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It has been said by Brandon that Adonalsium was opposed before it was shattered into the shards we all know and love, or hate, or honour, and so on. Well, I have worked out who that enemy is.

 

Nazis.

 

I say Nazis for a few reasons. First of all, they are everyone's enemy, so it is only natural that they are against Adonalsium too.

 

Also, when you run Adonalsium through an anagram checker, there is only one answer, Salon du Mai, which was the name of a group of French artists who opposed the Nazis during the German occupation of France in 1943.

 

So, there you have it. The big mystery of the Cosmere has been solved. Hitler is behind it all.

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Also, when you run Adonalsium through an anagram checker, there is only one answer, Salon du Mai, which was the name of a group of French artists who opposed the Nazis during the German occupation of France in 1943.

 

What about anal sodium?  Adonalsium could be an anagram for anal sodium...that would make a good story...a magical universe created by butt salt...

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What about anal sodium?  Adonalsium could be an anagram for anal sodium...that would make a good story...a magical universe created by butt salt...

And who created anal sodium?  NAZIS.  BOOM!

Posted

No offense...but I think what you have done is started a thread for the worst suggestions of what is going on in the cosmere based on anagrams of adonalsium...

 

Animal do us...I'd rather not elaborate on that one...

 

I Sound Lama...Brandon might like that one...turns out that adonalsium IS ACTUALLY a mistborn Lama that created the universe...

 

A Loud Man Is...ADONALSIUM...it's just some guy shouting...the opposing force is his neighbor who is trying to sleep...

Posted

By the Almighty you've done it! You have actually created the worst thread on the forum. It has everything terrible thread could ask for. It's got butt salt, llamas, Nazis, Hitler, and France. Up votes all around!

Posted

Odium anals...similar to one above.

Also, "alumni soda"

Perhaps Adonalsium was in the deep cold of space, an alumni of any college came and spilled his/her drink on Adonalsium. Adonalsium shattered. To paraphrase @kaellok:

BOOM!

Posted

There;s also nasal Odium as an anagram of Adonalsium as mentioned on the anagrams page.

The snot of doom!

Posted

Interestingly enough, "Enemy of Adonalsium" anagrams to:

Modify soul; an enema.

A nefarious instruction manual to modify Adonalsium's soul?!

Posted

Interestingly enough, "Enemy of Adonalsium" anagrams to:

Modify soul; an enema.

A nefarious instruction manual to modify Adonalsium's soul?!

Wait an enema????  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Posted

Wait an enema????  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Yes....an enema.

That took me a lot of thinking, I should get at least 27 upvotes.

Posted (edited)

Yes....an enema.

That took me a lot of thinking, I should get at least 27 upvotes.

It will probably only get upvoted by the people who know what an enema is. Also, if Adonalsium was an enema that would be a pretty crappy world.  ;)  

Edited by gjustice99
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By the Almighty you've done it! You have actually created the worst thread on the forum. It has everything terrible thread could ask for. It's got butt salt, llamas, Nazis, Hitler, and France. Up votes all around!

We aim to please...Dent gets an upvote for enthusiasm...

Posted (edited)

Well, I did nazi that coming. B)

I didn't catch the pun at first because I was so thrown off by the profile picture change. Change it back.

Also, I think the problem with Adonalsium could have been a bad change in the source of Investiture he uses.

"Enemy of Adonalsium" also anagrams to "mayonnaise fuel mod."

After said "mayonnaise fuel mod," Adonalsium went into "mayonnaise flu mode," and then Shattered.

Edited by inexorablePanda
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What's wrong with my new picture? And where are you getting all these anagrams?

Posted (edited)

What's wrong with my new picture?

Nothing specific. I just am used to the old one. I match people to their pictures when I read a post automatically, so your new picture caused a brief mental disconnect.

And where are you getting all these anagrams?

I've always been interested in anagrams. I came up with all these myself. However, for those *ahem* less skilled, a very nice anagram maker can be found here.

Edit: Arthur ninja'd me with a hate-filled comment,

Don't listen to that vile hemolergy dealer.

and I feel I have to spike him respond.

First, anagrams have nothing to do with hemalurgy. That was, in fact, a vile ad hominem attack.

Second, Arthur did not give me an upvote when my anagrams are clearly better. He is vile.

Third, I am not vile. I am a Panda. No one but Arthur, apparently, thinks Pandas are vile.

Fourth, I will give Arthur an upvote anyway, because I am a nice guy.

Edit 2: In fact, I will give everyone an upvote, to prove it.

In summation, Arthur, would you like a cookie and a toast to renewed friendship?

Edit 3: Not to worry. Having worked off my blind rage at the aforementioned mentioned spewing of hatred, I will post more anagrams...

Edited by inexorablePanda
Posted (edited)

I like the new picture. Don't listen to that vile hemolergy dealer.

I am a zoohemalurgist, btw.

Thanks though.

Edited by Redbird3000
Posted (edited)

I am a zoohemalurgist, btw.

Thanks though.

I believe he was referring to me talking about your profile pic, but thanks for taking the heat.

Edit: CURSES! This is the second time I've been ninja'd by you today, Dent. This perfidiousness must stop!

Edited by inexorablePanda
Posted

Yes....an enema.

That took me a lot of thinking, I should get at least 27 upvotes.

I don't know about 27...but it seems like we are all having fun upvoting each other...so here ya go...panda gets an upvote because it's trendy...

 

It will probably only get upvoted by the people who know what an enema is. Also, if Adonalsium was an enema that would be a pretty crappy world.  ;)  

I'm always a fan of puns...but puns involving feces are always the best...justice gets an upvote for crappiness...

Posted

I believe he was referring to me talking about your profile pic, but thanks for taking the heat.

Edit: CURSES! This is the second time I've been ninja'd by you today, Dent. This perfidiousness must stop!

Type faster :D We are using the same device, man. No excuses.

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