If you could play a part in a Stormlight Movie

[Vielence She/Her]

Ok so this is pretty simple. But if you could audition and maybe get a part for Stormlight, who would you do? Why?

Voice actors for those such as spren included.
 

Remember to spoiler box any potential spoilers. 
 

There’ll be one for Mistborn too, soon!  
 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I would love to play Shallan; that sounds fun.

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

I would go for Kaladin. He's around my age, and also basically the main character of the series. Also doing stunts for his ability set would be quite fun.

[Vielence She/Her]

2 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I would love to play Shallan; that sounds fun.

Ooooh nice one. If there is ever actual auditions *crosses fingers* do you think you would? 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

uhh idk i'm not a theater kid

BAND ALL THE WAY

i doubt I'd get the part and it would prob cost money to get to the audition anyways

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, IlliterateDragon said:

I would go for Kaladin. He's around my age, and also basically the main character of the series. Also doing stunts for his ability set would be quite fun.

If I were a boy…… SIGH 

Imma do a cosplay of him tho bc our hair is the same and we are insanely similar. Dunno if I could get away with a movie role tho

[NerdSandwich she/her]

yeah ik how you feel

the best characters are boys DX

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

2 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Imma do a cosplay of him tho bc our hair is the same and we are insanely similar. Dunno if I could get away with a movie role tho

I don't look to similar, but I'm probably around the same build and height. Also my blue eyes would probably ruin about half of his character arc.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

8 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Ok so this is pretty simple. But if you could audition and maybe get a part for Stormlight, who would you do? Why?

Voice actors for those such as spren included.
 

Remember to spoiler box any potential spoilers. 
 

There’ll be one for Mistborn too, soon!  
 

Ooo ummmmm does Azure count?

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, IlliterateDragon said:

I don't look to similar, but I'm probably around the same build and height. Also my blue eyes would probably ruin about half of his character arc.

Mmm. That’s fair. *pauses* *grins* 

I have brown eyes. 

Just now, Honors ghost said:

Ooo ummmmm does Azure count?

UH, YEAH. 

Azure is so cool

[NerdSandwich she/her]

LIGHTEYES ARE BETTER LOL

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

1 minute ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

the best characters are boys DX

One of my favorite characters is Syl, which would probably be really easy to be a look alike considering that the effects team would have to make the actor blue. It kind of takes away the need of most variables.

Just now, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

LIGHTEYES ARE BETTER LOL

That's almost a crazy thing to say. 

3 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

I have brown eyes. 

You may be a better candidate than me.

[Akimikoisthecutest]

Hoid. I get to be in all the movies!

[NerdSandwich she/her]

yeah I would wanna play Hoid

but I'm a girl

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

Maybe I'd make a better Adolin

1 minute ago, Akimikoisthecutest said:

Hoid. I get to be in all the movies!

Smart, you'd also have the best lines. Literally just insulting everyone.

[Vielence She/Her]

7 minutes ago, IlliterateDragon said:

One of my favorite characters is Syl, which would probably be really easy to be a look alike considering that the effects team would have to make the actor blue. It kind of takes away the need of most variables.

That's almost a crazy thing to say. 

You may be a better candidate than me.

If I did it, I would 100% be Syl. I could ACTUALLY do it. Plus it’d be fun. 
“Huh. It appears I have a nickname”

2 minutes ago, IlliterateDragon said:

Maybe I'd make a better Adolin

Smart, you'd also have the best lines. Literally just insulting everyone.

That. Oooooohhhh that would be so STORMING fun. 
“A hammer would do wonders for that face of yours”

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I’d rather not die today, as I still have seven more people I want to insult. 

 

How remarkable, if you spend your life knocking people down, you eventually find they won’t stand up for you. There’s poetry in that, don’t you think, you storming personification of a cancerous anal discharge? 

Can you feel it? Something has changed. That’s the sound the world makes when it pisses itself. 

 

You look so ugly that it appears someone tried and failed to get the warts off your face through aggressive application of sandpaper! You are less a human being than a lump of dung with aspirations! If someone took a stick and beat you repeatedly, it would only serve to improve your features. Your face defies description, but only because it nauseated all the poets. I’d tell you to put a sack over your head, but think of the poor sack! Theologians use you as proof that God exists, as such hideousness can only be intentional!

You see, Sadeas, you make it too easy. An uneducated, half-brained serving boy with a hangover could make mock of you. I am left with no need to exert myself, and your very nature makes mockery of my mockery. And so it is that through sheer stupidity you make me look incompetent.

 

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

1 minute ago, VieB13 said:

That. Oooooohhhh that would be so STORMING fun. 
“A hammer would do wonders for that face of yours”

I'm wondering if this is a quote, or if this is directed at me.

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I’d rather not die today, as I still have seven more people I want to insult. 

 

How remarkable, if you spend your life knocking people down, you eventually find they won’t stand up for you. There’s poetry in that, don’t you think, you storming personification of a cancerous anal discharge? 

Can you feel it? Something has changed. That’s the sound the world makes when it pisses itself. 

 

You look so ugly that it appears someone tried and failed to get the warts off your face through aggressive application of sandpaper! You are less a human being than a lump of dung with aspirations! If someone took a stick and beat you repeatedly, it would only serve to improve your features. Your face defies description, but only because it nauseated all the poets. I’d tell you to put a sack over your head, but think of the poor sack! Theologians use you as proof that God exists, as such hideousness can only be intentional!

You see, Sadeas, you make it too easy. An uneducated, half-brained serving boy with a hangover could make mock of you. I am left with no need to exert myself, and your very nature makes mockery of my mockery. And so it is that through sheer stupidity you make me look incompetent.

 

Did you…. Just….. HAVE that laying around? 
Cool. 
Im outta rep tho sorrrrryyyyyy

Just now, IlliterateDragon said:

I'm wondering if this is a quote, or if this is directed at me.

Quote. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

No

I definitely do not keep track of Hoid quotes...

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

1 minute ago, VieB13 said:

Quote. 

 Yeah, I got that. 

Just now, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I definitely do not keep track of Hoid quotes...

Mmmm, Sarcasm. *Pattern Impression*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Oh I love doing that to random unsuspecting people
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[ThroughTheLivingIlliterate He/Him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Oh I love doing that to random unsuspecting people

That would be interesting to try. Though most people that I know would have no clue what I was talking about. 

I guess I already know how to successfully employ it though.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, IlliterateDragon said:

I would go for Kaladin. He's around my age, and also basically the main character of the series. Also doing stunts for his ability set would be quite fun.

I'm sorry, I'm gonna compete for that

[___ He/Him]

Personality wise uhmmmmmmm let's sayyyy

I could be Wax

In the SA though either Vasher or Dalinar

Or Adolin

Or Renarin

@VieB13 who do you think I'd be?