NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 (edited) Add it to your deaths Star Edited May 11 by NerdSandwich
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Have you ever realized that "once upon a time" just means "this happened at one point?"
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Yes it is among one of my many weird random thoughts
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Ahhh shower thoughts. The bane of my existence. Spoiler -1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 1. Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself 2.Shot with an arrow by Conure. 2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure 3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol 4. Shot by Conure with a pistol 5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol 6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink 7. Somehow killed by Fizz 8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor 9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning 10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink 11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor 12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 13. Boredom 14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7 15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar 16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz 17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure 18. Burned by Conure 19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9 20. Killed by Fizz because why not 21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air. 24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink 25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone 26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough 27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best" 28. Killed because have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it 30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich 31. Killed for complaining about being killed 32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self 33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT 34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll 35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it 36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed 37. Stabbed by Ink 38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW 39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death 40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things 41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers 42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!! 43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z 44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius 45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him 46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower 47. Isekaied by Coder 48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt 49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz 50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure 51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear 52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law 55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start 56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI 57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO 58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL 59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day 60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid 61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved 62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back 63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z 64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law 65. Anvil dropped by Conure 66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief 68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework 68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework 69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z 70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason 71. Spiked Cookie from Ink (which was unspiked by GG0z)... and lead from Conure 72. Burned with a flaming sword by Conure 73. Stabbed by Conure 74. Crushed by the printed out website by GG0z 75. Crushed by an anvil by Conure 76. Killed by Test Star 1 due to Fizz's Law 77. Shot by Conure with a bazooka 78. Murdered by NerdSandwich 79. Dissitegrated due to Fizz's Law by the Angel Dragon 80. Stabbed by Ink in celebration 81. Stabbed by Conure 82. Set on fire by Ink 83. Dropped into subzero temperatures by Conure 84. Fired out of a confetti cannon by Ink 85. Crushed by Anvil 3, Greglio 86. Deleted along with Anvil -2 87. Burned by Conure during the funeral for Anvil -2 88. Shot repeatedly by Conure 89. Crushed by a piano dropped by IAmThatOneGuy 90. Crushed by several orchestra instruments dropped by Conure 91. Crushed by a flugelhorn dropped by NerdSandwich 92. Crushed by Anvil 4, Leonardo, dropped by Conure 93. Crushed by a full sized organ, dropped by IAmThatOneGuy 94. Crushed by a double bass, dropped by GG0z 95. Crushed by a comically large banana, dropped by Conure 96. Neck broken by GG0z 97. Large sword dropped on head 98. Deaths divided by two, which causes a death. Apparently. 99. Divided deaths by 0, causing a death. 100. MY DEATH YESSSS 101-116. Conure tore a whole in reality, causing 16 deaths. 117. Messing with reality 118. Hit with a pistol by Conure 119. Thrown under a bus by GG0z 120. Exploded by Conure 121. Slipped on a banana peel placed by GG0z 122. Stabbed by Conure out of boredom 123. Hit over the head with the 3d object of "aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic" by GG0z 124. Killed with a stone by Conure 125. Killed by a stone that killed a bird due to Fizz's law 126. Stabbed in celebration by Conure 127. Killed when Conure went to the demon's in GG0z's basement 128. Fed by GG0z to the demons in his basement 129. Redirected death, Grub sacrificed NerdSandwich 130. Sacrificed by Conure on an altar 131. Redirected death from Usseewa's sacrifice on the altar 132. Sacrifice to summon Egg Gods due to Usseewa 133. Killed by Conure just to update the list 134. Burst into flames by a flashlight pointed by GG0z 135. Shot by Conure with a pistol 136. Stabbed by GG0z 136. Hit by Ink with a pool noodle 137. Bled out when Grub used blood to sign the petition 138. Crushed by Reginald to sign the petition 139. Redirected death when GG0z used the ink from Ink's name to sign the petition 140. Killed in a collision with Grub when GG0z threw an anvil 141. Killed when a skin flake crushed a fly 142. Knocked off a cliff when Conure tripped over Sarah the Anvil 143. Killed by an anvil thown by Conure 144. Crushed by all the anvils 145. Dead of shock when not killed by GG0z 146. Redirected death when GG0z combusted 147. Blood drained out by Conure to sign GG0z's petition 148. Redirected death when GG0z used Gub's blood to sign his petition 149. Crushed beneath an avalanche of enchanted baguettes 150. Mistook a dragon for public transportation 151. Challenged a tornado to a dance battle and lost 152. Drowned in an aggressively sentient bowl of soup 153. Turned into a constellation after eating a suspiciously glowing blueberry 154. Vaporized by a wizard’s “minor inconvenience” spell 155. Fell into a bottomless pit that was clearly labeled “Bottomless Pit” 156. Pecked to death by extremely determined hummingbirds 157. Exploded into confetti after saying “watch this” 158. Slipped on a banana peel and accidentally entered another dimension 159. Devoured by a taxidermied moose that briefly came alive 160. Flattened by a piano dropped by a time-traveling mime 161. Perished in single combat against a haunted grandfather clock 162. Got folded into origami by a rogue magician 163. Accidentally wished themselves out of existence with a cursed birthday candle 164. Run over by a parade float shaped like a shrimp 165. Defeated by thirty-seven feral librarians wielding dictionaries 166. Turned into soup by moonlight for reasons never explained 168. Fatally inconvenienced by an angry cloud 168. Trampled by a flock of airborne alpacas wearing roller skates 169. Redirected death when Usseewa's brain imploded 170. Hit with a croissant thrown by GG0z 171. Died a firery death after being pushed into the wrong dimension 172. Thrown antimatter by GG0z 173. No more air 174. Chucked into a pit of serpents by Grub 175. Tied by GG0z to a merry-go-round that goes exponentially faster 176. BBQd by Grub 177. Redirected death from the Magical Fairy Princess
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 (edited) Grub did it like five pages back. Also YOU CAN'T DO CANIBALISM. I GET TO DO CANIBALISM WHICH TECHINICALLY MEANS I'M EATING MYSELF DUE TO FIZZ'S LAW, WHICH I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT. Edited May 11 by Through The Living Star
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Of course. I've lost track of all the creative ways Star manages to die.
Factor She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Conure1243 said: I'm just pasting a ton of Shard quotes into my quote book You're foot email thing is in there. Sorry Star! Wait you do that too? *happy* I already have 4 pages filled with the death list! 12 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said: I am super duper dedicated to getting As. Like it is a need, not a want. I'm super weirdly obsessed with it. I do have to study though My thing is that my memory is weird. Ask me to memorize something for the short term, and I have it down easy. Like, if you wanted, I could go memorize like a chapter of a book in like ten minutes. But once you want me to remember it for months and months on end, then I have to study it. And my head also does this weird thing where if I get it wrong in a review game or something I always remember it, even if I didn't even know it was a thing before. So yeah, my head's a weird place to b. I just sit in class, procrastinate, spiral, think general ADHD things, then get handed a test and do good! I think I’m the only person who enjoys testing! But then I only get and average of 4 assignments turned in… So Conure… my head is a strange place to be. Also I meant to put this at the top but quote boxes are weird… I’m back! *waves* Staying home from school today, getting the Shard at school tomorrow hopefully (can you guys pressure me into that please? For some reason a lot of the timeI can’t talk to people unless someone else makes me, my mind is a strange place to be) And I’ll get 2 hours of free time on Friday hopefully on the shard! So I’m happy! Also there was hardly anything the day before yesterday, and now 8 *edit while typing* 10 *again* 12 replies pop up while I’m typing and what I’m saying is outdated… So I spam you with duck keyboard, which is always on topic Spoiler Edited May 11 by Factor
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 11 Posted May 11 (edited) I'll now donate the wrong blood type to Star Forcefully Side note: This is not my blood. I do not know the origin of this blood Edited May 11 by Conure1243
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Spoiler -1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 1. Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself 2.Shot with an arrow by Conure. 2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure 3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol 4. Shot by Conure with a pistol 5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol 6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink 7. Somehow killed by Fizz 8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor 9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning 10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink 11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor 12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 13. Boredom 14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7 15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar 16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz 17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure 18. Burned by Conure 19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9 20. Killed by Fizz because why not 21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air. 24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink 25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone 26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough 27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best" 28. Killed because have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it 30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich 31. Killed for complaining about being killed 32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self 33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT 34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll 35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it 36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed 37. Stabbed by Ink 38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW 39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death 40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things 41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers 42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!! 43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z 44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius 45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him 46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower 47. Isekaied by Coder 48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt 49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz 50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure 51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear 52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law 55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start 56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI 57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO 58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL 59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day 60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid 61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved 62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back 63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z 64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law 65. Anvil dropped by Conure 66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief 68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework 68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework 69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z 70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason 71. Spiked Cookie from Ink (which was unspiked by GG0z)... and lead from Conure 72. Burned with a flaming sword by Conure 73. Stabbed by Conure 74. Crushed by the printed out website by GG0z 75. Crushed by an anvil by Conure 76. Killed by Test Star 1 due to Fizz's Law 77. Shot by Conure with a bazooka 78. Murdered by NerdSandwich 79. Dissitegrated due to Fizz's Law by the Angel Dragon 80. Stabbed by Ink in celebration 81. Stabbed by Conure 82. Set on fire by Ink 83. Dropped into subzero temperatures by Conure 84. Fired out of a confetti cannon by Ink 85. Crushed by Anvil 3, Greglio 86. Deleted along with Anvil -2 87. Burned by Conure during the funeral for Anvil -2 88. Shot repeatedly by Conure 89. Crushed by a piano dropped by IAmThatOneGuy 90. Crushed by several orchestra instruments dropped by Conure 91. Crushed by a flugelhorn dropped by NerdSandwich 92. Crushed by Anvil 4, Leonardo, dropped by Conure 93. Crushed by a full sized organ, dropped by IAmThatOneGuy 94. Crushed by a double bass, dropped by GG0z 95. Crushed by a comically large banana, dropped by Conure 96. Neck broken by GG0z 97. Large sword dropped on head 98. Deaths divided by two, which causes a death. Apparently. 99. Divided deaths by 0, causing a death. 100. MY DEATH YESSSS 101-116. Conure tore a whole in reality, causing 16 deaths. 117. Messing with reality 118. Hit with a pistol by Conure 119. Thrown under a bus by GG0z 120. Exploded by Conure 121. Slipped on a banana peel placed by GG0z 122. Stabbed by Conure out of boredom 123. Hit over the head with the 3d object of "aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic" by GG0z 124. Killed with a stone by Conure 125. Killed by a stone that killed a bird due to Fizz's law 126. Stabbed in celebration by Conure 127. Killed when Conure went to the demon's in GG0z's basement 128. Fed by GG0z to the demons in his basement 129. Redirected death, Grub sacrificed NerdSandwich 130. Sacrificed by Conure on an altar 131. Redirected death from Usseewa's sacrifice on the altar 132. Sacrifice to summon Egg Gods due to Usseewa 133. Killed by Conure just to update the list 134. Burst into flames by a flashlight pointed by GG0z 135. Shot by Conure with a pistol 136. Stabbed by GG0z 136. Hit by Ink with a pool noodle 137. Bled out when Grub used blood to sign the petition 138. Crushed by Reginald to sign the petition 139. Redirected death when GG0z used the ink from Ink's name to sign the petition 140. Killed in a collision with Grub when GG0z threw an anvil 141. Killed when a skin flake crushed a fly 142. Knocked off a cliff when Conure tripped over Sarah the Anvil 143. Killed by an anvil thown by Conure 144. Crushed by all the anvils 145. Dead of shock when not killed by GG0z 146. Redirected death when GG0z combusted 147. Blood drained out by Conure to sign GG0z's petition 148. Redirected death when GG0z used Gub's blood to sign his petition 149. Crushed beneath an avalanche of enchanted baguettes 150. Mistook a dragon for public transportation 151. Challenged a tornado to a dance battle and lost 152. Drowned in an aggressively sentient bowl of soup 153. Turned into a constellation after eating a suspiciously glowing blueberry 154. Vaporized by a wizard’s “minor inconvenience” spell 155. Fell into a bottomless pit that was clearly labeled “Bottomless Pit” 156. Pecked to death by extremely determined hummingbirds 157. Exploded into confetti after saying “watch this” 158. Slipped on a banana peel and accidentally entered another dimension 159. Devoured by a taxidermied moose that briefly came alive 160. Flattened by a piano dropped by a time-traveling mime 161. Perished in single combat against a haunted grandfather clock 162. Got folded into origami by a rogue magician 163. Accidentally wished themselves out of existence with a cursed birthday candle 164. Run over by a parade float shaped like a shrimp 165. Defeated by thirty-seven feral librarians wielding dictionaries 166. Turned into soup by moonlight for reasons never explained 168. Fatally inconvenienced by an angry cloud 168. Trampled by a flock of airborne alpacas wearing roller skates 169. Redirected death when Usseewa's brain imploded 170. Hit with a croissant thrown by GG0z 171. Died a firery death after being pushed into the wrong dimension 172. Thrown antimatter by GG0z 173. No more air 174. Chucked into a pit of serpents by Grub 175. Tied by GG0z to a merry-go-round that goes exponentially faster 176. BBQd by Grub 177. Redirected death from the Magical Fairy Princess 178. Wrong type of blood forcefully donated by Conure
Factor She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Just now, Through The Living Star said: Reveal hidden contents -1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 1. Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself 2.Shot with an arrow by Conure. 2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure 3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol 4. Shot by Conure with a pistol 5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol 6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink 7. Somehow killed by Fizz 8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor 9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning 10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink 11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor 12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 13. Boredom 14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7 15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar 16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz 17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure 18. Burned by Conure 19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9 20. Killed by Fizz because why not 21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air. 24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink 25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone 26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough 27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best" 28. Killed because have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it 30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich 31. Killed for complaining about being killed 32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self 33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT 34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll 35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it 36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed 37. Stabbed by Ink 38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW 39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death 40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things 41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers 42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!! 43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z 44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius 45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him 46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower 47. Isekaied by Coder 48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt 49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz 50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure 51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear 52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law 55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start 56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI 57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO 58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL 59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day 60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid 61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved 62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back 63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z 64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law 65. Anvil dropped by Conure 66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief 68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework 68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework 69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z 70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason 71. Spiked Cookie from Ink (which was unspiked by GG0z)... and lead from Conure 72. Burned with a flaming sword by Conure 73. Stabbed by Conure 74. Crushed by the printed out website by GG0z 75. Crushed by an anvil by Conure 76. Killed by Test Star 1 due to Fizz's Law 77. Shot by Conure with a bazooka 78. Murdered by NerdSandwich 79. Dissitegrated due to Fizz's Law by the Angel Dragon 80. Stabbed by Ink in celebration 81. Stabbed by Conure 82. Set on fire by Ink 83. Dropped into subzero temperatures by Conure 84. Fired out of a confetti cannon by Ink 85. Crushed by Anvil 3, Greglio 86. Deleted along with Anvil -2 87. Burned by Conure during the funeral for Anvil -2 88. Shot repeatedly by Conure 89. Crushed by a piano dropped by IAmThatOneGuy 90. Crushed by several orchestra instruments dropped by Conure 91. Crushed by a flugelhorn dropped by NerdSandwich 92. Crushed by Anvil 4, Leonardo, dropped by Conure 93. Crushed by a full sized organ, dropped by IAmThatOneGuy 94. Crushed by a double bass, dropped by GG0z 95. Crushed by a comically large banana, dropped by Conure 96. Neck broken by GG0z 97. Large sword dropped on head 98. Deaths divided by two, which causes a death. Apparently. 99. Divided deaths by 0, causing a death. 100. MY DEATH YESSSS 101-116. Conure tore a whole in reality, causing 16 deaths. 117. Messing with reality 118. Hit with a pistol by Conure 119. Thrown under a bus by GG0z 120. Exploded by Conure 121. Slipped on a banana peel placed by GG0z 122. Stabbed by Conure out of boredom 123. Hit over the head with the 3d object of "aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic" by GG0z 124. Killed with a stone by Conure 125. Killed by a stone that killed a bird due to Fizz's law 126. Stabbed in celebration by Conure 127. Killed when Conure went to the demon's in GG0z's basement 128. Fed by GG0z to the demons in his basement 129. Redirected death, Grub sacrificed NerdSandwich 130. Sacrificed by Conure on an altar 131. Redirected death from Usseewa's sacrifice on the altar 132. Sacrifice to summon Egg Gods due to Usseewa 133. Killed by Conure just to update the list 134. Burst into flames by a flashlight pointed by GG0z 135. Shot by Conure with a pistol 136. Stabbed by GG0z 136. Hit by Ink with a pool noodle 137. Bled out when Grub used blood to sign the petition 138. Crushed by Reginald to sign the petition 139. Redirected death when GG0z used the ink from Ink's name to sign the petition 140. Killed in a collision with Grub when GG0z threw an anvil 141. Killed when a skin flake crushed a fly 142. Knocked off a cliff when Conure tripped over Sarah the Anvil 143. Killed by an anvil thown by Conure 144. Crushed by all the anvils 145. Dead of shock when not killed by GG0z 146. Redirected death when GG0z combusted 147. Blood drained out by Conure to sign GG0z's petition 148. Redirected death when GG0z used Gub's blood to sign his petition 149. Crushed beneath an avalanche of enchanted baguettes 150. Mistook a dragon for public transportation 151. Challenged a tornado to a dance battle and lost 152. Drowned in an aggressively sentient bowl of soup 153. Turned into a constellation after eating a suspiciously glowing blueberry 154. Vaporized by a wizard’s “minor inconvenience” spell 155. Fell into a bottomless pit that was clearly labeled “Bottomless Pit” 156. Pecked to death by extremely determined hummingbirds 157. Exploded into confetti after saying “watch this” 158. Slipped on a banana peel and accidentally entered another dimension 159. Devoured by a taxidermied moose that briefly came alive 160. Flattened by a piano dropped by a time-traveling mime 161. Perished in single combat against a haunted grandfather clock 162. Got folded into origami by a rogue magician 163. Accidentally wished themselves out of existence with a cursed birthday candle 164. Run over by a parade float shaped like a shrimp 165. Defeated by thirty-seven feral librarians wielding dictionaries 166. Turned into soup by moonlight for reasons never explained 168. Fatally inconvenienced by an angry cloud 168. Trampled by a flock of airborne alpacas wearing roller skates 169. Redirected death when Usseewa's brain imploded 170. Hit with a croissant thrown by GG0z 171. Died a firery death after being pushed into the wrong dimension 172. Thrown antimatter by GG0z 173. No more air 174. Chucked into a pit of serpents by Grub 175. Tied by GG0z to a merry-go-round that goes exponentially faster 176. BBQd by Grub 177. Redirected death from the Magical Fairy Princess 178. Wrong type of blood forcefully donated by Conure And that’s why I add to my quote book at the end of the day and not while everyone is active…
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Bruh 178 is crazy. Star you should get death 200 too.
Factor She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Just now, NerdSandwich said: Bruh 178 is crazy. Star you should get death 200 too. I second this, it’s the least we can do after murdering her 178 times!
Factor She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 (edited) 10 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said: *177 She did death 100 Oh yeah… But I can’t calculate which times we murdered her and which times she killed herself, which are considerable. Her first death was herself… … skimming the list, she killed herself about 8 times. … Is it weird that as I type that, I was mentally waxing nostalgic about the first time Star died? Ah well this is The Last Post Loses whatever Edited May 11 by Factor
GG0z He/Him Posted May 11 Posted May 11 HELP ME!!! Why is it that 5 pages spawned in when I was gone, but when I was checking the Shard constantly, it was silent for 5 hours Excuse me for a moment, while I eat some paper to give Star indigestion
NerdSandwich she/her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 It's cause I'm on during school hours (and waiting for band stuff for that matter)
Factor She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 3 minutes ago, GG0z said: HELP ME!!! Why is it that 5 pages spawned in when I was gone, but when I was checking the Shard constantly, it was silent for 5 hours Excuse me for a moment, while I eat some paper to give Star indigestion EXACTLY THAT IS ME *adjusts glasses and apologizes for correcting you* Erm, well, according to Verdance’s Law, only true deaths transfer to Star, being hurt stays with you… Just now, NerdSandwich said: It's cause I'm on during school hours (and waiting for band stuff for that matter) Aaaand that’s why I’m “trying” to get the Shard at school…
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Im on during school hours and after school, depending on extra curriculars and homework.
Verdance he/him Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Every time i get on here the only thing i can think to say is ‘yall really are weird’ And i pride myself on my ‘creativity’
GG0z He/Him Posted May 11 Posted May 11 (edited) I’m usually on during and after school for some time… Just out of curiosity, what grade do you all think I am in? We are all weird here Edited May 11 by GG0z
Verdance he/him Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Just now, GG0z said: I’m usually on during and after school for some time… Just out of curiosity, what grade do you all think I am in? We are all weird here Between 16-20
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 11 Posted May 11 Ooo! I also want to know what grade you think I am in! (Full disclaimer, I will neither confirm nor deny any statements about my age) That's not very helpful to you, GG0z, sorry, I'm not very good at reading people.
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