uwu The Last Post Loses

[Factor She/Her]

2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Good question

If not, then yes! You have much to fear!

2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

"Where is Master Masher?!"

"Isn't he still off quelling that rebellion in Idaho?"

[Conure1243 He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Factor said:

"Isn't he still off quelling that rebellion in Idaho?"

"I thought he'd have returned by now!"

Fax, how on earth did you revive the chaos of this thread by saying "Vegetable peeler"?

[Factor She/Her]

9 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

"I thought he'd have returned by now!"

Fax, how on earth did you revive the chaos of this thread by saying "Vegetable peeler"?

"Then who will help us, with the Kumquat king still abroad?" [pretend enter key because on watch now) Crackpot theory: VeggieTales is in a dystopian future (enter key] I may be among the less chaotic here, but I'm 900d 3+ preMDts. And auto'ncorkect when on watch.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

13 minutes ago, Factor said:

"Then who will help us, with the Kumquat king still abroad?" [pretend enter key because on watch now) Crackpot theory: VeggieTales is in a dystopian future (enter key] I may be among the less chaotic here, but I'm 900d 3+ preMDts. And auto'ncorkect when on watch.

Watch typing is incredibly difficult

And autocorrect on watch is worse than anything I've ever seen

I just realized how weird edible things are.

Like: Salad. Its a bunch of green stuff with red and orange stuff, all dripping with oozy white stuff

Edited Saturday at 11:21 PM by Conure1243

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

14 hours ago, Conure1243 said:

Watch typing is incredibly difficult

And autocorrect on watch is worse than anything I've ever seen

I just realized how weird edible things are.

Like: Salad. Its a bunch of green stuff with red and orange stuff, all dripping with oozy white stuff

Edible food is bizarre, especially when you look at it and go "Okay, but who first thought eating that was a good idea?"

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

15 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Edible food is bizarre, especially when you look at it and go "Okay, but who first thought eating that was a good idea?"

<pedantry> Technically, inedible food is more bizarre, on account of being a paradox </pedantry>

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

44 minutes ago, Cephandrious Maxtori said:

<pedantry> Technically, inedible food is more bizarre, on account of being a paradox </pedantry>

Fair enough. Although, I raise to you, pica.

[GG0z He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

Fair enough. Although, I raise to you, pica.

What?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

19 minutes ago, GG0z said:

What?

Eating disorder in which someone feels strong compulsions to eat non-food items. I think there was someone with it who famously ate part of an airplane. It just seemed vaguely relevant 

[Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer]

10 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Eating disorder in which someone feels strong compulsions to eat non-food items. I think there was someone with it who famously ate part of an airplane. It just seemed vaguely relevant 

By definition, still not food, even if people eat it.

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

If Lift drank gasoline, would the high number of calories provide a large amount of Light?

EDIT: actually she probably couldn’t unless she can digest it, as it would turn out.

Edited Sunday at 04:03 PM by Ascended Grubberfly

[Factor She/Her]

8 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

If Lift drank gasoline, would the high number of calories provide a large amount of Light?

Ooh! I know this one! I saw the WoB!

Quote

Questioner

Uranium contains roughly 18 million [kcal/gram], food calories. Could Lift eat uranium to get supercharged?

Brandon Sanderson

Lift has to be able to metabolize it. The way that her abilities work, she has to be able to digest it and metabolize it to get the energy out. She couldn't metabolize uranium; it would just irradiate her.

 

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

Just now, Factor said:

Ooh! I know this one! I saw the WoB!

 

I love scrolling the arcanum. I found one where a 9 year old ask an SA question and Brandon cheered.

[GG0z He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

I love scrolling the arcanum. I found one where a 9 year old ask an SA question and Brandon cheered.

Really?

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

30 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Really?

Yup!

Quote

Questioner

So in The Stormlight Archiveseries--

Brandon Sanderson

The Stormlight Archive? How old are you? *laughter* How old are you?

Questioner

Nine.

Brandon Sanderson

Nine?! You're reading The Stormlight Archive? You are awesome! *cheers*

Questioner

So the character Lift, for her powers, why does she have to eat food instead of sucking in--

Brandon Sanderson

So why does Lift have to eat food instead of sucking in Stormlight. So Lift is a really weird one, she visited the Old Magic and asked something very strange. And the Old Magic didn't know how to treat that and answered with something equally strange. So you will eventually see what happened with Lift and things like that but suffice it to say some really weird things are going on with Lift.

 

[Usseewa ✾ She♡They ✾]

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

Eating disorder in which someone feels strong compulsions to eat non-food items. I think there was someone with it who famously ate part of an airplane. It just seemed vaguely relevant 

what about styrofoam or plastic..

cups and utensils respectively...

[GG0z He/Him]

57 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

what about styrofoam or plastic..

cups and utensils respectively...

Lift probably won't be able to metabolize it

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

Where did everyone go  

it’s so lonely here guys please return 

[Factor She/Her]

27 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Where did everyone go  

it’s so lonely here guys please return 

*poofs into existence*

HELLO!

...

...

*time passes*

*realizes you left already*

 

Alright, today's Chaos Prompt: Pringles.

Edited 12 hours ago by Factor

[GG0z He/Him]

19 minutes ago, Factor said:

*poofs into existence*

HELLO!

...

...

*time passes*

*realizes you left already*

 

Alright, today's Chaos Prompt: Pringles.

Pringles aren't yummy.  They hurt

[Stardust She/Her]

1 hour ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Where did everyone go  

it’s so lonely here guys please return 

Hi guys

I've pretty much given up on surpassing GG0z and Conure right now

Nobody is ever online while I am, and I'm not online enough to do too much

[Factor She/Her]

£vedyenp keeps Nlsslrg earh other. And don't get m. Startedicr tysn? OM WotCa ir. Cor.

[GG0z He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Stardust said:

Hi guys

I've pretty much given up on surpassing GG0z and Conure right now

Nobody is ever online while I am, and I'm not online enough to do too much

Am I top poster still? I'm on mobile for the foreseeable future,  so I can't see

Just now, Factor said:

£vedyenp keeps Nlsslrg earh other. And don't get m. Startedicr tysn? OM WotCa ir. Cor.

Are you on watch? 

[Stardust She/Her]

Just now, GG0z said:

Am I top poster still? I'm on mobile for the foreseeable future,  so I can't see

Yep. You have 8 more posts than Conure. And 300 more than me *much sadness* 

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Stardust said:

Yep. You have 8 more posts than Conure. And 300 more than me *much sadness* 

Well,  looks like Conure doesn't want to be behind...

I'm online at the same time as you!