A totally original RP

[Shatter He/Him]

Just now, Ookla the Dokja said:

I PLEAD INSANITY AGAIN

Objection. The accused is not responding to a charge.

The Crown demands a charge of contempt of court.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, Ookla the Shattered said:

Objection. The accused is not responding to a charge.

The Crown demands a charge of contempt of court.

No, I'm just kinda insane

always?

Ya know *backflips off building*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

Objection. The accused is not responding to a charge.

The Crown demands a charge of contempt of court.

Sustained

Torture will be doubled in length.

[Shatter He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Ansible said:

Sustained

Torture will be doubled in length.

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

No, I'm just kinda insane

always?

Ya know *backflips off building*

(Yer in a courtroom)

Secure the defendant immediately.
Restrain the defendant for the safety of the court and themselves.
Maintain custody and restore order.
Let the record reflect an attempted self-harm incident under supervision.
Proceedings continue under restraint.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

(Yer in a courtroom)

Secure the defendant immediately.
Restrain the defendant for the safety of the court and themselves.
Maintain custody and restore order.
Let the record reflect an attempted self-harm incident under supervision.
Proceedings continue under restraint.

Sustained. The defendant must now pay a fine for inconvenience of proceedings.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

15 minutes ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

(Yer in a courtroom)

Secure the defendant immediately.
Restrain the defendant for the safety of the court and themselves.
Maintain custody and restore order.
Let the record reflect an attempted self-harm incident under supervision.
Proceedings continue under restraint.

(so what?)

13 minutes ago, Ookla the Ansible said:

Sustained. The defendant must now pay a fine for inconvenience of proceedings.

Why have you not replied to any of my posts? I feel discriminated.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

(so what?)

Why have you not replied to any of my posts? I feel discriminated.

Sustained. Discriminatory action will be equally meted to both defendants.

@Ookla the Storyteller, you must pay a fine double the fine Coder pays.

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Ansible said:

Sustained. Discriminatory action will be equally meted to both defendants.

@Ookla the Storyteller, you must pay a fine double the fine Coder pays.

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If this is an RP, may as well…

“Wait, so, no execution?”

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Ansible said:

Sustained. Discriminatory action will be equally meted to both defendants.

@Ookla the Storyteller, you must pay a fine double the fine Coder pays.

Wait hold on

Im in the middle of rereading orv

can you sustain my execution until I finish?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

8 minutes ago, Ookla the Storyteller said:

“Wait, so, no execution?”

“Execution takes place, but there will be an immediate fine.”

 

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

Wait hold on

Im in the middle of rereading orv

can you sustain my execution until I finish?

Sustained. You will still be executed in a week, since you finished ORV a long time ago.

[Edema Rue she/her]

13 minutes ago, Ookla the Ansible said:

“Execution takes place, but there will be an immediate fine.”

 

Sustained. You will still be executed in a week, since you finished ORV a long time ago.

“Nah. I’m ok.”

[Shatter He/Him]

When are we starting the torture?

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

When are we starting the torture?

Two days before execution, and this will last until execution.

 

8 minutes ago, Ookla the Storyteller said:

“Nah. I’m ok.”

The fine has been charged from your REP ™. Would you like to offload payment to other defendant?

[Argenti he/him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Ansible said:

Here, we hold court to discuss the

-s-a-c-r-I-f-I-c-e- execution of the number heretic, @Ookla the Storyteller

Alas, she has said the forbidden numbers to many times, and must be sacrificed.

Begin discussion

"I dare say there's a six or seven percent chance of acquittal." 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

8 minutes ago, Ookla The Silver said:

"I dare say there's a six or seven percent chance of acquittal." 

Sustained. A third defendant has come on trial, to share in the torture and execution.

[Shatter He/Him]

28 minutes ago, Ookla the Ansible said:

Sustained. A third defendant has come on trial, to share in the torture and execution.

Same penalty, judge? The Crown thinks so.

[Edema Rue she/her]

49 minutes ago, Ookla The Silver said:

"I dare say there's a six or seven percent chance of acquittal." 

“Hehehehehehehe SIX SEVVVEEEEN”

[Through the Living Hope]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Storyteller said:

“Wait, so, no execution?”

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… this is Sacrifice RP all over again  

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

30 minutes ago, Ookla the Storyteller said:

“Hehehehehehehe SIX SEVVVEEEEN”

"Your Honor, I request permission to bonk her." *hopefully holds up combat pan*

[Shatter He/Him]

20 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

"Your Honor, I request permission to bonk her." *hopefully holds up combat pan*

The Crown requests that the Jury Member upgrade to two combat pans. One for each Forbidden Word.

Edited December 19, 2025 by Ookla the Shattered

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Ansible said:

“Execution takes place, but there will be an immediate fine.”

 

Sustained. You will still be executed in a week, since you finished ORV a long time ago.

Can I plea apology?

can I apologize?

3 hours ago, Ookla the Ansible said:

Two days before execution, and this will last until execution.

 

The fine has been charged from your REP ™. Would you like to offload payment to other defendant?

Yes.

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Rubber Duck said:

 

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I have a hunch that was the goal…I’m not even that active anymore but somehow this site still just wants me sacrificed.

1 hour ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

"Your Honor, I request permission to bonk her." *hopefully holds up combat pan*

“No cruel or unusual punishment, man.”

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

8 hours ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

Same penalty, judge? The Crown thinks so.

Sustained.

7 hours ago, Ookla the Storyteller said:

“Hehehehehehehe SIX SEVVVEEEEN”

Sustained. The three of you will now endure three days of torture.

7 hours ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

"Your Honor, I request permission to bonk her." *hopefully holds up combat pan*

Granted.

7 hours ago, Ookla the Shattered said:

The Crown requests that the Jury Member upgrade to two combat pans. One for each Forbidden Word.

Granted.

5 hours ago, Ookla the Storyteller said:

“No cruel or unusual punishment, man.”

Not sustained.

This is Wrathian Court, and Wrath is very cruel and unusual.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

8 hours ago, Ookla the Storyteller said:

“No cruel or unusual punishment, man.”

2 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Sustained.

Sustained. The three of you will now endure three days of torture.

Granted.

Granted.

Not sustained.

This is Wrathian Court, and Wrath is very cruel and unusual.

*grin*

*bonk*

*bonk*

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Shatter said:

The Crown asks for a charge of assault

Objection: targeted action was approved by the Court