Stormgate he/him Posted November 20, 2015 Posted November 20, 2015 What kind of line dancing do Elantrians do?Chasm line dancing. People are talking about where the King's Wit went. Suddenly, a voice from behind says "Hoid you talking about me." What do you call a stick that has been Soulcast? Trick question. It's still a stick. 13
RippleGylf she/her Posted November 22, 2015 Posted November 22, 2015 Hoid and the Doctor get together for a wit match, after a while of it, Hoid picks up a rock and hits himself in the head with it repeatedly. the Doctor asks: what was that for? Hoid replies: I Needed a reference from which to judge your company, I judged it being about four knocks. *runs away giggling* edit: Who got this? haha see what I did there, WHO got this? Don't worry, I got it. 1
Plaeggs he/him Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 (edited) What's the difference between a koloss and the Lord Ruler? One is a people-murdering, evil semi-human with hemalurgic spikes. The other is a koloss. What do you call a fabrial without batteries? stormdark I hate to be that guy, but I don't think that TLR had any Hemalurgic spikes. I might be wrong, though. *cough* I'll just...walk away slowly now. EDIT: I stand corrected. See below. Edited December 23, 2015 by Plaeggs
Stormgate he/him Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 Actually, the metalminds piercing his flesh apparently were spikes.
Plaeggs he/him Posted December 23, 2015 Posted December 23, 2015 A herdazian couple had 9 children, then stopped. When asked why they had ceased to have children by a friend (he was joking, but they didn't know that), they said that they heard that 1 out of every 10 rosharians was a horneater, and neither of them could speak the language! 7
CarolaDavar she/her Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 Q: what is the difference between a chasm fiend and Sadeas A:one is very murderous and has killed thousands of soldiers. That other one? Oh, that's a chasm fiend 2
Oversleep Posted January 18, 2016 Posted January 18, 2016 What's the difference between redhead and Lifeless?One of them has a soul. 5
Stormgate he/him Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 What's the difference between Hoid and this joke? One of them is clever. 6
KaIadin he/him Posted January 19, 2016 Posted January 19, 2016 Q. What is not Aesuadan's (Elholkar's Wife) favourite food? A. Pai
CarolaDavar she/her Posted January 21, 2016 Posted January 21, 2016 (edited) Stormlight spoilers(Do be affraid, i suck at jokes, so it might not be funny to you) 1 :knock knock 2: who's there 1:the mob 2: the mob who? 1:THe mob who wants your spheres, Kal. Edited January 21, 2016 by CarolaDavar 3
KaIadin he/him Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 What type of music do Sharders listen to? Here's a clue: WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB. 7
ThirdGen Posted February 29, 2016 Posted February 29, 2016 What type of music do Sharders listen to? Here's a clue: WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB. Shardcore! No... 3
Sunbird she/her Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 What type of music do Sharders listen to? Here's a clue: WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB WoB. WoBstep: music where you take recordings of Brandon answering questions at signings and edit them into music a la 2
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted March 1, 2016 Posted March 1, 2016 Being dumb appears to be a prominent feature in Sanderfans, it appears Brandon does most of the thinking. Of course, I am no exception. Although I will restrain myself from making jests at implied people and not bother. Afterall isn't that what Hoid would do? 1
Master Elodin Posted March 4, 2016 Posted March 4, 2016 (edited) Ok, I have a good one. A man is walking through a dark alleyway when he hears a voice behind him, and jumps. "Wasing the wanting of knowing." He turns around, and he sees a boy with a strip of cloth around his eyes. "Oh, I'm sorry," the boy says "I didn't mean to Spook you!" Edited March 4, 2016 by JerleShannara 7
KnightGradient Posted March 8, 2016 Posted March 8, 2016 Ok, I have a good one. A man is walking through a dark alleyway when he hears a voice behind him, and jumps. "Wasing the wanting of knowing." He turns around, and he sees a boy with a strip of cloth around his eyes. "Oh, I'm sorry," the boy says "I didn't mean to Spook you!" Of course the Dark Alley got the Lord Mistborn involved. I mean, he's one of the greatest Hemalurgists Bakers throughout the modern Era! *ahem* Adolin- "Father, why is that guardsman boogieing down so well?" Dalinar- "I was hoping you'd notice that. He's Kaladancing." Adolin- "Where'd you find such a wonderful dancer?" Dalinar- *flashback to the day Kaladin break-danced to save Dalinar from an equally fresh Shardbearing Parshendi* "it doesn't matter." 6
Pinnacle-Ferring he/him Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 (edited) What do you call a kleptomaniac Hemalurgist? A Steal Inquisitor. Minor BoM spoilers What did MeLaan say to Lady Kelesina's steward? It'll take more than Brute strength to beat me! Edited March 10, 2016 by Pinnacle-Ferring 6
Stormgate he/him Posted March 12, 2016 Posted March 12, 2016 A Feruchemist was storing attributes in a boxing, but then he changed his mind. 6
folly Posted March 12, 2016 Posted March 12, 2016 Lopen just lost his other arm. knock knock, who's there? not Lopen... what do you get when you cross earth with epics? not cosmere... knock knock whos there? still not lopen Or Knock knock Who's there Lopen Lopen who Lopen up this door 2
timasp he/him Posted March 16, 2016 Posted March 16, 2016 WoBstep: music where you take recordings of Brandon answering questions at signings and edit them into music a la Tien likes to listen to any kind of rock (sorry) 2
marsoupial they/them Posted August 28, 2016 Posted August 28, 2016 Pickup line: Have I been tapping my chromiummind recently? Because I met you. Adversely, Have I been filling my chromiummind recently? Because I met you. 2
Darkness Ascendant he/him Posted September 2, 2016 Posted September 2, 2016 (edited) This is how you do a real "comparation" joke Whats the difference between Sadeas and a chasmfiend? One got killed by a shardblade, and the other's a chasmfiend What's the difference between a thinker and Wit? One's a worldhopper and the other's hoiding. EDIT- I meant chasmfiend...XD Also,maybe my last joke was a bit vague. Remember Thinker from the Isshik interlude? Yeah Spoiler he's a worldhopper, presumably from the 17th Shard, and Wit's hoiding from him Edited September 3, 2016 by Darkness Ascendant
Oversleep Posted September 2, 2016 Posted September 2, 2016 13 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said: Whats the difference between Sadeas and a chull? One got killed by a shardblade, and the other's a chull I'm not sure I get the joke. Spoiler I don't remember any chulls killed with Shardblade and obviously Sadeas was not killed by a Shardblade. Confused here.
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