I'm bored, ask me literally any question you feel like

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Felt like making this. Ask me literally anything about myself, and 99% of the time I will answer.

(Note, you can still ask me questions when I'm not bored)

Edited November 7, 2025 by Hmmm lies

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

16 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

Felt like making this. Ask me literally anything about myself, and 99% of the time I will answer.

(Note, you can still ask me questions when I'm not bored)

TELL ME WHY?

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

TELL ME WHY?

Not sure what this is in response to, so I'll answer both

I'm making an AMA because I love talking about myself, and this seemed the best way to do so.

You can still ask me questions while I'm not bored because being bored doesn't make me somehow better at answering questions.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

58 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

Felt like making this. Ask me literally anything about myself, and 99% of the time I will answer.

(Note, you can still ask me questions when I'm not bored)

Are trees trees?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

44 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

Not sure what this is in response to, so I'll answer both

I'm making an AMA because I love talking about myself, and this seemed the best way to do so.

You can still ask me questions while I'm not bored because being bored doesn't make me somehow better at answering questions.

Your supposed to say ‘ain’t nothing but a heartbreak’

but I guess that works to.

[Hmmm lies she/her]

3 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

Are trees trees?

Trees are the only things that can be stated to be trees with 100% confidence

[Keke They/he]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

TELL ME WHY?

AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTBREAK

hey hmm lies

 

 

What color are your bones?
@Through The Living Glass write this down

[Hmmm lies she/her]

3 minutes ago, Hawks said:

AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTBREAK

hey hmm lies

 

 

What color are your bones?
@Through The Living Glass write this down

My teeth are white, I've never actually seen any of my other bones, so I can't verify.

[Keke They/he]

Just now, Hmmm lies said:

My teeth are white, I've never actually seen any of my other bones, so I can't verify.

Mmm fascinating 

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

2 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

Felt like making this. Ask me literally anything about myself, and 99% of the time I will answer.

(Note, you can still ask me questions when I'm not bored)

Favorite sanderson book? Favorite non Sanderson book?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

What's your opinion on the Duolingo owl?

What's your favourite season?

If you were a Ferring, what would you be and why?

[Hmmm lies she/her]

7 minutes ago, Honors ghost said:

Favorite sanderson book? Favorite non Sanderson book?

Both tricky questions. I'm inclined to choose The Hero of Ages for the former, though Yumi and the Nightmare Painter is really good too for different reasons. I would never read anything not by Sanderson. I'd love to say something from The Wheel of Time just for the memes, but I haven't actually finished the first book in that yet. I'm genuinely not sure, though I suspect I just haven't read a good enough non-Sanderson book yet. (I've only recently gotten in the habit of reading actually good books)

8 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

What's your opinion on the Duolingo owl?

What's your favourite season?

If you were a Ferring, what would you be and why?

The Duolingo owl is a funny meme, as a character they're fine

I like winter, because it's cold, and I can't stand the heat because I have a condition called Cholinergic Urticaria, which basically means I'm allergic to my own sweat. It makes me super itchy if I ever get hot, exhausted, or embarrassed.

Bronze Ferring, because I am super tired in the mornings, and have so much trouble getting to sleep.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

4 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

Felt like making this. Ask me literally anything about myself, and 99% of the time I will answer.

(Note, you can still ask me questions when I'm not bored)

What is your favorite Cosmere character?

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said:

What is your favorite Cosmere character?

I love Yumi, I love Jasnah, and I love Hoid. Idk if I could pick a favorite, but I think I might go with Hoid.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Hmmm lies said:

Both tricky questions. I'm inclined to choose The Hero of Ages for the former, though Yumi and the Nightmare Painter is really good too for different reasons. I would never read anything not by Sanderson. I'd love to say something from The Wheel of Time just for the memes, but I haven't actually finished the first book in that yet. I'm genuinely not sure, though I suspect I just haven't read a good enough non-Sanderson book yet. (I've only recently gotten in the habit of reading actually good books)

The Duolingo owl is a funny meme, as a character they're fine

I like winter, because it's cold, and I can't stand the heat because I have a condition called Cholinergic Urticaria, which basically means I'm allergic to my own sweat. It makes me super itchy if I ever get hot, exhausted, or embarrassed.

Bronze Ferring, because I am super tired in the mornings, and have so much trouble getting to sleep.

...

If you need a book recomendation...

I-I have one

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

17 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

...

If you need a book recomendation...

I-I have one

*flat stare*

*the flattest stare* 

 

 

*this stare is flatter than Kansas* 

*which is scientifically shown to be flatter than an IHOP pancake*

40 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

I love Yumi, I love Jasnah, and I love Hoid. Idk if I could pick a favorite, but I think I might go with Hoid.

Oh nice! I like those. I gotta say, person wise I like Yumi a bit more than Hoid.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

34 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*flat stare*

*the flattest stare* 

 

 

*this stare is flatter than Kansas* 

*which is scientifically shown to be flatter than an IHOP pancake*

Oh nice! I like those. I gotta say, person wise I like Yumi a bit more than Hoid.

lol what

[Hmmm lies she/her]

7 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

...

If you need a book recomendation...

I-I have one

Are you referring to the link in your sig? I have heard... stories about about it being too long or something.

Luckily for you, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.

Sell me on it, and why I should completely negate any productivity I might have had while using a computer.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

9 hours ago, Hmmm lies said:

Both tricky questions. I'm inclined to choose The Hero of Ages for the former, though Yumi and the Nightmare Painter is really good too for different reasons. I would never read anything not by Sanderson. I'd love to say something from The Wheel of Time just for the memes, but I haven't actually finished the first book in that yet. I'm genuinely not sure, though I suspect I just haven't read a good enough non-Sanderson book yet. (I've only recently gotten in the habit of reading actually good books)

The Duolingo owl is a funny meme, as a character they're fine

I like winter, because it's cold, and I can't stand the heat because I have a condition called Cholinergic Urticaria, which basically means I'm allergic to my own sweat. It makes me super itchy if I ever get hot, exhausted, or embarrassed.

Bronze Ferring, because I am super tired in the mornings, and have so much trouble getting to sleep.

Ha good answers for both hero of ages is great and Sanderson is the best author

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

WHAT

Is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Hmmm lies she/her]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

WHAT

Is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Just as I suspected, another reference. Still gotta answer it though.

About 20.1 mph

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

7 hours ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

*flat stare*

*the flattest stare* 

 

 

*this stare is flatter than Kansas* 

*which is scientifically shown to be flatter than an IHOP pancake*

Oh nice! I like those. I gotta say, person wise I like Yumi a bit more than Hoid.

I am very flat

Most flat

2 minutes ago, Hmmm lies said:

Just as I suspected, another reference. Still gotta answer it though.

About 20.1 mph

Huh

Cool

Also, what is your favorite color, and what is your favorite book genre?

[Hmmm lies she/her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I am very flat

Most flat

Huh

Cool

Also, what is your favorite color, and what is your favorite book genre?

Favorites are hard in general, I like pink, but also white and black.

Naturally I like epic fantasy, being here and all.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Hmmm lies said:

Favorites are hard in general, I like pink, but also white and black.

Naturally I like epic fantasy, being here and all.

Nice

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

5 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I am very flat

Most flat

Huh

Cool

Also, what is your favorite color, and what is your favorite book genre?

I mean, you gotta have some pecs on you with all the martial arts, but I meant the state Kansas.