! I want the puppy!" Moose was the only pup remaining of the 3 pup litter. The breeders had actually sold Moose's mother to the previous customer who had purchased one of his litter mates. Upon seeing all of this, I didn't even negotiate. I handed the woman of the house $300 and (in my mind/opinion) rescued this pitiful pup from those people. When I actually got him home, I noticed he had a broken tail that hadn't set correctly and an umbilical hernia. Somehow, that just adds character to the little guy. He is the most loyal and comically paranoid pooch I have ever met. C. If you were forced on pain of death to ship Odium with someone, who would it be? This is a weird question because Odium is pseudo-divine. So do we have to pair him up with another divinity or are lesser beings valid options. I'm going to assume that Sazed's crush on Tindwyl opens up the field to mortals. Top 5 Answers: [1] Venli (Eshonai's sister) -- because it honestly seems like a good match. There's a good chance Venli is already quite enamored with her god. [2] Vin's mom -- because living with a woman that crazy would be a pretty harsh punishment...ha! [3] Shashara -- this is another one of those potentially good matches; the woman started a freakin' World War (i.e. the Many War) on Nalthis and wanted to make knowledge of how to create weapons of mass destruction (i.e. sentient swords that feed on Breath) widely available. However, she gets 3rd place because I don't think her motivations were particularly evil or hateful. [4] Waxilium's sister -- oh the sweet tragedy of a plot twist like that... [5] Shan Elariel -- she was just a hateful woman - though in the jilted lover sort of way and less in the antisocial way - so she gets the bottom spot. D. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you like bacon? I'm gonna say 9. I encountered a sweet maple crusted bacon that I didn't care for so, I can't say I love bacon in every one of its incarnations, but BACON, OH SWEET JESUS, THANK YOU FOR BACON! If you want to answer questions, please make your own AMA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 BACON, OH SWEET JESUS, THANK YOU FOR BACON! This line is hilarious to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 Well that's what i'm doing so hooray! My favourite is most likely AoL because Wayne is actually my favourite character in any form of media ever and I adore detective novels, and the Victorian setting. I don't know, pictures of fancy cats are an inside joke among my close friends and most of my profile pictures are fancy cats of some variety Ruin. Evil+More evil 100 Yay! another Max. I have never had that, so i cannot answer I wish I had been asked this question. I would have answered exactly the same as MrMistborn for all four question. No, seriously. Except for the cat one. So, MrMistborn, what's your favorite movie? And what's your opinion on banning Kobold King? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMistborn Posted November 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 Oh god, I don't know..... Either Life of Brian or The Holy Grail (Both by Monty Python). Im not entirely sure, is this something going on that I don't know about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidWayne Posted February 11, 2016 Report Share Posted February 11, 2016 If you want to answer questions, please make your own AMA. Hi Max, my purpose here is to apologize. Let me explain... I'm a 31-year old non-Reddit user. That's relevant because I had no idea what an AMA was until about 5 minutes ago. The only reason I circled back here to this topic was to copy the html I used to change the font color in this post (for whatever reason, my work computer won't let me use the toolbar, so I have to code any formatting I use manually when I'm at work). I'm going to guess that you're younger than me, but if you aren't then we can reminisce together... back in the 2000's MySpace was a serious competitor to Facebook since Facebook was somewhat restricted to college students at first. Well, most everyone I knew had both a MySpace and a Facebook page, and we used them for different purposes. On MySpace, it was pretty common for people to post lists of questions (funny get-to-know-you kind of questions) and show off their wit by answering them in clever or humorous ways. Well, I had been on the Shard for all of a month when I posted here in your AMA. I saw the list of questions in MrMistborn's reply and assumed it was like a MySpace list of questions. I made an ignorant mistake and hijacked your thread; I'm sorry. P.S. for anyone else that is ignorant of the term, AMA = ask me anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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