Vie’s AMA

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

hmmm

Mechanical pencil or wooden pencil 

Dr pepper or coke

[NerdSandwich she/her]

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

(ask me anything)

IF a 30 stone projectile was launched at the North Pole at an angle of 37 degrees from the horizon due south along the prime meridian with an initial speed of 1235694 leagues per minute on February 2nd, 1982, and then after 20 seconds the Moon crashed into the Earth, and after two minutes the projectile deployed a thruster with a delta impulse of 150007890053 grams nautical miles per lightyear at a 25 and 38 degree angle to the direction of travel at that time, and after 13 Rosharan years it split into three, with one part having a mass of .01 imperial tons, a second having a mass of .05 imperial tons, and a third having a mass of .049 US tons, assuming that it had an amount of fuel equal to 1536000497 teaspoons attached to the second part and not accounted for in the previous measurements of weight and that the rate at which the fuel is used can be modelled by the function f(x,y)=ln(tan^-1(x^3/3^y)) where y is in hours and x is a measure of the total gravitational force experienced by the projectile, how far from the eiffel tower would it be when the sun implodes? 

This problem is impossible to solve because it contains a number of physically impossible and contradictory events.

 

• The collision of the Moon with the Earth would be a catastrophic event that would likely destroy the planet and any objects on it, including the projectile and the Eiffel Tower.
• The Sun will not implode. It will expand into a red giant and then become a white dwarf.
• We don't know how Rosharan years relate to human years.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

This problem is impossible to solve because it contains a number of physically impossible and contradictory events.

 

• The collision of the Moon with the Earth would be a catastrophic event that would likely destroy the planet and any objects on it, including the projectile and the Eiffel Tower.
• The Sun will not implode. It will expand into a red giant and then become a white dwarf.
• We don't know how Rosharan years relate to human years.

Counterpoint: 

• The Eiffel Tower would still be somewhere even if it's in pieces. And the projectile would not get destroyed. 
• That's the whole point. 
• Yes we do. 1 Rosharan year is equal to ~1.14155 Earth years. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, VieB13 said:

A Merlin. It’s a type of falcon. 

Interesting.

5 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

(ask me anything)

IF a 30 stone projectile was launched at the North Pole at an angle of 37 degrees from the horizon due south along the prime meridian with an initial speed of 1235694 leagues per minute on February 2nd, 1982, and then after 20 seconds the Moon crashed into the Earth, and after two minutes the projectile deployed a thruster with a delta impulse of 150007890053 grams nautical miles per lightyear at a 25 and 38 degree angle to the direction of travel at that time, and after 13 Rosharan years it split into three, with one part having a mass of .01 imperial tons, a second having a mass of .05 imperial tons, and a third having a mass of .049 US tons, assuming that it had an amount of fuel equal to 1536000497 teaspoons attached to the second part and not accounted for in the previous measurements of weight and that the rate at which the fuel is used can be modelled by the function f(x,y)=ln(tan^-1(x^3/3^y)) where y is in hours and x is a measure of the total gravitational force experienced by the projectile, how far from the eiffel tower would it be when the sun implodes? 

What are these units

But the moon would be shredded by Earth's Roche limit before actually colliding

Edited October 14, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

51 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Interesting.

What are these units

But the moon would be shredded by Earth's Roche limit before actually colliding

You don't like working in grams nautical miles per lightyear? 

But I specifically stated that in this hypothetical it does crash into the Earth's surface. 

[Vielence She/Her]

11 hours ago, Hawks said:

AINT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTAHEEE

They did exist.

 

and what color are your bones???

I don’t know and have no interest in seeing them, thanks. 

10 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

(ask me anything)

IF a 30 stone projectile was launched at the North Pole at an angle of 37 degrees from the horizon due south along the prime meridian with an initial speed of 1235694 leagues per minute on February 2nd, 1982, and then after 20 seconds the Moon crashed into the Earth, and after two minutes the projectile deployed a thruster with a delta impulse of 150007890053 grams nautical miles per lightyear at a 25 and 38 degree angle to the direction of travel at that time, and after 13 Rosharan years it split into three, with one part having a mass of .01 imperial tons, a second having a mass of .05 imperial tons, and a third having a mass of .049 US tons, assuming that it had an amount of fuel equal to 1536000497 teaspoons attached to the second part and not accounted for in the previous measurements of weight and that the rate at which the fuel is used can be modelled by the function f(x,y)=ln(tan^-1(x^3/3^y)) where y is in hours and x is a measure of the total gravitational force experienced by the projectile, how far from the eiffel tower would it be when the sun implodes? 

I don’t know as I’d hopefully be off earth by then. 

8 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

What is YOUR opinion on the Duolingo owl?

He’s terrifying and I never want to meet him. Also, he needs better friends. 

7 hours ago, The Great Wyver said:

hmmm

Mechanical pencil or wooden pencil 

Dr pepper or coke

Depends on the brand of pencil. 
 

Neither. Allergies 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

You don't like working in grams nautical miles per lightyear? 

But I specifically stated that in this hypothetical it does crash into the Earth's surface. 

But how fast did the moon crash into Earth

And where on Earth did it crash

[NerdSandwich she/her]

22 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

(ask me anything)

IF a 30 stone projectile was launched at the North Pole at an angle of 37 degrees from the horizon due south along the prime meridian with an initial speed of 1235694 leagues per minute on February 2nd, 1982, and then after 20 seconds the Moon crashed into the Earth, and after two minutes the projectile deployed a thruster with a delta impulse of 150007890053 grams nautical miles per lightyear at a 25 and 38 degree angle to the direction of travel at that time, and after 13 Rosharan years it split into three, with one part having a mass of .01 imperial tons, a second having a mass of .05 imperial tons, and a third having a mass of .049 US tons, assuming that it had an amount of fuel equal to 1536000497 teaspoons attached to the second part and not accounted for in the previous measurements of weight and that the rate at which the fuel is used can be modelled by the function f(x,y)=ln(tan^-1(x^3/3^y)) where y is in hours and x is a measure of the total gravitational force experienced by the projectile, how far from the eiffel tower would it be when the sun implodes? 

Well, if the Moon does a crashie thing into the Earth and the Sun does an implodie thing, then the Eiffel Tower would be fundamentally altered or destroyed. The tracking statistics of the projectile's trajectory, mass, and fuel would be pretty much rendered useless...

Edited October 15, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[Vielence She/Her]

5 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Well, if the Moon does a crashie thing into the Earth and the Sun does an implodie thing, then the Eiffel Tower would be fundamentally altered or destroyed. The tracking statistics of the projectile's trajectory, mass, and fuel would be pretty much rendered useless...

And if you have any sense of self preservation, you would no longer be on earth.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

yes of course

I believe I have scheduled to be on Torio at that time.

Someone owes me noodles...

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

13 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But how fast did the moon crash into Earth

And where on Earth did it crash

Fine. It crashed into the Earth with an instantaneous velocity of .0000024 parsecs/sidereal year at the coordinates N -12 15' 18" W 32 4' 27". 

5 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Well, if the Moon does a crashie thing into the Earth and the Sun does an implodie thing, then the Eiffel Tower would be fundamentally altered or destroyed. The tracking statistics of the projectile's trajectory, mass, and fuel would be pretty much rendered useless...

Assume that the Eiffel Tower is indestructible. 

[Vielence She/Her]

O-K change of subject! Next questions?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Hey @Ashkaloda, your problem contains contradictory information according to my formulas and your statistics provided. They disregard the laws of physics

(let alone logic)

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

16 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Hey @Ashkaloda, your problem contains contradictory information according to my formulas and your statistics provided. They disregard the laws of physics

(let alone logic)

Logic is mutable. 

Which laws?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Well, first of all, the Moon crashing into the Earth would render the existence and trajectory of the object irrelevant. Also, grams nautical miles per lightyear are not physically coherent.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Well, first of all, the Moon crashing into the Earth would render the existence and trajectory of the object irrelevant. Also, grams nautical miles per lightyear are not physically coherent.

I disagree on your first point if you were to think about the numbers for a little bit. 

*considers*

Shoot did I say lightyears? I just meant years. (Impulse is mass times displacement over time, typically measured in Newton seconds)

[NerdSandwich she/her]

OK then yes that would (I think) be possible to calculate

if you disregarded the laws of physics and logic...

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 hours ago, VieB13 said:

And if you have any sense of self preservation, you would no longer be on earth.

i dont

[NerdSandwich she/her]

...yeah we know coder

[Vielence She/Her]

16 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Hey @Ashkaloda, your problem contains contradictory information according to my formulas and your statistics provided. They disregard the laws of physics

(let alone logic)

 

15 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Logic is mutable. 

Which laws?

 

15 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Well, first of all, the Moon crashing into the Earth would render the existence and trajectory of the object irrelevant. Also, grams nautical miles per lightyear are not physically coherent.

 

15 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I disagree on your first point if you were to think about the numbers for a little bit. 

*considers*

Shoot did I say lightyears? I just meant years. (Impulse is mass times displacement over time, typically measured in Newton seconds)

 

15 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

OK then yes that would (I think) be possible to calculate

if you disregarded the laws of physics and logic...

 

15 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

i dont

 

13 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

...yeah we know coder

*sighs*
AHEM. 

Subject change. If y’all are gonna do a debate please move it to a PM or something. 
 

*waits for more questions*

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

19 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

*sighs*
AHEM. 

Subject change. If y’all are gonna do a debate please move it to a PM or something. 
 

*waits for more questions*

oop. mb.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, VieB13 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

*sighs*
AHEM. 

Subject change. If y’all are gonna do a debate please move it to a PM or something. 
 

*waits for more questions*

Hi

would you like a cookie?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

no not the spikes

[-ACE- he/him]

2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Hi

would you like a cookie?

Take the Cookie. Its a good idea. Completely safe...

[Vielence She/Her]

3 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Hi

would you like a cookie?

Yes but only the ones my dad makes bc allergies. Makes it hard to poison it spike me.