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[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

Where on earth are you? Why is there so much cool stuff?

[GG0z He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Where on earth are you? Why is there so much cool stuff?

I'm in the Berkshires. Specifically, Naumkeag. It's a very old house that I am taking a tour of right now

It also has a very nice and big garden

Outside view of house:

[Usseewa ✾ She♡They ✾]

52 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I'm in the Berkshires. Specifically, Naumkeag. It's a very old house that I am taking a tour of right now

It also has a very nice and big garden

Outside view of house:

coughs at someone giving away their exact and current location

also that photo has a human in it just fyi

very pretty tho

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

7 hours ago, GG0z said:

I'm in the Berkshires. Specifically, Naumkeag. It's a very old house that I am taking a tour of right now

It also has a very nice and big garden

Outside view of house:

I wish I could find you, but I can just drop everything and travel.

[Factor She/Her]

Just now, Ascended Grubberfly said:

I wish I could find you, but I can just drop everything and travel.

...Do you mean can't?

[Conure1243 He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Factor said:

...Do you mean can't?

I'd like to think that he could just appear at your doorstep at any time. Just like you, Fax!

[Factor She/Her]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

I'd like to think that he could just appear at your doorstep at any time. Just like you, Fax!

Me too. (imaginary enter key) Based om your timeZome, ond the degrees... 24... *mumblps* (pretend enter) 5torm it, you're out of range.

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

17 minutes ago, Factor said:

...Do you mean can't?

I can’t type it seems. Rust and Ruin.

 

12 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

I'd like to think that he could just appear at your doorstep at any time. Just like you, Fax!

That can be arranged Conure!

 

8 minutes ago, Factor said:

Me too. (imaginary enter key) Based om your timeZome, ond the degrees... 24... *mumblps* (pretend enter) 5torm it, you're out of range.

Never underestimate my commitment to the bit.

[Factor She/Her]

27 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

I'd like to think that he could just appear at your doorstep at any time. Just like you, Fax!

*does spme more calculating on a better device*
WAIT A SECOND
YOU ARE IN RANGE!
I CAN SHPW UP AT YOUR DOORSTEP!*

 

 

*theoretically

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

12 minutes ago, Factor said:

*does spme more calculating on a better device*
WAIT A SECOND
YOU ARE IN RANGE!
I CAN SHPW UP AT YOUR DOORSTEP!*

 

 

*theoretically

Do it.

i dare you.

The voices demand you act.

[Factor She/Her]

38 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Do it.

i dare you.

The voices demand you act.

*Has been furiousy reSearrhm touristy things near conure for excuses to get my parents to bring me*

[Conure1243 He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Factor said:

*Has been furiousy reSearrhm touristy things near conure for excuses to get my parents to bring me*

And... How would you know if you saw me?

Or, for that matter, know where I'd be?

Edited yesterday at 03:04 AM by Conure1243

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

10 hours ago, Conure1243 said:

And... How would you know if you saw me?

Or, for that matter, know where I'd be?

Print a shirt with your pfp.

im only slightly joking.

[Stardust She/Her]

59 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Print a shirt with your pfp.

im only slightly joking.

Nah, just look for the people carrying Sanderson books. 

Then shout something only a Sanderfan would understand. Or shout random usernames and see if they react

[GG0z He/Him]

20 hours ago, Usseewa said:

coughs at someone giving away their exact and current location

also that photo has a human in it just fyi

very pretty tho

That's was my location did 2 hours. The human is a random tourist. 

 

1 hour ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Print a shirt with your pfp.

im only slightly joking.

I want to see that, actually

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

45 minutes ago, GG0z said:

That's was my location did 2 hours. The human is a random tourist. 

 

I want to see that, actually

So we've narrowed down your home address to one place you don't live!

Spoiler

For legal reasons, I am not stalking you

 

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Ink and Embers said:

So we've narrowed down your home address to one place you don't live!

  Reveal hidden contents

For legal reasons, I am not stalking you

 

No,  I am on vacation! 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Just now, GG0z said:

No,  I am on vacation! 

Exactly! So you're on vacation to this place, so you probably don't live at this place!

[GG0z He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Exactly! So you're on vacation to this place, so you probably don't live at this place!

I am starting at a different place! 

That was a tourist attraction

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I am starting at a different place! 

That was a tourist attraction

Hmm ... noted. *pulls out notebook nefariously*

[Factor She/Her]

13 hours ago, Conure1243 said:

And... How would you know if you saw me?

Or, for that matter, know where I'd be?

Abandon a Sanderson book at the entrance to every school, and see who picks it up via a GPS tracker.

Oh wait. It's summer.

*flips notebook page*

Look for a person a yellow shirt, blue cape thing, and black and orange hair.

Oh wait. That's Porter, not you.

*flips page*

Find a legal way to stalk you?

2 hours ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Print a shirt with your pfp.

im only slightly joking.

1 hour ago, Stardust said:

Nah, just look for the people carrying Sanderson books. 

Then shout something only a Sanderfan would understand. Or shout random usernames and see if they react

OOOOH THAT

I'll leave a bunch of slightly damaged bricks aound the city.

Or... actually idk.

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

30 minutes ago, Factor said:

I'll leave a bunch of slightly damaged bricks aound the city.

Do this. Make the national news.

[Factor She/Her]

29 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Do this. Make the national news.

Yay!

*notices a lurker*

@GummyDragon! You can help!

[GG0z He/Him]

1 hour ago, Factor said:

Abandon a Sanderson book at the entrance to every school, and see who picks it up via a GPS tracker.

Oh wait. It's summer.

*flips notebook page*

Look for a person a yellow shirt, blue cape thing, and black and orange hair.

Oh wait. That's Porter, not you.

*flips page*

Find a legal way to stalk you?

OOOOH THAT

I'll leave a bunch of slightly damaged bricks aound the city.

Or... actually idk.

Yes.  I want to see bricks everywhere! 

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

41 minutes ago, Factor said:

Yay!

*notices a lurker*

@GummyDragon! You can help!

I think you scared them off. Offer them a spiked cookie, that may help.