Edgedancer he/him Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 I finally got around to listening to "Party x Party." We couldn't have gotten a better song about Funtimes if we'd hired a songwriter to describe her. Calamity, Funtimes, I'm sure we can find some more good theme songs with their help. I finally watched the partyxparty song? Like, what in Calamity's cupcakes is that? Japan. Looks like the Autumn harems will have to remain in Reader's fanfiction. I think Autumn will not cry at their loss.
Apocalypse she/her Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 Epic Name: Aganju Old Name: Jaden Porrador Primary Ability: Sand Manipulation Secondary Ability: Shrinking Weakness: U.S Soldier Dogtags (PTSD) Personality: Ruthless Gender: Male Weaponry: Gravitron Sledgehammer, Uzi, Laptop Bag of Sand Appearance: Severe burn across the side of his face, Age: 34 Height: 5'9 Weight: 179 Ethnicity: Persian, Polish, American Hair: Black and Gray Eyes: Brown Jaden fought in the Iraq War as a U.S soldier and a Captain. He reached fifty-six confirmed kills before being sent back with heavy PTSD. He suffered in a VA bed with constant therapy sessions as he attempted to get used to having half of his face burned with the blast of a grenade. It was only months before Calamity when people stopped visiting due to his whimpering and sadness at every moment, generally just hell to be around. When the Red Star rose the pain stopped and his PTSD was pushed to the back of his skull. As most epics did when Calamity hit, they killed those that knew them. Jaden was gifted the ability to fully manipulate the sand around him and multiply it with time, along with the ability to shrink to the size of a grain of sand. He left New Orleans for two days and came back in a Sandstorm, his family and the hospital he was admitted to were destroyed. Jaden took the name of Aganju, the God of Volcanoes and Deserts in African Mythos. Once abandoning New Orleans in a thin layer of sand for a temporary legacy he headed to Pittsburgh during a high rise of Epics attempting to train their new found powers on each other, to the death. Aganju grinded from epics with the source ability of being able to not blink to epics with the power to blow a man's head to smithereens with a punch. During this set of training Aganju had combined his shrinking with a sandstorm to generally ride on a grain of sand to finally enlarge with a strike to the head, generally using this to play an extreme knockout game with citizens on the training streets of Pittsburgh. It was only recently after years in Pittsburgh did Aganju do so in a particular order. Steal a scooter and drive until it broke outside Columbus, walk the railway tracks to Cincinatti. Buy a ticket for a bus to Newcago, attempt to work as one of Steelheart's lackeys but hightail it to St. Louis. Caravan to Kansas city and bee line to the wreckage of Dallas. Board a train to San Diego and stay far the hell away from LA. Once Aganju reached the Mojave he simply sprinted across miles of sand from Nevada to Oregon and eventually slamming into Astoria. Aganju settled himself in Astoria soon after running out of sand. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 22, 2015 Author Posted March 22, 2015 Calamity, Funtimes, I'm sure we can find some more good theme songs with their help. Japan. I think Autumn will not cry at their loss. Japan has given us a lot of songs that fit those two, hasn't it? That's assuming she's read them.
Edgedancer he/him Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 Japan has given us a lot of songs that fit those two, hasn't it? That's assuming she's read them. More from japan. I have no clue who this one could apply to. We must change this posthaste.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 22, 2015 Author Posted March 22, 2015 More from japan. I have no clue who this one could apply to. We must change this posthaste. I don't know either.
Kobold King he/him Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 (edited) Sometimes I've listened to this one imagining it as a meta description of the players of the RP and the varied characters we create. My first life was so boring, Just forget I mentioned it. (^ Mr. Meh ^) And my second seemed to let me do All of the things my first life didn't... (^ Timeport ^) My third life was a hateful man All poison to the bone (^ Koschei. ^ Etc, etc. Parts would have to be rewritten, especially lives #4 and #10, but other than that I think it could fit.) Edited March 22, 2015 by Kobold King 1
Kobold King he/him Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 "In my eighth life, was so rich I could've bought the world and EVERYTHING" could be Lucentia, maybe. Because of the diamonds. Except she would complain about it. "Ugh. I've got so much money, I could buy absolutely anything I want. The WORLD, even. This sucks." 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 22, 2015 Author Posted March 22, 2015 "Ugh. I've got so much money, I could buy absolutely anything I want. The WORLD, even. This sucks." "I could buy the world, but there's nothing in the world I want to buy. Why dies my life suck so much?" 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 "I could buy the world, but there's nothing in the world I want to buy. Why dies my life suck so much?" And she does have a bigger brother...
Kobold King he/him Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 "I could buy the world, but there's nothing in the world I want to buy. Why dies my life suck so much?" "My skin is chafing from all the time I spent swimming in my pool filled with hundred dollar bills. Why would God do this to me?" 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 "My skin is chafing from all the time I spent swimming in my pool filled with hundred dollar bills. Why would God do this to me?" "Worst of all now people start telling me that this is all because life is favouring me. 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 22, 2015 Author Posted March 22, 2015 "Worst of all now people start telling me that this is all because life is favouring me. "Don't they know how annoying it is when you turn down the covers on your bed shaped like your own face and give yourself wrinkles?" 4
Kobold King he/him Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 "I can't stick magnets to my refrigerator made of solid gold, which sucks because I want to hang up this gem-studded portrait of myself and my brother we took on our private island. Today just isn't my day." 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 22, 2015 Author Posted March 22, 2015 It's been over twenty-four hours now. "Party X Party" is still in my head. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 It's been over twenty-four hours now. "Party X Party" is still in my head. * sigh * I'm going to have to ponify it, aren't I? 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 22, 2015 Author Posted March 22, 2015 * sigh * I'm going to have to ponify it, aren't I? Yes. Yes you are.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 22, 2015 Author Posted March 22, 2015 Oh my gosh, the serial killer in this book reminds me of Nighthound. With a Southern accent. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 Oh my gosh, the serial killer in this book reminds me of Nighthound. With a Southern accent. What book is it?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 22, 2015 Author Posted March 22, 2015 What book is it? Blood of My Blood, the third book in the Jasper Dent series. Jasper's dad, Billy, is the most notorious serial killer in the United States, and this is the book where we meet him in person. And he is so, so much like Nighthound. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 Blood of My Blood, the third book in the Jasper Dent series. Jasper's dad, Billy, is the most notorious serial killer in the United States, and this is the book where we meet him in person. And he is so, so much like Nighthound. Yikes. Here's hoping that the sentence "And then Billy Dent died" can be uttered by the end of the book. Would you guys hold it against me if I ponified yet another Buttersafe comic? 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 22, 2015 Author Posted March 22, 2015 Yikes. Here's hoping that the sentence "And then Billy Dent died" can be uttered by the end of the book. Would you guys hold it against me if I ponified yet another Buttersafe comic? I sure hope so. He's bloodthirsty, racist, far too interested in women, and above all, he's freaking me out. Backtrack would do that. I would t be surprised if he has already. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 I sure hope so. He's bloodthirsty, racist, far too interested in women, and above all, he's freaking me out. Backtrack would do that. I would t be surprised if he has already. At least Nighthound isn't racist. White, black, Asian, Native American... Nighthound is an equal opportunity Creepy McCreeperton. He did wind up in The Dalles on the one day an army of killer pandas and a gang of Koschei cultists decided to storm the city. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted March 22, 2015 Author Posted March 22, 2015 At least Nighthound isn't racist. White, black, Asian, Native American... Nighthound is an equal opportunity Creepy McCreeperton. He did wind up in The Dalles on the one day an army of killer pandas and a gang of Koschei cultists decided to storm the city. Not much comfort. Bad Luck Backtrack should be a meme.
Kobold King he/him Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 Not much comfort. Bad Luck Backtrack should be a meme. To reference Buttersafe again, he could be Saddest Turtle. 1
Voidus Posted March 22, 2015 Posted March 22, 2015 Maybe Murphy hates Backtrack and has been targetting him all day? 1
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