uwu The Last Post Loses

[Factor She/Her]

I am going to abstain from immediately killing Star to try and ride the flying alpaca. Can I do that? *remembers what thread they’re on* *just goes ahead and tries it*

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

This thread is for the crazy and unlogical.  Do whatever your heart desires! 

[Factor She/Her]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

This thread is for the crazy and unlogical.  Do whatever your heart desires! 

Yay! *attempts to ride alpaca* *tramples Star with it* Sorry!

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Shoot Storm it this entire thread is just going to be me dying, isn't it? 

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

 

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

Okay, so where is the POTATO right now?

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

1 minute ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

Okay, so where is the POTATO right now?

Combined with the demon to make the archangel Entrius

[Factor She/Her]

19 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

Shoot Storm it this entire thread is just going to be me dying, isn't it? 

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

 

What even is this thread? There’s no way to know.

Spoiler

”The Wheel of the Last Post Loses turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Eleventh Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, Star died. The death was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Last Post Loses. But it was a beginning.”

Timeline of the Ages of The Last Post Loses
 

Spoiler

• The Last Post Loses
• Hot Potato
• The Battle for the Potato
• Conure loses for 12 days
• Potato Capitalization/Bolding Variations
• Aspiring to be the Ultimate Loser
• More Variations
• Confusion and Nothing
• Walls and Ribbons + Star Star(ts) Dying
• Church of the POTATO + Éntrius + Star Dies More
• Star Dies and Nothing Else

1 minute ago, Adonalsium Will Return said:

Okay, so where is the POTATO right now?

It’s also in its own temple, with the Church of the POTATO worshipping it.

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

1 minute ago, Factor said:

 

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• The Last Post Loses
• Hot Potato
• The Battle for the Potato
• Conure loses for 12 days
• Potato Capitalization/Bolding Variations
• Aspiring to be the Ultimate Loser
• More Variations
• Confusion and Nothing
• Walls and Ribbons + Star Star(ts) Dying
• Church of the POTATO + Éntrius + Star Dies More
• Star Dies and Nothing Else

That is glorious. 

 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Yeah, that seems pretty accurate.

It's surreal actually seeing myself mentioned. Not used to that.

Oh yeah, I set fire to an entire plane of reality a while back, before Star's second death. Theoretically, there was an alternate Star that would have burned to death.

Edited April 26 by Conure1243

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Hmmm yeah. I'll add that to the list.

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Jealous that Star gets all the deaths, I jump off a cliff. Unfortunately, I just end up landing safely on an inflated platform, which Star sat on. This launched Star toward a nearby pit of spikes.

[Fizz9]

Star dies.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Was that two deaths or one?

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

[Fizz9]

We need to rename this thread to: Star: A story of deaths

Just now, Conure1243 said:

Was that two deaths or one?

The same as yours

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Now the goal is to try and make it so Star doesn't die every three posts.

[Fizz9]

Star dies of boredom from not dying enough.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Storms! We were that close!

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13. Dead of Boredom

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Star said:

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

We need to be more original with our murder methods.

[Fizz9]

Star dies of doing her homework instead of being on the shard 24/7.

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

I know seriously. I was laughing as I saw all the many times I was shot with a pistol. 

[Fizz9]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

13. Dead of Boredom

It should be Died of Boredom

Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar.

Speaking of, anyone want some synonym rolls with a side of grammar crackers?

1 minute ago, Through The Living Star said:

I know seriously. I was laughing as I saw all the many times I was shot with a pistol. 

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

HOW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO DIE?!?!?! That's what I get for doing homework... 

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

[Conure1243 He/Him]

1 minute ago, Fizz9 said:

Speaking of, anyone want some synonym rolls with a side of grammar crackers?

Nah, I'm already too full with the lead I ate earlier