Cheese United he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) Come one, Come all! Join the beautiful Zucchini Guild! For all those who have ever wanted to be a zucchini, I have gone to the other side! And came back a new cheese sclice! Join if you want to experience being a zucchini, without actuallly losing your reputation. We alos have Awakened Pizza, with the command " be delicious!" Same thing to the tacos. It's a real party over here in the Zucchini Guild. Edited January 23, 2015 by Cheese United 5
Bronzeheart he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Seems like the only thing you're missing is birthday cake...sounds like fun! 1
Guest Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) Excellent. I am most impressed. Might you, by any chance, have anything to offer the Denizens of the DA? Edited January 23, 2015 by inexorablePanda
Cheese United he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Author Posted January 23, 2015 The DA Hmmm? "We here at the Zucchini guild do not endorse Hemalurgy or anything derived thereof." However, if you spraypaint the spike heads red, they do look an awful lot like the pepperonis in our pizza.... 7
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 I've never wanted to be a zucchini. However, I do recall one summer when I was eight and my mom decided to grow some zucchini in our backyard garden. We planted quite a few seeds, watered them daily, and watched as the tender shoots grew into full-sized plants that proceeded to take over our yard. Did I mention zucchini grows very well in almost any environment? By the end of the summer, we had more zucchini than we knew what to do with. Literally. We couldn't even carry all the zucchinis in a single trip, because they would be too heavy. My mom found recipes galore, and we were soon feasting upon zucchini bread, zucchini muffins, zucchini casseroles, and even zucchini cookies. But it was not enough. There were still far too many zucchinis for us to eat. There were two options. Option one was to allow all the zucchinis to rot, wasting our harvest and giving us a yard full of rotted zucchinis. Option two: Bless the neighbors. My brother and I went along with our mother on these blessing trips. We would pile a bushel of zucchinis into our minivan, drive the three minutes or so to the library or City Hall or the grocery store, and check to make sure no one was watching. We would then find a random car or two and, once we confirmed the doors were not locked (living in small-town Wyoming, locked doors were a rarity) we would leave four or five zucchini on the passenger's seat. If it was a smaller sedan, we left fewer (three or four) but in larger minivans we left quite a few. I never did learn just how the neighbors felt about being blessed this way. But I like to think they found the same zucchini cookie recipe my mom used. Those things were weirdly delicious. 7
Kobold King he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 I've never wanted to be a zucchini. However, I do recall one summer when I was eight and my mom decided to grow some zucchini in our backyard garden. We planted quite a few seeds, watered them daily, and watched as the tender shoots grew into full-sized plants that proceeded to take over our yard. Did I mention zucchini grows very well in almost any environment? By the end of the summer, we had more zucchini than we knew what to do with. Literally. We couldn't even carry all the zucchinis in a single trip, because they would be too heavy. My mom found recipes galore, and we were soon feasting upon zucchini bread, zucchini muffins, zucchini casseroles, and even zucchini cookies. But it was not enough. There were still far too many zucchinis for us to eat. There were two options. Option one was to allow all the zucchinis to rot, wasting our harvest and giving us a yard full of rotted zucchinis. Option two: Bless the neighbors. My brother and I went along with our mother on these blessing trips. We would pile a bushel of zucchinis into our minivan, drive the three minutes or so to the library or City Hall or the grocery store, and check to make sure no one was watching. We would then find a random car or two and, once we confirmed the doors were not locked (living in small-town Wyoming, locked doors were a rarity) we would leave four or five zucchini on the passenger's seat. If it was a smaller sedan, we left fewer (three or four) but in larger minivans we left quite a few. I never did learn just how the neighbors felt about being blessed this way. But I like to think they found the same zucchini cookie recipe my mom used. Those things were weirdly delicious. I wonder if to this day, people of Wyoming tell stories about the strange season in which the zucchini fairies left gifts of vegetables throughout town. 5
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 I wonder if to this day, people of Wyoming tell stories about the strange season in which the zucchini fairies left gifts of vegetables throughout town. Well, the next year, we found ourselves blessed with tomatoes, squash, and melons, so I think we gave our neighbors ideas. 1
Bronzeheart he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Twilyght, if only more people in the world were like you and your family. That was really nice, though I bet quite a few people were confused when they found vegetables in their car . However, your story has now convinced me to start handing out zucchini muffins to forumers... 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Not sure if you already know this but I might as well tell you to be sure. From my knowledge the negative rep Zucchini does not originate from the highly estemed vegtable that tried to conquer the garded of shipping Twi but after an former user that was a massive jerk and actually got banned from the forum. Make sure you turn into a straight fruit, alright? 2
Cheese United he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Author Posted January 23, 2015 I'm not that massive jerk user though am I? I am just a simple slice of cheese, bent on bending the world to it's knees with my Zucchini-born powers. Woops. I mean spreading peace and love
Bronzeheart he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Okay you are too much fun. Can I be a 'zucchini' too? 1
Cheese United he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Author Posted January 23, 2015 Bronzeheart, if you want to be a zucchini, do it. You wil gain Zucchini born powers, and offer people Zucchini, pizza, and zucchini pizza. It's great fun.
Bronzeheart he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Posted January 23, 2015 Yay! Will we be expanding to other fruits and vegetables, or will it be strictly zucchini-based? 1
Cheese United he/him Posted January 23, 2015 Author Posted January 23, 2015 (edited) So far there are only Zucchinis, and Zucchini Born, but if I can figure out the right alloy we may get gaucamole in on this too. Hmmmm. Feruchem-ole... Edited January 23, 2015 by Cheese United 3
Bronzeheart he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 We must expand our Empire of Zucchini and convert more to the path. That and just have fun turning everyone into vegetables 3
Cheese United he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Author Posted January 24, 2015 Yes Bronze. I like the way you think! Have a zucchini.
Bronzeheart he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 We'll be able to use vegetables the same way Mistings can use metals: Vegemancy. Zucchini will be the Vegemantic equivalent of atium
Iredomi Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Oh great Zucchini-born Cheese United, we at the Anti-Bakery need your assistance. I'm sure you have heard of an evil group of Hemalurgy practitioners that use their powers to infect baked goods and gain control of innocent members of the 17th Shard. I request your help in bringing the Dark Alley down, your Zucchini-born powers are formidable and here at the Anti-Bakery we have very little power to destroy.
JTolman he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Bakes some Zucchini bread to pass around
Guest Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Oh great Zucchini-born Cheese United, we at the Anti-Bakery need your assistance. I'm sure you have heard of an evil group of Hemalurgy practitioners that use their powers to infect baked goods and gain control of innocent members of the 17th Shard. I request your help in bringing the Dark Alley down, your Zucchini-born powers are formidable and here at the Anti-Bakery we have very little power to destroy.And zucchini totally does...Why are you calling us evil?
Iredomi Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 (edited) Hemalurgy is an evil art and those who practice it are therefore evil. The Zucchini will you assist me on the battle field against the DA, our battle will take in the Roughs here. Edited January 25, 2015 by Iredomi
Mailliw73 he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 We'll be able to use vegetables the same way Mistings can use metals: Vegemancy. Zucchini will be the Vegemantic equivalent of atium So in joining this club, are you also asking to be downvoted? I don't want to downvote you if you don't, but if you do, I'll help you out. I just want to make sure.
Bronzeheart he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 As far as I know we are no longer looking for downvotes, since our leader Cheese has already attained the Zucchini rank. However, we would love to have you. 1
Cheese United he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Author Posted January 25, 2015 No, downvotes are no longer required. I have been to the other side, and returned. Few people would ever be able to come back from such an experience. I shall not require my followers to put themselves through such an act. The knowledge could tear you apart 2
Cheese United he/him Posted January 26, 2015 Author Posted January 26, 2015 I would like to express my deep condolences to iredomi for losing the first of his battles against the DA, and losing his ally Winter. However I could not have intervened, as I understand that in order to win this war we must lose this battle. I have learned this on the other side. Also if any of you receive a WiiU form your stepfather, don't trust it. It's actually a member of the DA in disguise
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