The Root Beer Bar

[Coneboi]

I like root beer. Can I join?

[Guest]

You may indeed join. You have been added to the members list. If you like spiking others to a gruesome and painful death Hemalurgy, I suggest you attain a dual membership with the Root Beer Bar and the Dark Alley, but that entirely depends on your love of spiking science.

[Coneboi]

Ok, haha.

[Unhinged he/him]

Well I've been looking for a guild for a while now and I do love root beer... sign me up 

[Guest]

Yay! Another member. Feel free to put it in your Sig!

You have been added to the member list.

[Redbird he/him]

Sure, I would like to join,

[Guest]

You're on the list!

[Cheese United he/him]

It's nice to see so many people ready to drink the root of beer! However, there are quite a lot of members of the DA here...

Perhaps I should join

[Guest]

You would likely have to go through an intensive rehabilitation program.

[Cheese United he/him]

Hmmm. Nah, I'm good. Spikes and hoodies just don't mix

[Screwloose]

I'll join if you can add ginger beer to the menu as well. I mean ginger is technically a root.

[Guest]

Indeed it is. It's a very good root too. Added.

[mistwannabeborn he/him]

I want to join. Can I can i?? Can I can I??

I hear you make the best root beer. Better then panda cookies from what I'm hearing.

[Guest]

Yes. You have been added.

[Brightness Random she/her]

Can I join the party? I do love root beer!

 

However, Snoopy, your initial post sounded almost like something by a Stick fanatic, only with "root beer" inserted over "the Stick"

 

Have a haiku about root beer, to start off your collection of root beer themed literature.

 

I sit with a mug,

Pondering deliciousness.

I love this root beer.

[Guest]

I just added you. There is absoLUTEly nothing wrong with being a fanatic for root beer.

The second haiku is good. The first one didn't work.

[Brightness Random she/her]

Most of my haiku's

Don't make a whole lot of sense.

I keep trying though.

 

Root beer, however,

Is always good, regardless.

Unlike poetry.

 

This is the reason

I have joined the Root Beer Bar.

It is delicious.

 

(How many of these

Are needed to prove my point?

Haiku's aren't root beer.)

[Guest]

*puts on soundtrack of sporadic applause*

*leaves surreptitiously*

[Cheese United he/him]

We should make Brightness the official Root Beer Bard.

[Guest]

Hmmm. Good suggestion.

[Lindel he/him]

Just stumbled across this place. I don't usually spend a lot of time in Clans and Guilds, but who doesn't like root beer? I'm willing to fight for the position of Root Beer Bard. 

 

Haiku's not so hard.

Many may try their hand, but

Mine are always best. 

[Guest]

I'll add you to the member list, and until we have a conclusive decision before us, I will call you both Root Beer Bards.

[Scar]

Count me in!!!!!!!! 

[Guest]

You have been added.

[Brightness Random she/her]

A Root Beer Bard, me?

What a delicious honor!

I shall do my best.

 

(If I'm picked, that is.

Competition is now here

Coveting this spot.)

 

Lindel wants a fight?

This just got interesting...

But how to battle...

 

Truly, I'd rather

for a group of Bards to form.

Within this fine guild.

 

We could could write haikus,

songs, sonnets, even keteks!

Must we do battle?

 

However, if so,

I've heard tale of a people

Whose duels may suit us.

 

The Unkalaki

Drink mudbeer while singing songs

Until one gives up.

 

If my peace talk fails,

This is my method of choice

For dueling Lindel.

 

We would drink root beer

While singing of it's glories

To find the true bard.

 

This method of duel,

Seems appropriate to me.

It's obvious, no?

 

I do stress this point:

Did we not all join as bards?

Let us have peace, Lin.