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Hello! And welcome to the Shard! (If you're up on the, you were probably expecting me...)

Have an introductory upvote and a warm welcome cookie. I hope you enjoy your stay!

What is your favorite Sanderson book to date?

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...THE COOKIE IS SPIKED

 

Aw dang, the Dark Alley got here first again. Sad face.

 

Not spiked as in alcohol, spiked as in spikes. Hemalurgic spikes. The cookie has spikes in it.

 

Welcome to the Shard! Have an upvote and an awkward handshake or something! (I'm from the Knights Awkward. We're not very sociable. Sorry.)

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...THE COOKIE IS SPIKED

 

Aw dang, the Dark Alley got here first again. Sad face.

 

Not spiked as in alcohol, spiked as in spikes. Hemalurgic spikes. The cookie has spikes in it.

 

Welcome to the Shard! Have an upvote and an awkward handshake or something! (I'm from the Knights Awkward. We're not very sociable. Sorry.)

The Knights of Awkward? Where do I sign up?  :P I allready ate the cookies though, not to worry who doesn't enjoy the taste of crunchy metal coated soul fragments? They're incredibly nutritious, though they burn a little on the way down.

 

 

From the Stormlight Archive or the Cosmere at large?

Stormlight is Shallan. Or Szeth. Hard to decide.

Cosmere is Sirienna.

Good choices, from Stormlight my favorite is currently Dalinar, with Shallan hot on his heels

For the Cosmere as a whole it's obviously Vin, cause Vin.

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The Knights of Awkward? Where do I sign up?  :P I allready ate the cookies though, not to worry who doesn't enjoy the taste of crunchy metal coated soul fragments? They're incredibly nutritious, though they burn a little on the way down.

They do? That's somewhat of a problem. We designed them so you would barely feel anything as you were spiked ate the cookie. Perhaps you need to be tested over at the Dark Alley.

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 I allready ate the cookies though, not to worry who doesn't enjoy the taste of crunchy metal coated soul fragments? They're incredibly nutritious, though they burn a little on the way down.

 

 

I like this guy. There may be a place for you sir in the Dark Alley. Find research fascinating? Enjoy experimentaion? Think that Hemalurgy is a superb science with alot of potential and a bad rep? Then the Alley is the place for you.

 

Dinnae list t' the Naysayers, their words are naught but lies and jealousy.

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The Knights of Awkward? Where do I sign up?  :P I allready ate the cookies though, not to worry who doesn't enjoy the taste of crunchy metal coated soul fragments? They're incredibly nutritious, though they burn a little on the way down.

We're over in the Social Groups forum. The link's in my signature. We're pretty awkward. (I was going to say awesome, but I realized that I needed a more accurate adjective.)

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I like this guy. There may be a place for you sir in the Dark Alley. Find research fascinating? Enjoy experimentaion? Think that Hemalurgy is a superb science with alot of potential and a bad rep? Then the Alley is the place for you.

 

Dinnae list t' the Naysayers, their words are naught but lies and jealousy.

I do enjoy the human element of science...

What's your research budget like? Plenty of money for the best tools? New hammers none of these splintery old mallets like we used back in old country?

I can see a deal being made here :P

 

 

We're over in the Social Groups forum. The link's in my signature. We're pretty awkward. (I was going to say awesome, but I realized that I needed a more accurate adjective.)

 

I'll check it out :)

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The Dark Alley prides itself on the unique blend of steel and a powdered material that looks almost identical to the crushed skulls of our enemies, this original alloy produces a high quality hammer unlike anything you've ever experienced. Broken your last mallet trying to hammer a steel spike through something that is say approximately the same thickness and density of a human sternum? Worry no more, use the Dark Alley hammer and that thick piece of unspecified material will yield like butter!

*The Dark Alley holds no responsibility for the use or misuse of its hammers, any resultant physical, spiritual or mental damage caused by the Dark Alley hammer is the sole responsibility of the wielder, hammer may cause undesired fracturing of the soul, inexplicable wails of the damned or spontaneous taco generation, we have no idea why but hey, free tacos.

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The Dark Alley prides itself on the unique blend of steel and a powdered material that looks almost identical to the crushed skulls of our enemies, this original alloy produces a high quality hammer unlike anything you've ever experienced. Broken your last mallet trying to hammer a steel spike through something that is say approximately the same thickness and density of a human sternum? Worry no more, use the Dark Alley hammer and that thick piece of unspecified material will yield like butter!

*The Dark Alley holds no responsibility for the use or misuse of its hammers, any resultant physical, spiritual or mental damage caused by the Dark Alley hammer is the sole responsibility of the wielder, hammer may cause undesired fracturing of the soul, inexplicable wails of the damned or spontaneous taco generation, we have no idea why but hey, free tacos.

Almost identical to the crushed skulls of our enemies huh? I NEED to speak to your human resources department!

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Would that be the department that disperses our sentient research materials, or the one that oversees working conditions, because the latter is alot less amicable, and you may want to wait until he's dealt with the Faceripper Iguana outbreak in Alley 15...

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Would that be the department that disperses our sentient research materials, or the one that oversees working conditions, because the latter is alot less amicable, and you may want to wait until he's dealt with the Faceripper Iguana outbreak in Alley 15...

I may be crazy but I'm not stupid, everyone knows never to bother the *evil* kind of human resources department.  ;)

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