gjustice99 she/her Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Look at this. These are so things David would use. http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/random/articles/96167/title/56-worst-analogies-from-high-school-papers 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Look at this. These are so things David would use. http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/random/articles/96167/title/56-worst-analogies-from-high-school-papers "Hold on--that one about the Hefty bag was really good."--David 1
Kobold King he/him Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 These analogies are awful. Like one of the big gross millipedes from Madagascar, except with the venom from one of those icky furry spiders from Australia. But lethal in a mental sense, not like the screaming, envenomated sense like if you found a spider-millipede in your shirt. Figuratively speaking though, they're all equally awful. 2
natc Posted February 4, 2015 Posted February 4, 2015 Storms, they're as one of David's metaphors after being awed by finding a potato in a minefield. 1
happyman he/him Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 I dunno. The brother-in-law Phil one is actually really clever.
Patrick Star Posted February 8, 2015 Posted February 8, 2015 And I'm as tall as a 5'7" Tom Cruise... :'(
Surgebound Rainspren he/him Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 people say these are bad....but I can relate to number 30
Patrick Star Posted February 9, 2015 Posted February 9, 2015 people say these are bad....but I can relate to number 30 I'd ask why, but the response would probably be odder than the number 69.
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