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Because more meta is best meta.

 

This is a thread for making up remotely Brandon-related discussion topics, discussing the discussion topics, and maybe having the discussions that the discussion topics would entail.

 

How remote is too remote? I have no idea!

Shall we...

  • Talk about the complete and 100% factual history of the name "Brandon" (which undoubtedly involves large amounts of conspiracy and possibly a prophecy or two)?
  • Think up good Awakening commands for his favourite childhood pencil case?
  • Have shipping wars over which two of the leaves on the (hypothetical) tree outside his window look cutest together?

Whatever you can think of, fire away!

 

(I personally think the second leaf on the far left branch should absolutely go with the one with the little black spot on it. They're so tragically separated by the (hypothetical) lamppost! You are, of course, welcome to disagree.)

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(I personally think the second leaf on the far left branch should absolutely go with the one with the little black spot on it. They're so tragically separated by the (hypothetical) lamppost! You are, of course, welcome to disagree.)

Tragedy strikes, as a caterpillar slowly climbs up the tree, ready to devour your OTP...

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The best remotely-related Brandon topic I can think of is discussing remotely-related Brandon topics, especially if that discussion included remotely-related Brandon discussions about remotely-related Brandon topics.

Because more meta is best meta, right?

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The best remotely-related Brandon topic I can think of is discussing remotely-related Brandon topics, especially if that discussion included remotely-related Brandon discussions about remotely-related Brandon topics.

Because more meta is best meta, right?

 

/pages Metacognition to post in this thread

 

(Because more Meta being Meta while talking about meta is best meta.)

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Tragedy strikes, as a caterpillar slowly climbs up the tree, ready to devour your OTP...

No - they cannot - they must not! They have OTP armour! I'm sure of it!

...

(Mistborn)

(cough cough Vin x Elend)

(cough cough Sazed x Tindwyl)

(cough cough Lord Ruler x Swivel Chair)

 

Yes, bring forth the meta! Let us have all of the Meta-Meta Brandiscussions about Sandertopics (?) that are possible to bring into existence!  :lol:

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Yes, bring forth the meta! Let us have all of the Meta-Meta Brandiscussions about Sandertopics (?) that are possible to bring into existence!  :lol:

When you add an exclamation mark after meta, it looks at first glance to be metal. It might just be my eyesight, though. I would upvote, but, and I quote, 'you have reached your quota of positive votes for the day'

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Ah, so he argues his books are useless? Which they are not, they are very useful for forgetting things. Which is why he forget they were useless?

Good Sir/Madam, I believe you are mistaken. His books are, in fact, Eustace. Easy mistake, I understand.  B)

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One possible remotely Brandon-related discussion topic is "Sanderson Characters in Well-Known Comedy Sketches".

In such a discussion I would contribute this shortened version of Monty Python's Argument Clinic sketch, starring Hoid:

Man Who Likes An Argument: Ah, I'd like to have an argument, please.
Receptionist: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?
M: No, I haven't. This is my first time.
R: I see. Well, do you want to have just one argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?
M: Well, what is the cost?
R: Well, it's one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.
M: Well, I think it would be best if I perhaps started off with just the one and then see how it goes.
R: Fine. Well, I'll see who's free at the moment.
(Pause)
R: Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory. Ah, yes, try Mr. Barnard; room 12.
M: Thank you.

(Walks down the hall. Opens the wrong door.)

Hoid: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Man Who Likes An Argument: Well, I was told outside that...
H: Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!
M: What?
H: Shut your festering gob, you idiot! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, coffee-nosed, malodorous, pervert!!!
M: Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!
H: OH! Oh I'm sorry, but this is Wit.
M: Oh, I see. Well, that explains it.
H: Ah yes, you want room 12A for Argument. Just along the corridor.
M: Oh. Thank you very much. Sorry.
H: Not at all.
M: Thank You.
H: (Under his breath) Stupid git!

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