TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 Unfortunately it also gave us Impacts current situation. It also gave Funtimes a way out of her current state of mind. (Also, change one letter in her name and you get Doctor Guntimes, aka Remington's Epic name. ) 3
Voidus Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 It also gave Funtimes a way out of her current state of mind. (Also, change one letter in her name and you get Doctor Guntimes, aka Remington's Epic name. ) Remington Springfield is an Epic enough name as it is I'd thinkg. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 Remington Springfield is an Epic enough name as it is I'd thinkg. But...but who will take up the mantle of Doctor Guntimes?
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 (edited) But...but who will take up the mantle of Doctor Guntimes? Remember that trickshot Epic I have been working on? Edited September 14, 2015 by Edgedancer
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 Remember that trickshot Epic I have been working on? Go on....
Blackhoof Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 "What time is it!?" Everyone: *sighs* "I saiiiid, what TIME is it!?" Everyone: you've done this like five times today.... "What TIIIIME???" Everyone: *sighs* 4 o clock.... "WRONG! ITS GUNTIMES! YEE HAW!" *shoots into the air like the Simpsons Texas oil baron* 5
Voidus Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 "What time is it!?" Everyone: *sighs* "I saiiiid, what TIME is it!?" Everyone: you've done this like five times today.... "What TIIIIME???" Everyone: *sighs* 4 o clock.... "WRONG! ITS GUNTIMES! YEE HAW!" *shoots into the air like the Simpsons Texas oil baron* He once made the mistake of trying to make that joke in front of Metronome. It didn't end well for Guntimes. 8
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 He once made the mistake of trying to make that joke in front of Metronome. It didn't end well for Guntimes. Yeah, he had to waste precious bullets. 5
Voidus Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Yeah, he had to waste precious bullets. Metronome laughed at his pathetic attempts to usurp him. The power of guns is nothing compared to the almighty power of accurately telling the time! 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Metronome laughed at his pathetic attempts to usurp him. The power of guns is nothing compared to the almighty power of accurately telling the time! "Then tell me, how many seconds until you are dead?" 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 "I SHALL NEVER DIE BECAUSE I HAVE THE FABULOUS POWER OF TELLING TIME." ^^Carved on Metronome's tombstone 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 But he's in Salem, right? Then we may have a new combatant for the arena.
Voidus Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Then we may have a new combatant for the arena. Metronome would never participate in the arena, he's far too busy running all the cities important business like checking that all the clocks are accurate.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 Metronome would never participate in the arena, he's far too busy running all the cities important business like checking that all the clocks are accurate. All while kindly letting Soulcaster think he's really the one in charge. 2
Voidus Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 All while kindly letting Soulcaster think he's really the one in charge. Kind and nigh-omnipotent. It's no wonder all the girls love Metronome. He's sure they do. They just get scared by his awesome power and so they don't talk to him at all... 2
Kobold King he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Kind and nigh-omnipotent. It's no wonder all the girls love Metronome. He's sure they do. They just get scared by his awesome power and so they don't talk to him at all... Careful where you say that. We don't want to give Backtrack false hope. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 Kind and nigh-omnipotent. It's no wonder all the girls love Metronome. He's sure they do. They just get scared by his awesome power and so they don't talk to him at all... Yes, that is totally a thing girls do. If we're into a guy we think is out of our league, we never talk to, smile at, or flirt with him. We don't even acknowledge his presence. 3
Voidus Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Yes, that is totally a thing girls do. If we're into a guy we think is out of our league, we never talk to, smile at, or flirt with him. We don't even acknowledge his presence. Just let out occasional fearful whimpers that sound suspiciously like laughter. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Metronome would never participate in the arena, he's far too busy running all the cities important business like checking that all the clocks are accurate. The arena is only the reason for him to be in town the... ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny can happen in his spare time. Kind and nigh-omnipotent. It's no wonder all the girls love Metronome. He's sure they do. They just get scared by his awesome power and so they don't talk to him at all... Somehow I get the feeling Metronome might be just slightly less popular with the ladies than Shiny Sparkle. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 Somehow I get the feeling Metronome might be just slightly less popular with the ladies than Shiny Sparkle. I'm suddenly imagining a romantic comedy following Metronome, Backtrack, and Shiny Sparkle as they try to find love in all the wrong places. 3
Voidus Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 I'm suddenly imagining a romantic comedy following Metronome, Backtrack, and Shiny Sparkle as they try to find love in all the wrong places. I sense a valentines day spinoff 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 I'm suddenly imagining a romantic comedy following Metronome, Backtrack, and Shiny Sparkle as they try to find love in all the wrong places. First they tried in the Dalles and then... What are you people doing in my closet?! 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 First they tried in the Dalles and then... What are you people doing in my closet?! "*giggle* You're just as cute as this girl I met in the last town." "I wish to woo you with my earth-shattering power! *pause* IT IS NOW 4:58 AND 23 SECONDS!" "I....uh....heh heh....would you date me if I could tell you what you had for lunch yesterday?" 5
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 "*giggle* You're just as cute as this girl I met in the last town." "I wish to woo you with my earth-shattering power! *pause* IT IS NOW 4:58 AND 23 SECONDS!" "I....uh....heh heh....would you date me if I could tell you what you had for lunch yesterday?" To be fair to Shiny Sparkle, she would have enough tact not to compare her new flame with her old one. ...Also does that response mean these three just flirted with me? 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 To be fair to Shiny Sparkle, she would have enough tact not to compare her new flame with her old one. ...Also does that response mean these three just flirted with me? ....Maybe....
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