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[GG0z He/Him]

20 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

I think you scared them off. Offer them a spiked cookie, that may help.

No more spiked cookies! 

[Stardust She/Her]

22 minutes ago, GG0z said:

No more spiked cookies! 

What about lead poisoned cookies? Are those still okay? *offers one to you* 

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

41 minutes ago, GG0z said:

No more spiked cookies! 

But they’re Ironeyes Approved^TM

[GG0z He/Him]

50 minutes ago, Stardust said:

What about lead poisoned cookies? Are those still okay? *offers one to you* 

*takes the cookie, eats it, and she's immediately*

*respawns directly next to Star*

Yeah, they're fine

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

Welp, GG0z just ignored Death. I hope you know that he doesn’t like people you that. 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

4 hours ago, Factor said:

Abandon a Sanderson book at the entrance to every school, and see who picks it up via a GPS tracker.

Oh wait. It's summer.

*flips notebook page*

Look for a person a yellow shirt, blue cape thing, and black and orange hair.

Oh wait. That's Porter, not you.

*flips page*

Find a legal way to stalk you?

First idea would work...

Except there are at least 12 Sanderson fans I haven't interacted with there. Plus at least 10 whom I have!

Blue cape thing? It's a scarf! Though admittedly the PFP is hard to see. And the colors are messed up in the scan. It's more purple in real life.

25 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Welp, GG0z just ignored Death. I hope you know that he doesn’t like people you that. 

What?

ALSO!

Fellow Sharders

I have gotten approximately four hours of sleep.

I am so tired.

In the words of me (3 hours ago),

I

EDIT: You know what, I'm opting to not say the quote today...

Though I don't know why that's what I cut out

Edited 6 hours ago by Conure1243

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

how is sleep deprived Conure exerting self control? Unacceptable! Speak your mind, and grace two liners with your presence!

[Factor She/Her]

Sorry to mess with thr cenuersatien, but the Shard thinks IM a bot when 5 try to lest a SU. Anyway, at library, any quick book rers?

1 minute ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

how is sleep deprived Conure exerting self control? Unacceptable! Speak your mind, and grace two liners with your presence!

#neds in aaneement*

45 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

First idea would work...

Except there are at least 12 Sanderson fans I haven't interacted with there. Plus at least 10 whom I have!

Blue cape thing? It's a scarf! Though admittedly the PFP is hard to see. And the colors are messed up in the scan. It's more purple in real life.

What?

ALSO!

Fellow Sharders

I have gotten approximately four hours of sleep.

I am so tired.

In the words of me (3 hours ago),

I

EDIT: You know what, I'm opting to not say the quote today...

Though I don't know why that's what I cut out

[Wi11 give proper response en good device]

[Conure1243 He/Him]

11 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

how is sleep deprived Conure exerting self control? Unacceptable! Speak your mind, and grace two liners with your presence!

....

Here goes, I guess...

"I'm so tired, I've only birthed a chair once today!"

[Factor She/Her]

29 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

....

Here goes, I guess...

"I'm so tired, I've only birthed a chair once today!"

That's... Wonderful. *is annoyed she cart rep* (prpyerd enter) any books? Please?

[Conure1243 He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Factor said:

That's... Wonderful. *is annoyed she cart rep* (prpyerd enter) any books? Please?

Books?

Uhhhh...

The Way of Kings is a good book!

[Factor She/Her]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

Books?

Uhhhh...

The Way of Kings is a good book!

*Farepalms* (enter) I actually did check. They only have Sualit man.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Fax, my friend!

I must ask!

How does one "Farepalm"?

[Factor She/Her]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

Fax, my friend!

I must ask!

How does one "Farepalm"?

With bus money in hand, I think?

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Factor said:

That's... Wonderful. *is annoyed she cart rep* (prpyerd enter) any books? Please?

I think there’s a book about a kid on a moon colony? It’s a murder mystery. I can’t remember the title.

Also when did Facor get the nickname Fax?

[Conure1243 He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

I think there’s a book about a kid on a moon colony? It’s a murder mystery. I can’t remember the title.

Also when did Facor get the nickname Fax?

Uhhhhh

Wouldn't you like to know?

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Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

I don't know

 

 

 

 

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Uhhhhh

Wouldn't you like to know?

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I don't know

 

 

 

 

My heart dropped when I opened the first spoiler. I was expecting orders of magnitude more, and that you were making me work for that answer

EDIT: I won June 23!!!!! I WON MY FIRST DAY!

Edited 4 hours ago by Ascended Grubberfly

[Factor She/Her]

4 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

I think there’s a book about a kid on a moon colony? It’s a murder mystery. I can’t remember the title.

Also when did Facor get the nickname Fax?

I thirk Lily/ashlusseewa/idk Rome up with .1- when "CgOz,, became a nicknaMe and nol- a tylo.

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

Just now, Factor said:

I thirk Lily/ashlusseewa/idk Rome up with .1- when "CgOz,, became a nicknaMe and nol- a tylo.

I have no idea what you just said.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, Ascended Grubberfly said:

My heart dropped when I opened the first spoiler. I was expecting orders of magnitude more, and that you were making me work for that answer.

Uhhh...

Hrm...

*proceeds to murder things philisophically*

[Factor She/Her]

2 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

My heart dropped when I opened the first spoiler. I was expecting orders of magnitude more, and that you were making me work for that answer

EDIT: I won June 23!!!!! I WON MY FIRST DAY!

YIPPEe!

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

Uhhh...

Hrm...

*proceeds to murder things philisophically*

That’s my favorite kind.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, Ascended Grubberfly said:

I have no idea what you just said.

"I think Lily /AKA Usseewa/idk came up with one when CG0z became a nickname and not a typo"

I think.

3 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

That’s my favorite kind.

Yes! Philosophical murder is the best type of murder

[Usseewa ✾ She♡They ✾]

7 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

"I think Lily /AKA Usseewa/idk came up with one when CG0z became a nickname and not a typo"

I think.

Yes! Philosophical murder is the best type of murder

no it was Ash not AKA.

the L was another slash i assume, since same spot on keybaked 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Guys. I just realized.

I implied that I regularly give birth to multiple chairs. Daily.