Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted April 15 Posted April 15 Just now, Rynturning_Light said: "I mean, yeah. Making friends with other unhinged people basically ensures that I have people to lie for me. I just got convince them that it'll be funny, which is not difficult. Haven't really been counting you in that total. Geographical distance and all that." "True true...but also that means I could come do it for you, and then disappear again."
Rynturning_Light She/Her Posted April 15 Posted April 15 1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said: "True true...but also that means I could come do it for you, and then disappear again." "The point of this hypothetical murder is an avenue for pent up rage against hypothetical victims. Having someone else do it for me defeats that purpose." 1
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted April 15 Posted April 15 1 minute ago, Rynturning_Light said: "The point of this hypothetical murder is an avenue for pent up rage against hypothetical victims. Having someone else do it for me defeats that purpose." "Hm..hm"
Rynturning_Light She/Her Posted April 15 Posted April 15 1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said: "Hm..hm" "I can fight my own battles and commit my own crimes. Something that I am very proud of, actually." 1
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted April 15 Posted April 15 Just now, Rynturning_Light said: "I can fight my own battles and commit my own crimes. Something that I am very proud of, actually." "I mean you can, not arguing that. But it seems like you're wanting a more direct approach that's a lot harder to cover up. Jus sayin"
Rynturning_Light She/Her Posted April 15 Posted April 15 55 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said: "I mean you can, not arguing that. But it seems like you're wanting a more direct approach that's a lot harder to cover up. Jus sayin" "Fair point. Though, I think I could figure things out. I may act like an idiot, but I can problem solve when I need to." 1
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted April 15 Posted April 15 Just now, Rynturning_Light said: "Fair point. Though, I think I could figure things out. I may act like an idiot, but I can problem solve when I need to." "Poison"
Verdance he/him Posted April 15 Posted April 15 1 hour ago, Rynturning_Light said: "I can fight my own battles and commit my own crimes. Something that I am very proud of, actually." Ver perks up. “Did somebody say crimes?”
Rynturning_Light She/Her Posted April 15 Posted April 15 11 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said: "Poison" "That works. Easily accessible, generally effective, and it gets rid of my...problem." 1 minute ago, Verdance said: Ver perks up. “Did somebody say crimes?” "Someone did say crimes." 1
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted April 15 Posted April 15 1 minute ago, Verdance said: Ver perks up. “Did somebody say crimes?” "Yes indeed."
Verdance he/him Posted April 15 Posted April 15 1 hour ago, Kansas Stormcursed said: "I mean you can, not arguing that. But it seems like you're wanting a more direct approach that's a lot harder to cover up. Jus sayin" “Counterpoint- arson,” Verdance says. “Gets attention but erases evidence. Plus it’s really funny when you burn down places of ill repute, hypothetically like a cig store- the irony is delectable.”
Through The Living Grub He/Him Posted April 15 Posted April 15 "I close my eyes to take a small break, and this is what I come back to?" "Who's the first target?"
Rynturning_Light She/Her Posted April 15 Posted April 15 1 minute ago, Verdance said: “Counterpoint- arson,” Verdance says. “Gets attention but erases evidence. Plus it’s really funny when you burn down places of ill repute, hypothetically like a cig store- the irony is delectable.” "I do love fire. Though, my pyromania might make me a suspect. One of my friends is already convinced that I burned my neighbors house down...I didn't by the way."
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted April 15 Posted April 15 4 minutes ago, Verdance said: “Counterpoint- arson,” Verdance says. “Gets attention but erases evidence. Plus it’s really funny when you burn down places of ill repute, hypothetically like a cig store- the irony is delectable.” "Very true, but honestly arson can be easier to trace than poison sometimes "
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted April 16 Author Posted April 16 11 hours ago, Ink and Embers said: Ink passes her a kitten. "CUTE FLUFFY CAT AAAAAAAAAA" "Oooo, I want to catch that! Can I have a mint tea in the meantime, please?" "Hello!" Ink waves to him. "What's mordite? Nice to see you, though!" "Eh. The bond of the universe might stop you. And yeah!" Coder gives you a cup of tea with some poison Ivy inside, that also smells like rotten almonds. 11 hours ago, Through The Living Star said: Star scoops up the kitten giddily. "YES YES YES!" She cheers. Then, turning to Coder, she asks, "Could I have food? If that is what you do here, that is... I'm still not quite sure what everything is like here." "Yeah!" He hands Star a glowing baugette, which occasionally screams in pain and begs you not to eat it. "Don't worry, It's not actually sentient." "I think." 11 hours ago, Rynturning_Light said: "Hi Coder," Ryn says, "as the all-knowing bartender, have I missed much?" "We don't have a definite thing we do here. It's really just a free-for-all. Talk with people. Form connections. That's supposed to be good for you, isn't it?" she pauses, "As for what everything is like around here: chaotic. It changes day-to-day, but that's the gist." "Only... 3. You missed 3.123259257 things." 11 hours ago, Ink and Embers said: "Fair enough." Ink puts one of the kittens on the bar, partially as a psychological study of Coder's reaction. "I'm doing fairly well at the moment! Nothing major beyond school and existential terror. Anything exciting happened to you recently?" The kitten hisses at coder. Coder hisses back. The kitten hisses again. Coder grabs the kitten's face and continues to force it to realize & understand the entirety of the unknown universe, which, because the kitten's mind cannot comprehend it, promptly dissolves the eldritch god kitten. 9 hours ago, Verdance said: “Counterpoint- arson,” Verdance says. “Gets attention but erases evidence. Plus it’s really funny when you burn down places of ill repute, hypothetically like a cig store- the irony is delectable.” "And churches. Burning churches smell like how human soul's taste." 9 hours ago, Rynturning_Light said: "I do love fire. Though, my pyromania might make me a suspect. One of my friends is already convinced that I burned my neighbors house down...I didn't by the way." "Pyromania..." Coder says dreamily. You hear sounds of screaming as nearby buildings slowly sink into ashes.
Adonalsium Will Return He/him Posted April 16 Posted April 16 “Umm… may I have a kitten?” I say. ”Also, I think you’re all forgetting that to make something truly untraceable, it has to look like it was on purpose, so I say you should just make it look like insurance fraud.” Also, side note, I thought the name of this thread was GDPR for a second.
Akimikoisthecutest Posted April 16 Posted April 16 2 hours ago, Adonalsium Will Return said: “Umm… may I have a kitten?” I say. ”Also, I think you’re all forgetting that to make something truly untraceable, it has to look like it was on purpose, so I say you should just make it look like insurance fraud.” Also, side note, I thought the name of this thread was GDPR for a second. "Hmm............. no," Akimiko says.
Verdance he/him Posted April 16 Posted April 16 12 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: "Eh. The bond of the universe might stop you. And yeah!" Coder gives you a cup of tea with some poison Ivy inside, that also smells like rotten almonds. "Yeah!" He hands Star a glowing baugette, which occasionally screams in pain and begs you not to eat it. "Don't worry, It's not actually sentient." "I think." "Only... 3. You missed 3.123259257 things." The kitten hisses at coder. Coder hisses back. The kitten hisses again. Coder grabs the kitten's face and continues to force it to realize & understand the entirety of the unknown universe, which, because the kitten's mind cannot comprehend it, promptly dissolves the eldritch god kitten. "And churches. Burning churches smell like how human soul's taste." "Pyromania..." Coder says dreamily. You hear sounds of screaming as nearby buildings slowly sink into ashes. Verdance winces at the thought of a burning church. “A little insensitive? I’m nondenominational but… don’t do that?”
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted April 16 Posted April 16 4 hours ago, Adonalsium Will Return said: “Umm… may I have a kitten?” I say. ”Also, I think you’re all forgetting that to make something truly untraceable, it has to look like it was on purpose, so I say you should just make it look like insurance fraud.” Also, side note, I thought the name of this thread was GDPR for a second. "Sure!" Ink looks under faer hat, which she definitely didn't have a moment ago, and passes Adonalsium another extremely fluffy kitten. "Got a name for it?" 12 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: "Eh. The bond of the universe might stop you. And yeah!" Coder gives you a cup of tea with some poison Ivy inside, that also smells like rotten almonds. "Yeah!" He hands Star a glowing baugette, which occasionally screams in pain and begs you not to eat it. "Don't worry, It's not actually sentient." "I think." "Only... 3. You missed 3.123259257 things." The kitten hisses at coder. Coder hisses back. The kitten hisses again. Coder grabs the kitten's face and continues to force it to realize & understand the entirety of the unknown universe, which, because the kitten's mind cannot comprehend it, promptly dissolves the eldritch god kitten. "And churches. Burning churches smell like how human soul's taste." "Pyromania..." Coder says dreamily. You hear sounds of screaming as nearby buildings slowly sink into ashes. Ink takes notes on the kitten interaction, nodding seriously to himself. They take a sip of the tea absent-mindedly and promptly turn purple.
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted April 16 Posted April 16 12 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: "Eh. The bond of the universe might stop you. And yeah!" Coder gives you a cup of tea with some poison Ivy inside, that also smells like rotten almonds. "Yeah!" He hands Star a glowing baugette, which occasionally screams in pain and begs you not to eat it. "Don't worry, It's not actually sentient." "I think." "Only... 3. You missed 3.123259257 things." The kitten hisses at coder. Coder hisses back. The kitten hisses again. Coder grabs the kitten's face and continues to force it to realize & understand the entirety of the unknown universe, which, because the kitten's mind cannot comprehend it, promptly dissolves the eldritch god kitten. "And churches. Burning churches smell like how human soul's taste." "Pyromania..." Coder says dreamily. You hear sounds of screaming as nearby buildings slowly sink into ashes. Star stares at the bagel, slightly hesitant. "Thanks... I think." She sets it down and looks in the eyes of the kitten. "I shall name you Fluffy." Picking up the bagel, Star takes a tiny bite. It promptly screams.
Adonalsium Will Return He/him Posted April 16 Posted April 16 20 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said: "Sure!" Ink looks under faer hat, which she definitely didn't have a moment ago, and passes Adonalsium another extremely fluffy kitten. "Got a name for it?" Um… No? Uhh.. Jules Verne.
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted April 17 Posted April 17 23 hours ago, Adonalsium Will Return said: Um… No? Uhh.. Jules Verne. "Excellent! Can I knit it a compass in case it takes up exploring?"
Adonalsium Will Return He/him Posted April 17 Posted April 17 1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said: "Excellent! Can I knit it a compass in case it takes up exploring?" Knit.. a compass?
Verdance he/him Posted April 17 Posted April 17 “Ehh, i prefer the old simple written description for spontaneous manifestation,” Verdance says. “I know, I know, it’s cliche and old fashioned l, but it’s so fast and easy. Knitting sounds unique and therefore powerful, but it would take me all day.” He then writes ‘suddenly, a fresh non-human blood infused can of soda appeared’ on the bar in Sharpie, and the ink promptly leaped off the granite, forming a 3D sketch of the can, then faded into reality as a real can of soda. Verdance popped the top dramatically. “I’m curious, though. Are there any hidden advantages to knitting?”
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted April 17 Author Posted April 17 On 4/16/2026 at 9:27 AM, Verdance said: Verdance winces at the thought of a burning church. “A little insensitive? I’m nondenominational but… don’t do that?” "Eh. They liked it. I think." On 4/16/2026 at 9:45 AM, Ink and Embers said: "Sure!" Ink looks under faer hat, which she definitely didn't have a moment ago, and passes Adonalsium another extremely fluffy kitten. "Got a name for it?" Ink takes notes on the kitten interaction, nodding seriously to himself. They take a sip of the tea absent-mindedly and promptly turn purple. Coder pats ink's head. On 4/16/2026 at 9:49 AM, Through The Living Star said: Star stares at the bagel, slightly hesitant. "Thanks... I think." She sets it down and looks in the eyes of the kitten. "I shall name you Fluffy." Picking up the bagel, Star takes a tiny bite. It promptly screams. Coder smiles. 3 hours ago, Verdance said: “Ehh, i prefer the old simple written description for spontaneous manifestation,” Verdance says. “I know, I know, it’s cliche and old fashioned l, but it’s so fast and easy. Knitting sounds unique and therefore powerful, but it would take me all day.” He then writes ‘suddenly, a fresh non-human blood infused can of soda appeared’ on the bar in Sharpie, and the ink promptly leaped off the granite, forming a 3D sketch of the can, then faded into reality as a real can of soda. Verdance popped the top dramatically. “I’m curious, though. Are there any hidden advantages to knitting?” "HEY!" Code then promptly steals the cup and and drops into the pits of hell. He then removes your writing privileges.
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