Peng the Just he/him Posted June 17, 2015 Posted June 17, 2015 (edited) As the title indicates, this is a little different than most AMAs. Ask me anything, and then the next person answers as if they were me. If I like it, I'll add it to the "about me" portion of my profile. Ever wanted to make random crap up about someone? Now's your chance. Edited June 17, 2015 by jasonpenguin
the Gleeman he/him Posted June 17, 2015 Posted June 17, 2015 OOh fun. So what are you having for dinner? 1
Kobold King he/him Posted June 17, 2015 Posted June 17, 2015 OOh fun. So what are you having for dinner? Β Answering for Peng: Β Β THE SOULS OF LITTLE ORPHAN CHILDREN, DRENCHED IN THE TEARS OF THE INNOCENT AND THE BLOOD OF THE DEFILED. Β Β Hope that answers your question. 6
+Slowswift Posted June 18, 2015 Posted June 18, 2015 (edited) Answering for Peng: Β Β THE SOULS OF LITTLE ORPHAN CHILDREN, DRENCHED IN THE TEARS OF THE INNOCENT AND THE BLOOD OF THE DEFILED. Β Β Hope that answers your question. Β Kobold, you make me want to major in psychology. Just so I can figure out what goes on in that unfathomable head of yours. Β How would you react if any Sharder showed up at your door? Edited June 18, 2015 by Slowswift 2
Peng the Just he/him Posted June 18, 2015 Author Posted June 18, 2015 Answering for Peng: Β Β THE SOULS OF LITTLE ORPHAN CHILDREN, DRENCHED IN THE TEARS OF THE INNOCENT AND THE BLOOD OF THE DEFILED. Β Β Hope that answers your question. My favorite! 3
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted June 18, 2015 Posted June 18, 2015 (edited) Answering for Peng: Β Β THE SOULS OF LITTLE ORPHAN CHILDREN, DRENCHED IN THE TEARS OF THE INNOCENT AND THE BLOOD OF THE DEFILED. Β Β Hope that answers your question. Β Personally, I like having the tears of freshly-slaughtered kittens... Β Would you rather be able to breathe underwater, or breathe in space? Β Also, you haven't been asking any return questions... Edited June 18, 2015 by Lightsworn Panda
Kobold King he/him Posted June 18, 2015 Posted June 18, 2015 Would you rather be able to breathe underwater, or breathe in space? Β Answering for Peng again: Β Β BREATH IS FOR THE PITIFUL MORTALS THAT CRAWL UPON THE FACE OF THE PLANET. I CAN SURVIVE ANYWHERE, BE IT THE BOTTOM OF THE DEEPEST TRENCH OR THE HEART OF THE HOTTEST STAR. I AM OUTSIDE THE RULES OF YOUR EXISTENCE, AND I REGARD YOUR MOST FEARED ENVIRONMENTS WITH NOTHING SHORT OF DISDAIN. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 18, 2015 Posted June 18, 2015 Answering for Peng again: Β Β BREATH IS FOR THE PITIFUL MORTALS THAT CRAWL UPON THE FACE OF THE PLANET. I CAN SURVIVE ANYWHERE, BE IT THE BOTTOM OF THE DEEPEST TRENCH OR THE HEART OF THE HOTTEST STAR. I AM OUTSIDE THE RULES OF YOUR EXISTENCE, AND I REGARD YOUR MOST FEARED ENVIRONMENTS WITH NOTHING SHORT OF DISDAIN. Β Oh, you'd break down in Tucson. We haveβ¦. Β Blinding sunlight! Searing heat of up to 117 degrees F!Β Rattlesnakes!Β Snakes that EAT rattlesnakes!Β Giant rats that look like pigs!Β Thorny, poisonous bushes that will jump out and grab you if you get too close!Β Allergens that are literally EVERYWHERE and can even send you to the hospital!Β Horrible, horrible drivers who will flip you off when THEY nearly get you killed!Β People who treat retail workers like crap for doing their jobs! And last but not least... BAD MEXICAN FOOD THAT EVERYONE THINKS IS DELICIOUS!!!! 3
Kobold King he/him Posted June 18, 2015 Posted June 18, 2015 Β Oh, you'd break down in Tucson. We haveβ¦. Β Blinding sunlight! Searing heat of up to 117 degrees F!Β Rattlesnakes!Β Snakes that EAT rattlesnakes!Β Giant rats that look like pigs!Β Thorny, poisonous bushes that will jump out and grab you if you get too close!Β Allergens that are literally EVERYWHERE and can even send you to the hospital!Β Horrible, horrible drivers who will flip you off when THEY nearly get you killed!Β People who treat retail workers like crap for doing their jobs! And last but not least... BAD MEXICAN FOOD THAT EVERYONE THINKS IS DELICIOUS!!!! Β I said Peng can survive the mortal plane. Arizona is clearly the abode of some hellish eldritch abomination. Β Β (Also, I hate to be that guy, but as someone who writes about animals for a living I feel like I need to bring this up. Javelinas are even-toed ungulates, not rodents. They're not exactly pigs in the conventional sense--true pigs belong to the family Suidae while peccaries are classified as Tayassuidae--but they're definitely not rodents.) 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 18, 2015 Posted June 18, 2015 I said Peng can survive the mortal plane. Arizona is clearly the abode of some hellish eldritch abomination. Β Β (Also, I hate to be that guy, but as someone who writes about animals for a living I feel like I need to bring this up. Javelinas are even-toed ungulates, not rodents. They're not exactly pigs in the conventional sense--true pigs belong to the family Suidae while peccaries are classified as Tayassuidae--but they're definitely not rodents.) Β Indeed. Β Β (They're big, they're ugly, and they'll tip over your garbage can and leave everything scattered across your driveway. In my opinion, their scientific classification should beΒ GiganticusΒ nuisancus. )Β 2
Kobold King he/him Posted June 18, 2015 Posted June 18, 2015 (They're big, they're ugly, and they'll tip over your garbage can and leave everything scattered across your driveway. In my opinion, their scientific classification should beΒ GiganticusΒ nuisancus. )Β Β I'll be sure to put that in my children's animal book. 2
Peng the Just he/him Posted June 18, 2015 Author Posted June 18, 2015 (edited) You should ask one, kobold. Give someone else a chance to answer. =P Edit: how about this one: what do I do for a living? Edited June 19, 2015 by jasonpenguin 1
Haelbarde he/him Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 Shuffle around in circles to keep my feet warm. Which is best penguin?
Peng the Just he/him Posted June 20, 2015 Author Posted June 20, 2015 Shuffle around in circles to keep my feet warm. the pay is actually quite competitive. Not to mention the healthcare package and 401 (k) options.
+Slowswift Posted June 20, 2015 Posted June 20, 2015 (edited) Which is best penguin? Β Ambrose. Β Or maybe Nimrod. Β What is the 12th root of Pi squared divided by three times two, plus one minus five billion, multiplied by four? Edited June 20, 2015 by Slowswift
Peng the Just he/him Posted June 21, 2015 Author Posted June 21, 2015 42. Answers anything. What's your question?
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