Kestrel she/her Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 (edited) So I had this running on my tumblr for a bit, but I didn't want my followers who haven't read it to murder me because of spoilers. So. I'm moving it here. Don't expect anything serious in this, please. I'm hardly a serious person when it comes to reading these novels. These will mostly be jokes and my amusing replies to scenes. I'm too scared to post actual theories on here. I might though. Who knows. Anyway. Will try to post once per chapter. And actually keep up with this as my wot liveblog died. Might double post too Don't be alarmed. Prologue - Wax named his horse Destroyer. I cried. Could not stop laughing. - within two pages there's already gunshots. But what did i expect - "i have a friend" "that's surprising" the salt here. I'm jealous. - lessie is cool - the horse is my new fav character though. - "you have nice legs" ch 1 Wow this one was.. dark. Not much I can comment on that follows my general liveblog mood but. I'm really interested in who those people are and why. Why they killed everyone. Also, the whole selling yourself thing? Was never really explained? Will await more. Also, when they were worried about the mists, did they mean kelsier.. or marsh? Edited October 9, 2015 by LarkoftheRiver 2
Kobold King he/him Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 - "you have nice legs" Sure, if Wax says it it's charmingly quaint and simple. If I say it I get sobs and "get this weird dork away from me." 1
Kestrel she/her Posted October 9, 2015 Author Posted October 9, 2015 Sure, if Wax says it it's charmingly quaint and simple. If I say it I get sobs and "get this weird dork away from me." If it makes you feel any better, same.It was more of an amused "did he just. He did just. Amazing." ch 2 - "saze" omg now that's cute actually. Do they like.. speak now on a regular basis? - steris desperately searching for people to invite like "how about these guys" "steris no they want to drink my blood" - "and Ranette, who, you added, probably wouldn't try to shoot you at your own wedding" I'm dying help - this is going to be.. an.. interesting event - WAYNE "he wore his roughs clothing, despite Steris supplying him with new clothing.." ME. - "hello cozy" "hello idiot" me talking to my friends like - technology? 10/10 - still can't get over the weight/pushing twinborn stuff OH MAN Okay, the ending Oh man Oh man i Oh 2
Argent he/him Posted October 9, 2015 Posted October 9, 2015 After reading the prologue I was inspired to convert from a tie guy to cravat guy, but I just couldn't find photos of people where they pull it off in modern clothing. I had the sads.
Kestrel she/her Posted October 11, 2015 Author Posted October 11, 2015 After reading the prologue I was inspired to convert from a tie guy to cravat guy, but I just couldn't find photos of people where they pull it off in modern clothing. I had the sads.I bet you could pull it off.Anywho, I brought it on the bus yesterday so here we go. Ch 3 - "stop talking to your hat" oh my god im done already - "there were a lot of things he didn't understand" WAYNE - wayne stealing that poor guy's accent though. "Say something that starts with h" "huh?" "rusting wonderful." - "bowl-head" - hm, general note, the syntax changes a lot from wax to wayne. Like. Wayne's chapters use phrases like "that he did" and "that is was" its interesting, adds more character to the way he talks and his personality shines through even in the third person. - THE APPLE - back on syntax, marasi's sentences seem to be more complex. - "you're like what, nine?" "she knows how long it is!" THIS COMPLETELY CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD AND I CRIED OH MY GOSH SANDERSON - wax has had enough of their crap oh no - he scared them off good - "the best method of interrogation involves a drawer and someone's fingers" words of wisdom - "she was not infatuated" are you totally SURE tho - "nice work. But you're a total git i wanted to do that" me and my friends - wax and wayne's banter is my favorite thing how i missed it so - somethings about to go DOWN - OHHH OHHH OH YOU GO GET EM ch 4 - new syntax, wax seems to be in the middle. - "it can make anyone into an allomancer" huh interesting - "i think i found one of his teeth that's lucky isn't it!" WAYNE - "this is not a sight for delicate stomachs" marasi: dude pls - ohh a feruchemist this is going to get interesting All in all this is great. 2
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