Blackhoof Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 (edited) Oh dear, Impact went dark, grabbing some random callously like that love it Edited May 6, 2015 by Blackhoof
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 6, 2015 Author Posted May 6, 2015 New momentum twins post up. Entitled: "Impact experiments with biological warfare" Well. That's one way to show the corruption taking hold, I suppose. Creative, in a...horrifying way.
Kobold King he/him Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 Well. That's one way to show the corruption taking hold, I suppose. Creative, in a...horrifying way. I guess her future's up in the air now, huh? That she passed the corruption test with flying colors? ...I'll stop now. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 6, 2015 Author Posted May 6, 2015 I guess her future's up in the air now, huh? That she passed the corruption test with flying colors? ...I'll stop now. So long as Deathwish doesn't go "Huh, that's a pretty big grenade. Kinda looks like a guy--oh wait it IS a guy!" 2
Kobold King he/him Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 So long as Deathwish doesn't go "Huh, that's a pretty big grenade. Kinda looks like a guy--oh wait it IS a guy!" More Deathwish's style: "Yikes, better catch that guy... wait, that's Greg, the guy who yelled at me for hitting on his fifteen year-old daughter! Bye Greg. Have a nice fall." 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 6, 2015 Author Posted May 6, 2015 More Deathwish's style: "Yikes, better catch that guy... wait, that's Greg, the guy who yelled at me for hitting on his fifteen year-old daughter! Bye Greg. Have a nice fall." I can't decide if that's better or worse than what would happen if Impact had thrown said fifteen-year-old daughter. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 I can't decide if that's better or worse than what would happen if Impact had thrown said fifteen-year-old daughter. "Storm you, I was probably gonna score with her eventually! That's it, no more Mr. nice guy." There is literally not a single situation in which Deathwish would utter a non-slontzey phrase. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 6, 2015 Author Posted May 6, 2015 "Storm you, I was probably gonna score with her eventually! That's it, no more Mr. nice guy." There is literally not a single situation in which Deathwish would utter a non-slontzey phrase. Um....being gnawed to death by rabid weasels with his weakness in effect? 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 Um....being gnawed to death by rabid weasels with his weakness in effect? "Ow! Storm this! If only it were Glass instead of me!" 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 6, 2015 Author Posted May 6, 2015 "Ow! Storm this! If only it were Glass instead of me!" In a confessional booth with Obliteration on the other side? 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 In a confessional booth with Obliteration on the other side? "My only regret is not scoring with more women. Hey, wanna be my wingman?" 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 6, 2015 Author Posted May 6, 2015 "My only regret is not scoring with more women. Hey, wanna be my wingman?" "And behold, the man who enjoyed scoring with the ladies found himself in a place with not another living soul, and he was no more." Um....at his grandmother's funeral? Dare I ask? 2
Kobold King he/him Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 "And behold, the man who enjoyed scoring with the ladies found himself in a place with not another living soul, and he was no more." Um....at his grandmother's funeral? Dare I ask? (Deathwish would actually stand a good chance of killing Obliteration, assuming Obliteration tried to disintegrate him like he usually does. ) He wouldn't attend his grandmother's funeral. He'd be at the local bar--not drinking away his sorrows, but hitting on women there and periodically deleting text messages from his family. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 6, 2015 Author Posted May 6, 2015 (Deathwish would actually stand a good chance of killing Obliteration, assuming Obliteration tried to disintegrate him like he usually does. ) He wouldn't attend his grandmother's funeral. He'd be at the local bar--not drinking away his sorrows, but hitting on women there and periodically deleting text messages from his family. (Unless Obliteration knew about his PI and teleported him to one of Möbius' pocket universes. I mean, there's still the whole cooldown period to worry about, so he and Deathwish would have about two minutes where they just stared awkwardly at each other, but still.) Jerk. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 (Unless Obliteration knew about his PI and teleported him to one of Möbius' pocket universes. I mean, there's still the whole cooldown period to worry about, so he and Deathwish would have about two minutes where they just stared awkwardly at each other, but still.) Jerk. "So... how about those momentum twins, huh? Pretty hot, right? "Any man who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart." "Oh, I've committed adultery with more than my heart. Heh heh." "The adulterer's portion of the second life will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.” "Jeez. Bet you're a lot of fun in bars." 3
Voidus Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 Yeah I'm going to have to believe that Deathwish has never had much contact with Scribbler. If he did then one or both of them would be dead. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 6, 2015 Author Posted May 6, 2015 "So... how about those momentum twins, huh? Pretty hot, right? "Any man who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart." "Oh, I've committed adultery with more than my heart. Heh heh." "The adulterer's portion of the second life will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.” "Jeez. Bet you're a lot of fun in bars." He is when he gets hammered. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 Yeah I'm going to have to believe that Deathwish has never had much contact with Scribbler. If he did then one or both of them would be dead. What would it take to prompt her to snap? The flirt alone, or would he have to get touch-y first? He is when he gets hammered. I solemnly swear I will not WHOOC it I solemnly swear I will not WHOOC it I solemnly swear I will not WHOOC it.... 2
Voidus Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 He is when he gets hammered. Not sure whether the addition Deathwish would a) Improve the Obliteration/Backtrack/Lord Snakehands bar scenario. Make us ban all future references to the bar scene because he's so terrible. c) Leave the bar immediately to find another one with more girls in it. Actually I'm almost completely sure I know which one of those it would be. 2
mail-mi he/him Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 (edited) What would it take to prompt her to snap? The flirt alone, or would he have to get touch-y first? I solemnly swear I will not WHOOC it I solemnly swear I will not WHOOC it I solemnly swear I will not WHOOC it.... When shall we expect the WHOOC? Edited May 6, 2015 by mail-mi
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 6, 2015 Author Posted May 6, 2015 When shall we expect the WHOOC? "I CALL myself Obliteration….'cause I'm gonna OBLITERATE your SOBRIETY. But mine first. Yes….mine first." 4
Voidus Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 What would it take to prompt her to snap? The flirt alone, or would he have to get touch-y first? I solemnly swear I will not WHOOC it I solemnly swear I will not WHOOC it I solemnly swear I will not WHOOC it.... She'd probably take a deep dislike to him almost instantly but it'd take some pretty slontzey flirting to make her actually try to murder him.
Kobold King he/him Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 Turns out a normal man with normal strength can cut another human being in half, even without factoring in a speed of ninety miles an hour. The things I Google for the sake of literature. Also, Twi? Things are set up for Autumn to give a briefing now. Redlight will be taking notes about the new arrivals' powers. 1
Voidus Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 Scribbler's probably going to contact Arsenal to update him on the situation at the clinic soon, I can work it into my next post or you can just mention it in Arsenal's.
Kobold King he/him Posted May 6, 2015 Posted May 6, 2015 Scribbler's probably going to contact Arsenal to update him on the situation at the clinic soon, I can work it into my next post or you can just mention it in Arsenal's. I was actually considering having Arsenal summon himself a truck and come to the clinic in person to orchestrate everything. Thoughts?
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