If my mom saw my screen time, she would ____

[Deception He/Him]

Fill in the blanks and answer the multiple choice questions:

I am (not/very) obsessed with the cosmere, I have spent ____ hours on this forum, and I could yap about the books for ____ minutes straight. If my mom saw my screen time on this forum, she would _____. I last touched grass ____ days ago. My friends say  ____ when I start talking about cosmere books. I plan to spend (all day / some time / one more minute / no more time) on the forum today, and I am ___ % confident that what I just said about how much longer I will spend on the forum is true. Kaladin + syl = _____ because ___.

 

My answer:

Spoiler

I am very obsessed with the cosmere, I have spent 25 hours on this forum, and I could yap about the books for 25 minutes straight. If my mom saw my screen time on this forum, she would explode. I last touched grass 5 days ago. My friends say absolutely nothing when I start talking about cosmere books. I plan to spend one more minute on the forum today, and I am 10% confident that what I just said about how much longer I will spend on the forum is true. Kaladin + syl = sharder arguments because sylladin.