TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 31, 2015 Author Posted August 31, 2015 I think Crush would resent that image. He'd want to be pictured in one of those orange jumpsuits instead, obviously. "Hey, vanilla, I said I wanted orange." "You're getting stripes." "Orange stripes?" "You can pretend they're orange." "You suck." 3
Kobold King he/him Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 Do you think Elsa can make harmonicas out of ice? ...You know, having just finished a fanfiction about Frozen!Elsa's powers, I wonder what limits Oregon!Elsa has. I doubt the Epic version would be able to, say, create a sapient creation like Olaf the snowman, but could she create a golem or similar construct? Can she keep her ice from melting for long periods of time even when she's not touching it? Could she kill a man with a stare by lowering his body temperature to the point that he'd shatter at a touch? These are questions I have to ask. 1
Mckeedee123 he/him Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 (edited) "Hey, vanilla, I said I wanted orange." "You're getting stripes." "Orange stripes?" "You can pretend they're orange." "You suck." Well, anyway, I'll get right on that. EDIT: Unless Elsa's in the clinic, that is. Crem. Anyone else? Edited August 31, 2015 by Mckeedee123
18th Shard he/him Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 The Reckoners RP: Where Figuring Out Just How Supervillains Can Kill You Is A Science. Also, where every character has a tragic back story that absolves them of much of the blame for their crimes. Except Nighthound. Nighthound dies. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 The Reckoners RP: Where Figuring Out Just How Supervillains Can Kill You Is A Science. Also, where every character has a tragic back story that absolves them of much of the blame for their crimes. Except Nighthound. Nighthound dies. Before Calamity corrupted him, Nighthound was Michael Jager, a veterinarian-in-training who spent his time healing wounded woodland critters. I'm not even making that up. Edgedancer actually confirmed it a few Questions ago. 3
18th Shard he/him Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 (edited) And then even Nighthound had a backstory that was tragic and sad. *Goes back and looks at Nighthound in game* Nope, he still dies. Edited August 31, 2015 by 18th Shard 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted August 31, 2015 Author Posted August 31, 2015 The Reckoners RP: Where Figuring Out Just How Supervillains Can Kill You Is A Science. Also, where every character has a tragic back story that absolves them of much of the blame for their crimes. Except Nighthound. Nighthound dies. Before Calamity corrupted him, Nighthound was Michael Jager, a veterinarian-in-training who spent his time healing wounded woodland critters. I'm not even making that up. Edgedancer actually confirmed it a few Questions ago. It's true. Prior to Calamity, Nighthound was actually a good guy—and I don't mean that in the "he had a great personality" kind of way. If I met pre-Calamity Michael Jager at a coffee shop and struck up a conversation, I'd probably give him my number. Post-Calamity, I wouldn't run into him in the first place, because I'd install a "Nighthound Finder" app on my phone that told me which coffee shops he was likely to be in that day, so I could avoid him. 3
Voidus Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 It's true. Prior to Calamity, Nighthound was actually a good guy—and I don't mean that in the "he had a great personality" kind of way. If I met pre-Calamity Michael Jager at a coffee shop and struck up a conversation, I'd probably give him my number. Post-Calamity, I wouldn't run into him in the first place, because I'd install a "Nighthound Finder" app on my phone that told me which coffee shops he was likely to be in that day, so I could avoid him. If that app existed the government would have used it to nuke him every day til he stayed dead. 4
Kobold King he/him Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 Is this what pre-Calamity Lucentia was like? 6
mail-mi he/him Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 (edited) And then even Nighthound had a backstory that was tragic and sad. *Goes back and looks at Nighthound in game* Nope, he still dies. Timeport. Timeport does not have a sad and tragic backstory, was kind of a terrible person (he was a diagnosed sociopath, and his friends were trying to help him control his sociopathic tendencies), did not have anything tragic happen, he started worshipping Calamity because of a misunderstanding.EDIT oops. Edited September 1, 2015 by mail-mi
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 1, 2015 Author Posted September 1, 2015 Timeport. Timeport does not have a sad and tragic backstory, was kind of a terrible person (he was a diagnosed sociopath, and his friends were trying to help him control his sociopathic tendencies), did not have anything tragic happen, he started worshipping Calamity because of a misunderstanding. EDIT oops. Hid it for you. Quota never had any great tragedy in his past, either. He was bullied as a teen (and no, it had nothing to do with the fact that his real name is Roosevelt Barthes ) but rather than becoming a Woobie, he dealt with the pain by becoming an internet troll the likes of which you can see in the darker corners of 4-chan, tormenting people to make himself feel better. 2
18th Shard he/him Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 (edited) Paradox post in Salem. His mentality is so weird to be in. ... "Tell me something. If I ask of you a something that cannot be, and yet is, how can it be a Paradox? For to be a Paradox means to defy logic with logic, reality with reality. Thus it cannot be, but is. Thus am I." Paradox raised his hands dramatically, then stepped farther away. Salem. Can any Epic compete with reality itself, warped beyond recognition? How can they move if they do it not immediately? How can they live, when their ends are so soon? In the eyes of Infinity, all values are valueless, all points pointless, and all meanings meaningless. How can they rule Timeless, Boundless, the Ending of Ends, Endless? Edited September 1, 2015 by 18th Shard
Kobold King he/him Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 Timeport. Timeport does not have a sad and tragic backstory, was kind of a terrible person (he was a diagnosed sociopath, and his friends were trying to help him control his sociopathic tendencies), did not have anything tragic happen, he started worshipping Calamity because of a misunderstanding. EDIT oops. Calamity made Timeport on a lazy day when he didn't feel like going through the hassle of corrupting someone. 2
mail-mi he/him Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 Calamity made Timeport on a lazy day when he didn't feel like going through the hassle of corrupting someone. And when he didn't feel like searching for anything terribly tragic in anyone's background. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 And when he didn't feel like searching for anything terribly tragic in anyone's background. Is this the same laziness that struck him when he created Big Al? By the way, I'm gonna PM Queen Elsa Steelheart to try to gauge out the limits of her character's powers. Does anyone else want to be included in this conversation? (I'd prefer to have it on the Question thread, but since she seldom checks here I thought it'd be easiest to just message her.) 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 1, 2015 Author Posted September 1, 2015 Is this the same laziness that struck him when he created Big Al? By the way, I'm gonna PM Queen Elsa Steelheart to try to gauge out the limits of her character's powers. Does anyone else want to be included in this conversation? (I'd prefer to have it on the Question thread, but since she seldom checks here I thought it'd be easiest to just message her.) If you could add me.
mail-mi he/him Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 Is this the same laziness that struck him when he created Big Al? By the way, I'm gonna PM Queen Elsa Steelheart to try to gauge out the limits of her character's powers. Does anyone else want to be included in this conversation? (I'd prefer to have it on the Question thread, but since she seldom checks here I thought it'd be easiest to just message her.) "So, uh, I slept in today and couldn't--well, what do you hate the most?" "Well, I don't really like Taco Bell food, but--" "Perfect! FEAR THE TACO BELL! Here, you can, uh, pull McMuffins out of your pocket. GO MY CHILD!" 8
Kobold King he/him Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 "So, uh, I slept in today and couldn't--well, what do you hate the most?" "Well, I don't really like Taco Bell food, but--" "Perfect! FEAR THE TACO BELL! Here, you can, uh, pull McMuffins out of your pocket. GO MY CHILD!" "THEY WILL COME TO FEAR YOUR NAME!" "But I don't want them to fear my name." "UGH, FINE. THEY WILL BECOME MILDLY HUNGRY AT THE SOUND OF YOUR NAME." 7
Voidus Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 "THEY WILL COME TO FEAR YOUR NAME!" "But I don't want them to fear my name." "UGH, FINE. THEY WILL BECOME MILDLY HUNGRY AT THE SOUND OF YOUR NAME." "But wouldn't my name make them like less hungry? Because I give them food and all?" "SHUT UP AND STOP OVER ANALYZING THIS, JUST GO KILL PEOPLE FOR ME OK?" 6
mail-mi he/him Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 "But wouldn't my name make them like less hungry? Because I give them food and all?" "SHUT UP AND STOP OVER ANALYZING THIS, JUST GO KILL PEOPLE FOR ME OK?" "I fail to see how McMuffins help me kill--" "YOU SHALL GIVE THEM SEVERELY CLOGGED ARTERIES!! ARE YOU DONE WITH THESE STUPID QUESTIONS YET?!" 6
Voidus Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 "I fail to see how McMuffins help me kill--" "YOU SHALL GIVE THEM SEVERELY CLOGGED ARTERIES!! ARE YOU DONE WITH THESE STUPID QUESTIONS YET?!" "Fine! Fine! I'll go give people McMuffins. Geez." *leaves* "Right, now that stupid Epic is done with, Regalia who's next?" "Er... Jingleberry?" "Oh god that's even worse." 6
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 (edited) Onto business matters: which characters need my priority in The Dalles right now? I've gotten myself confused somewhere along the line. Well Shiny Sparkle is still waiting on a Vondra or Deathwish Post to happen, so I'm not sure. Does Skylar need direction or help taming her feral redhead? Or we turn Shiny Sparkle into Skylar's redhead and she really needs help Taiming her. Well, anyway, I'll get right on that. EDIT: Unless Elsa's in the clinic, that is. Crem. Anyone else? I don't think she'es being keept in the Clinic. Edited September 1, 2015 by Edgedancer 1
Mckeedee123 he/him Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 I don't think she'es being keept in the Clinic. Yeah, that's what I thought, too. But then I double checked, and that's apparently where she woke up: Darkness. Voices. Whiteness. Pains. These were the first things that dawned on the Ice Queen as the clinic came into view. With blurred vision she looked down towards her throbbing body to discover her beautiful ice dress that she had created when she was unbelievably happy and free was now stained in many places with blood. The Queen's heart beat faster as ice spikes began to rise around the various monitors and bed around her. Tears stained her face as she tried to gather her scattered thoughts. Her body throbbed with pain. Suffering. Pain. It demands to be felt. "Anna.......please. What would you do."
Voidus Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 (edited) Yeah, that's what I thought, too. But then I double checked, and that's apparently where she woke up: I think that's being retconned since it's incredibly unlikely the Dalles guard would leave her there. Oh, also: Quote About 90% of the way through the Calamity (Reckoners 3) final revision. Hope to be done late tonight, wrapping up the series. -Brandon on Facebook a while ago. Edited September 1, 2015 by Voidus 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 Yeah, that's what I thought, too. But then I double checked, and that's apparently where she woke up: Well nyarg, with her being a rather big security risk right now I really don't think she should be there. Kobold Twi, given that you have her in a PM already could you bring it up to her?
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