Kobold King he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 So Edge, completely unrelated note, how long would it take Shinysparkle to teleport someone to Salem and what would she need in recompense? You wouldn't dare!
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 26, 2015 Author Posted May 26, 2015 You wouldn't dare! He might not, but Shiny Sparkle would... 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 He might not, but Shiny Sparkle would... But why? Why would she have anything to do with a system that degrades and objectifies women? ... Okay stupid question. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 26, 2015 Author Posted May 26, 2015 But why? Why would she have anything to do with a system that degrades and objectifies women? ... Okay stupid question. That's just a side effect of her true goal, which is humiliating Deathwish and Arsenal in the strangest way possible. As for why she didn't notice the side effects...chalk it up to Epic corruption, I guess?
Voidus Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Scribbler and Emma promised to distract Vondra so she could have some private time with Autumn?
Kobold King he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 That's just a side effect of her true goal, which is humiliating Deathwish and Arsenal in the strangest way possible. As for why she didn't notice the side effects...chalk it up to Epic corruption, I guess? "For the last time you gormless nitwit! I am Arsenal, your commanding officer!" "Yeah, sure. Whatever babe. How about that footrub now?" Scribbler and Emma promised to distract Vondra so she could have some private time with Autumn? Sheesh, way to stick up for your counselor girls. 3
Voidus Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Well on the one hand they make Autumn uncomfortable for a bit, on the other they can make her laugh for weeks on end when they tell her why.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 26, 2015 Author Posted May 26, 2015 Well on the one hand they make Autumn uncomfortable for a bit, on the other they can make her laugh for weeks on end when they tell her why. Once she's through screaming in terror at the mental images, that is. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Once she's through screaming in terror at the mental images, that is. Why do I think that Arsenal would receive nothing but bras in every Dalles Christmas party from then on out. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 26, 2015 Author Posted May 26, 2015 Why do I think that Arsenal would receive nothing but bras in every Dalles Christmas party from then on out. And cocktail dresses and miniskirts. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 And cocktail dresses and miniskirts. Always given with an exaggerated wink from the giver. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 26, 2015 Author Posted May 26, 2015 Always given with an exaggerated wink from the giver. It's a shame there's no way they could force Arsenal to wear those things. Otherwise, Deathwish would always get pictures for Christmas. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 It's a shame there's no way they could force Arsenal to wear those things. Otherwise, Deathwish would always get pictures for Christmas. All the more reason to get Funtimes to The Dalles. Then we can finally launch WHIO's sexy calendar, starring lycra!Lightwards and cocktaildress!Arsenal. 2
Voidus Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 You could get Galmour to alter the picture, torture three people simultaneously 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 26, 2015 Author Posted May 26, 2015 All the more reason to get Funtimes to The Dalles. Then we can finally launch WHIO's sexy calendar, starring lycra!Lightwards and cocktaildress!Arsenal. And then we give a copy to Deathwish. And when he throws it away, we print a new one. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 And then we give a copy to Deathwish. And when he throws it away, we print a new one. I'm already planning out the cover blurb. "Have you been looking for a celebration of Oregon's sexiest babes, from Edgerunner to Revolution to Doctor Funtimes? Well you can just keep on waiting, 'cuz all you'll find here is naked Nighthound." Alternatively, we show Doctor Funtimes' face on the cover but we fill it with Lightwards, Arsenal, Nighthound, Timeport, and the rest of the ATTD list. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 26, 2015 Author Posted May 26, 2015 I'm already planning out the cover blurb. "Have you been looking for a celebration of Oregon's sexiest babes, from Edgerunner to Revolution to Doctor Funtimes? Well you can just keep on waiting, 'cuz all you'll find here is naked Nighthound." Alternatively, we show Doctor Funtimes' face on the cover but we fill it with Lightwards, Arsenal, Nighthound, Timeport, and the rest of the ATTD list. "Have you ever wondered what Timeport looks like in a micro-string bikini? Well, brace yourself, because if your commanding officer gave you this calendar, you're about to find out." 2
Voidus Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 And oh dear god it's Corpsemaker in a thong.*Shudder* 3
Kobold King he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 "Have you ever wondered what Timeport looks like in a micro-string bikini? Well, brace yourself, because if your commanding officer gave you this calendar, you're about to find out." The average citizen's reaction to this calendar: And oh dear god it's Corpsemaker in a thong. *Shudder* Really? I could have sworn I had Frequency in that piece of swim wear. Go figure. 2
Voidus Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 The average citizen's reaction to this calendar: Really? I could have sworn I had Frequency in that piece of swim wear. Go figure. Everyone one else: "Kill it!!! Kill it with FIRE!!!!" And that ladies and gentlemen is what happened in Oregon. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 26, 2015 Author Posted May 26, 2015 Everyone one else: "Kill it!!! Kill it with FIRE!!!!" And that ladies and gentlemen is what happened in Oregon. Obliteration: You asked for something to be killed with fire? Well, I don't usually work on request, but OH DEAR CALAMITY WHAT IS ON THAT CALENDAR HOLD IT STILL WHILE I DESTROY IT 3
Kobold King he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Obliteration: You asked for something to be killed with fire? Well, I don't usually work on request, but OH DEAR CALAMITY WHAT IS ON THAT CALENDAR HOLD IT STILL WHILE I DESTROY IT * sigh * "Now that you've gotten rid of the regular sexy calendar, mind taking out the Oregon one? You stuck up prude..." 4
Voidus Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 Obliteration: You asked for something to be killed with fire? Well, I don't usually work on request, but OH DEAR CALAMITY WHAT IS ON THAT CALENDAR HOLD IT STILL WHILE I DESTROY IT "And the lord sayeth- Oh who cares, I'm skipping Revelations and going right to the burning brimstone. BURN YOU HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE BURN!!!" 3
the Gleeman he/him Posted May 26, 2015 Posted May 26, 2015 So my Epic gladitorial arena is now a thing... Bring On The Fights!!! 1
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