July Posted April 15, 2015 Posted April 15, 2015 (edited) Welcome to the clan of the Granny Hoid. Together we will follow the Granny and worship its every move. Nobody shall have the investure to stop the ultimate being. Give up on your day to day struggles and join the clan of Granny Hoid.Members:Head: GrannySecond in Command: PhoenixLead Worshiper: Galerider (Currently Not Available do to soulless reasons)First converted: Quiver Converted Members: Mistrunner The Wall of The Soulless GaleriderGRANNY HOID IS COMING FOR YOUR SOUL! Edited May 14, 2015 by Phoenix 2
July Posted April 15, 2015 Author Posted April 15, 2015 Yes, join and allow Granny Hoid to devour your soul.
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted April 16, 2015 Posted April 16, 2015 That picture is terrifying 1
Quiver he/him Posted April 16, 2015 Posted April 16, 2015 Granny Goodness"Hoid"? Oh no. Cosmere Darkseid is coming, isn't he?! 2
July Posted April 16, 2015 Author Posted April 16, 2015 (edited) Give up your soul to Granny Hoid. (It's for a good cause) Edited April 16, 2015 by Phoenix 1
Quiver he/him Posted April 16, 2015 Posted April 16, 2015 (edited) Hmm. On the one hand, your sales pitch is incredibly sketchy and vague. You have already implied that Granny Hoid is, if not the ultimate darkness, a servant of such a force- one which would be abhorent to Harmony in all it's forms, Scadrian or Equine. On the other hand, Celestia loves supporting good causes! Edited April 16, 2015 by Quiver 1
July Posted April 17, 2015 Author Posted April 17, 2015 Sign here saying that you will give your soul and struggles to Granny Hoid x___________________________________________________ Sign here saying that you will not sue Granny Hoid because it devoured your consciousness x___________________________________________________
Quiver he/him Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) A prenup? Eh, why not. Granny Hoid seems like a trust worthy individual. I'm sure nothing bad can come from this, and I'm kind of curious to see just what an eldricth abomination would do with the "soul and struggles" of a god-horse. (Not to mention general boredom. When bored, write something that will have hideous consequances for the characters involved- like a signature!) Sign here saying that you will give your soul and struggles to Granny Hoidx Quiver Sign here saying that you will not sue Granny Hoid because it devoured your consciousness x Quiver Edited April 17, 2015 by Quiver 1
July Posted April 17, 2015 Author Posted April 17, 2015 Hey DA members want an alience? Granny Hoid is interested in your spikes cookies. 1
Quiver he/him Posted April 17, 2015 Posted April 17, 2015 (edited) (Eh, ya know what? Just change the convert to Quiver.) Sell your soul and struggles to Granny Hoid! Edited April 17, 2015 by Quiver
Fatebreaker he/him Posted April 18, 2015 Posted April 18, 2015 The DA will deal with anyone who's interested. Even if we're slightly baffled by your very existence. What baked goods would you like to purchase? 2
Kaymyth she/her Posted April 19, 2015 Posted April 19, 2015 You know, this all sounds quite fascinating. Sadly, I am a redhead, and as everybody knows have no soul to devour. 6
Quiver he/him Posted April 19, 2015 Posted April 19, 2015 "I have two souls, therefor my wolf gets a say in whatever contracts I sign. And she says No." Which means your human side said yes? Proof of Granny's persuasive powers.
July Posted April 21, 2015 Author Posted April 21, 2015 (edited) Thank you Galerider for sacrificing your soul and struggles to Granny Hoid. Your name will forever be engraved into the wall of the soulless. Galeriders last words before he gave his soul to Granny Hoid were: "That's not Hoid... That looks like a grandma who had had a fat transplant from a walrus having an allergic reaction to the food Hoid is cooking for the Illuminati while wearing a gardening hat with tassels." "I enjoyed it. 10 out of 10 would do it again" Everybody thank our first sacrifice, I mean volunteer, for giving their soul and struggles to Granny Hoid. Edited April 23, 2015 by Phoenix
Quiver he/him Posted April 22, 2015 Posted April 22, 2015 Thanks Galerider! I'm sure you're last words were meant as endearment, instead of blasphemy.
July Posted April 23, 2015 Author Posted April 23, 2015 Fear not what Granny Hoid will do to you. Granny Hoid is only doing what is best for the Cosmere. If you pledge allegiance to Granny Hoid now we can squeeze an appointment in with Granny Hoid sometime next Tuesday. 1
ChullRider he/him Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 Phoenix use sheer terror on the wild ChullRider! It's super effective! The wild ChullRider fled. 3
Quiver he/him Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) Ehhhhhh. I wouldn't say that. Huh. If the Lead Worshipper isn't totally on-board with things, I'm starting to question my devotion to this cult. Knew I should have joined Our Town instead... Edited April 23, 2015 by Quiver
Galerider Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) That's probably a safe choice. Edited April 23, 2015 by Galerider
Galerider Posted April 23, 2015 Posted April 23, 2015 If you want to live I would run out the new and convenient hole in that wall, (gestures with ethereal hand). 1
Quiver he/him Posted April 24, 2015 Posted April 24, 2015 ...damnation. You know it's bad when a town of brainwashing, equal signs cultists are the better option. 1
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