Vending Machine: Sanderson edition (game)

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

huh?

gets @Robin Hatter

Inserts Dalinar Kholin

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets Lift.

Inserts ice cream.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets Thaidakar's favorite food.

Inserts Disney+

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Gets W@lt Disney.

Inserts amber.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Gets a velociraptor from jurassic park.

Inserts myself.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets Me.

Inserts despicable me 5

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Gets meaningless garbage.

Inserts colorful fireworks.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets Thaidakar's fave day of the year.

Inserts Dragonsteel the liar of partinel.

[Going_North_cal]

Gets a confused RAFO sticker.

Inserts a boomslug.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets my sister going insane because of it.

Inserts internet safety.

[Going_North_cal]

Gets a "no doxxing" card.

Inserts the entire state of Eswatini

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets confusion

Inserts Oathbringer.

[Going_North_cal]

Gets a sword, but cooler.

Inserts fake kids money from convenience store for treat.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets Thaidakar trying to be cool.

Inserts yummy pizza.

[Going_North_cal]

Gets a cold cheeseburger.

Inserts a Ukrainian flag

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets a foreign country called Russia.

Inserts Zig and Sharko.

[Going_North_cal]

Gets confused cartoon mermaid.

Inserts your mother.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets a bad joke.

inserts Narnia.

[Going_North_cal]

Gets a scudding wardrobe.

Inserts a blue hair strand.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets a unicorn.

Inserts the taynix species.

[Going_North_cal]

Gets a reality icon. (Welcome to the Nowhere)

Inserts one poco-class starfighter.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets a soda bottle.

Inserts this.

[Going_North_cal]

Gets a sword through the chest, which immediately kills you for sinning.

Inserts dead Thaidakar body.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Gets ricrolled.

Inserts a link to Thaidakar's book

[Going_North_cal]

"Book" gets torn to shreds, as does Thaidakar.

Inserts an annoyed cryptic.