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[GG0z He/Him]

10 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Wha?

I’m either sleep deprived and not all there today,

or CG is just being confusing

I'm just being confusing

It's a side effect of 7

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, Ink and Embers said:

*throws a rope before you drown in a well*

Whale! Why is there a whale in here?

Well whale! The Jaws of Well!

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I'm just being confusing

It's a side effect of 7

7 has 7 sides, I'll have you know!

 

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

Whale! Why is there a whale in here?

Well whale! The Jaws of Well!

You're in Wales?!!!

[GummyDragon]

Would it surprise anyone to know that Conure was up 'til midnight?

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, Ink and Embers said:

7 has 7 sides, I'll have you know!

 

You're in Wales?!!!

Nah, but I have been summoned by some random guy in a dark alley.

It was a pain to get the plane tickets, especially with the demon markup, and then I had to go find the guy and grant his wish and return, it was a whole thing 

3 minutes ago, GummyDragon said:

Would it surprise anyone to know that Conure was up 'til midnight?

SHUSH!!

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

5 minutes ago, GummyDragon said:

Would it surprise anyone to know that Conure was up 'til midnight?

No

No it would not

4 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Nah, but I have been summoned by some random guy in a dark alley.

It was a pain to get the plane tickets, especially with the demon markup, and then I had to go find the guy and grant his wish and return, it was a whole thing 

SHUSH!!

Oooo, so could I summon you? What would it cost?

[Conure1243 He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

No

No it would not

Oooo, so could I summon you? What would it cost?

A dark and shady ritual usually does the trick, plus knowing one if the demonic names of the demon you’re summoning. It’s harder for the demon to get there in the physical world, because they cannot teleport.

Make sure to check on the sight often, because we can’t sense the summoner, only the place of ritual, and we can’t return home until we find and grant the summoner’s wish.

Thus the reason I’m stuck in this realm in the first place

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

28 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

A dark and shady ritual usually does the trick, plus knowing one if the demonic names of the demon you’re summoning. It’s harder for the demon to get there in the physical world, because they cannot teleport.

Make sure to check on the sight often, because we can’t sense the summoner, only the place of ritual, and we can’t return home until we find and grant the summoner’s wish.

Thus the reason I’m stuck in this realm in the first place

Oh no blood sacrifices? Simple.

*sets up shady and dark ritual*

And now, for the most demonic chant ever.

I will stop the chant when the demon, Conure1243 comes.

*Deep breath*

skibbidy bop yes yes skibbidy sigma six seveeeennnnn

[GG0z He/Him]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Oh no blood sacrifices? Simple.

*sets up shady and dark ritual*

And now, for the most demonic chant ever.

I will stop the chant when the demon, Conure1243 comes.

*Deep breath*

skibbidy bop yes yes skibbidy sigma six seveeeennnnn

*stabs Coder*

[Conure1243 He/Him]

 

Oh no blood sacrifices? Simple.

*sets up shady and dark ritual*

And now, for the most demonic chant ever.

I will stop the chant when the demon, Conure1243 comes.

*Deep breath*

skibbidy bop yes yes skibbidy sigma six seveeeennnnn

You have successfully repelled even the most evil of things

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

*stabs Coder*

*the blood drips on the ground, writting 6, and 7*

LISTEN, I DON'T LIKE THIS ANYMORE THAN YOU DO-67-BUT I MUST SUMMON CONURE

I WILL STOP WHEN-SIGMA MALE-CONURE COMES TO MY RITUAL

UNTIL THEN-SKIBBIDY-I CANNOT STOP

Just now, Conure1243 said:

You have successfully repelled even the most evil of things

He's here! I can stop now!

Thank god, finally.

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

*the blood drips on the ground, writting 6, and 7*

LISTEN, I DON'T LIKE THIS ANYMORE THAN YOU DO-67-BUT I MUST SUMMON CONURE

I WILL STOP WHEN-SIGMA MALE-CONURE COMES TO MY RITUAL

UNTIL THEN-SKIBBIDY-I CANNOT STOP

He's here! I can stop now!

Thank god, finally.

*screams at Coder, writhing on the floor in pain*

[Conure1243 He/Him]

28 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

*the blood drips on the ground, writting 6, and 7*

LISTEN, I DON'T LIKE THIS ANYMORE THAN YOU DO-67-BUT I MUST SUMMON CONURE

I WILL STOP WHEN-SIGMA MALE-CONURE COMES TO MY RITUAL

UNTIL THEN-SKIBBIDY-I CANNOT STOP

He's here! I can stop now!

Thank god, finally.

I WAS ALREADY FREAKING HERE

I am not going to accept that title as I have with Beverage, confused lizard, unit of measurement, drug dose, etc

Oh, and Deity that one time, Cult Lord, Meat Morp IRL, it goes on

Sausage is also acceptable

Sigma male is where I draw the line.

*Shudder*

Edited 2 hours ago by Conure1243

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

31 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

I WAS ALREADY FREAKING HERE

I am not going to accept that title as I have with Beverage, confused lizard, unit of measurement, drug dose, etc

Oh, and Deity that one time, Cult Lord, Meat Morp IRL, it goes on

Sausage is also acceptable

Sigma male is where I draw the line.

*Shudder*

Oh, it wasn't a title, it was part of the spell!

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Oh hallelujah…

I was worried I would be forced to live with it

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

1 hour ago, GummyDragon said:

Would it surprise anyone to know that Conure was up 'til midnight?

Not in the slightest 

I eat babies 

And cement 

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

8 minutes ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

Not in the slightest 

I eat babies 

And cement 

Babies are good. Their fat is so tender and tasty, almost worth the looks.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

12 minutes ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

Not in the slightest 

I eat babies 

And cement 

Children and cement are practically the same thing

[GG0z He/Him]

21 minutes ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

Not in the slightest 

I eat babies 

And cement 

Eeeb eegeeb

[Conure1243 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Eeeb eegeeb

Beeeg eeg begeeb

I once had a full argument with @ROTTING_FANG in that “language”

In public.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go wonk in a public location

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

25 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Babies are good. Their fat is so tender and tasty, almost worth the looks.

Exactly brother especially if you season them with smoke house seasoning

23 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Children and cement are practically the same thing

They do pair perfectly with one another 

13 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Beeeg eeg begeeb

I once had a full argument with @ROTTING_FANG in that “language”

In public.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go wonk in a public location

We did do that didn’t we

I love wonking in public locations

18 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Eeeb eegeeb

Geee ebb gee be

[Usseewa ✾ She♡They ✾]

a limping figure approaches .. "wait... are we .. talking about .. blood?"

it leaves a trail of dark liquid.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Oh dear, Usseewa’s getting violent again

[Usseewa ✾ She♡They ✾]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

Oh dear, Usseewa’s getting violent again

no im notteē

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Conure1243 said:

Oh hallelujah…

I was worried I would be forced to live with it

I mean... Now it is a title, sir Sigma Male Conure