Sacrifice Game

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

14 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

But he can't reach me through the aluminum bars. 

I cringe at it. 

He spears them through with a reguar dagger before (#odiumforever) slicing at your neck.

[Vielence She/Her]

17 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I steal your vocal cords 

I install backup set of vocal cords and continue 

16 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

But he can't reach me through the aluminum bars. 

I cringe at it. 

Wait, have you read it?

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, VieB13 said:

I install backup set of vocal cords and continue 

Wait, have you read it?

There's a thread for it in social groups I think

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

There's a thread for it in social groups I think

Ohhh checking that out later. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I bonk @Ashkaloda over the head with a dandelion cover with fabric softener.

Truly a crippling blow.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 11/3/2025 at 2:32 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

I bonk @Ashkaloda over the head with a dandelion cover with fabric softener.

Truly a crippling blow.

I stagger backwards, shocked at the audacity of doing such a devastating attack. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I start a pillow FIGHT!
FIGHT!
FIGHT!

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I start a pillow FIGHT!
FIGHT!
FIGHT!

I stuff my pillow with small lead balls instead of feathers. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I have stuffed my pillow with diamond balls

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

My pillow is made of atomic bombs

[NerdSandwich she/her]

My pillow is immune to them 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

My pillow also has the ability to convert matter into energy. Very big boom, basically.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

My pillow is somehow matterless

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

My pillow eats your pillow

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

My pillow comes crashing down on the back of your head. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I cut off the back of my head and let you have it.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 11/6/2025 at 11:10 AM, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I cut off the back of my head and let you have it.

I am somewhat disgusted and throw it in the fireplace that was definitely right next to me the entire time. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

While you are distracted, I whack you with a jaguar.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

While you are distracted, I whack you with a jaguar.

I radio in an air raid on you. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I teleport to Scadrial

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

You are already on Scadrial, in the nascent Final Empire. At least, it has Kredik Shaw. Not much else. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I LEAVE SCADRIAL

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

47 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I LEAVE SCADRIAL

You quickly run out of air to breathe and begin choking. 

I retreat to my fortress and activate an antiteleportation field around it. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I teleport just outside the fortress and walk right in.

[Vielence She/Her]

On 11/6/2025 at 9:57 AM, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I start a pillow FIGHT!
FIGHT!
FIGHT!

My pillow has KITTENS in it.