You Know The Drill.......

[Okdes he/him]

SPOILER ALRET. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED WORDS OF RADIANCE, FIREFIGHT, WARBREAKER, AND MISTBORN. MAYBE A FEW OTHERS. I MEAN, YOU COULD READ IT, BUT YOU WOULDN'T GET SOME OF MY JOKES.....

 

 

 

I'm new, hooray for me, blah blah blah. You know the drill. If your reading this, then it means you probably have read a lot of these, so I won't bore you with what you've heard before. I love the Cosmere. Hoid is super cool. I am slowly building my friend up to reading The Way of Kings by making him read Steelheart and The Rithmatist and getting him hooked. I finished Words of Radiance yesterday. 

 

Well, now that that's out of the way........

 

Did anyone else notice that Nan (Darkness) was like an even more twisted version of Miles Hundredlives from Alloy of Law? God, Miles with a shardblade.....Now that is a terrifying thought. If the Children of the Light had lawyers, they would probably be Skybreakers, from what we've seen of Nan.

 

Steelheart vs. Lord Ruler: Immortal King Deathmatch. Judged by Susebron.

 

I want there to be a Nightblood fan club. Also.....Nightblood in Words of Radiance. I stopped reading and walked away for a few minutes after that. Do you think, instead of Breaths, he could take Stormlight when drawn?

 

If we locked Siri, Marasi, and Shallan in a room, who'd have the funniest reactions to sexual innuendos?

 

Do you think Allomancy affects Shardsblade/plate? Probably just plate, since the blade kinda isn't metal

 

Currency is always a weapon. Mistborn/Stormlight Archive (And technically Steelheart, since dead Epic cells can be currency and power the motivator in a piece of Epic tech like the spyril......)

 

We should awaken Wayne's hat and Command it to "Stay on Wayne's head". It might help him.

 

A Klossos vs. A Parshendi Warform pair. (Stormform is downright unfair.) Who wins?

 

Dumbest move in Cosmere history: Making a deal with Ruin. 2nd Dumbest Move: Breaking a deal with Ruin. We're not pointing any fingers. *Cough cough* LERAS! *Cough cough*

 

I was wrong. The dumbest move in the history of the Cosmere was giving Hoid a position of power where his only job was to insult people. That's basically paying him to do nothing, with Hoid's personality. 

 

I want Adolin to get a Heron-marked Shardblade. That needs to be a thing.

 

Also, The last book of the Stormlight Archive should be like the Avengers, except within the Cosmere. I want to see Vin and Kaladin flying together to save the world. 

 

Imagine Matrim Cauthon as a Surgebinder. I almost don't want to consider it. 

 

The Almighty is dead, expect when he isn't.

 

Kelsier: Let's break in and take their atium!

Vivenna: Let's break in and rescue my sister!

David: Let's break in and shoot some Epics!

Lift: Let's break in and EAT THEIR DINNER!

 

Lightsong and Hoid (as Wit) need to get together and insult all the Returned. 

 

AAAANNNNDDDD.................... That's all I got for now. Bye.

 

-Okdes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[gjustice99 she/her]

Welcome!

About Allomancy and Shardplate: Shardplate would be affected but not very much. The person pushing/pulling would have to be really powerful to do much.

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[Left he/him]

This might be the best intro I've read, take an upvote! The one about Shallan, Marasi, and Vivinna was especially good

[Titan Arum]

Great first post! Several of your questions we have speculated on and Brandon has provided answers to with his awesome Words of Brandon (WOB). I suggest you go read them on theoryland, or in the compiled location here on the forum. 

 

With regards to Nightblood and Stormlight...

 

  INTERVIEW: Mar 22nd, 2014

WoR Signing Report - Argent (Verbatim)

QUESTION

Will Nightblood drain Stormlight?

BRANDON SANDERSON

Nightblood will drain any Investiture, so yes.

[Surgebound Rainspren he/him]

Welcome, enjoy your stay, don't accept cookies from suspicious  people.

 

also steelheart would totally win.

[Okdes he/him]

But...Would he? Lord Ruler would hardly fear Steelheart......Thank you everyone for the welcome.

[Newan he/him]

The Lord Ruler could have accessed unlimited mental speed, physical speed, luck, and investiture, and he was defeated by someone who pulled his bracers off.  He has the ability to pull metal back to him!

 

With his insecurities, I don't think he would fare very well against Steelheart.  

Edited March 12, 2015 by Newan

[Blaze1616 he/him]

I don't think he would fare very well against Steelheart.  

 

That is until Steelheart turns everything to steel. I don't see how he could possibly lose at that point, because then they'd have almost identical passive capabilities (flight, super-health [until TLR figures out how to beat Steelheart]). I actually don't see Steelheart having much of a chance.