Sacrifice Game

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I put you on a bread roll and prepare to eat you

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

However, you forgot the mustard. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Ew that’s nasty

Not needing mustard, I eat it.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Cowardice is always the answer. I run away. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Well, as I’m a pretty fast person (like 100 on the pacer fast), I quickly catch up and fire my water gun full of the tears of your family, their disappointment in you for being about to be sacrificed

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I am immune to their disappointment and hide expertly behind a pencil that I pull from my pocket. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

I am immune to their disappointment and hide expertly behind a pencil that I pull from my pocket. 

I snatch the pencil and throw it away. Then I take out my rithmatist chalk and challenge you

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

No! How could you see through my impeccable disguise! 

I graciously decline your challenge and eat the chalk. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

20 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

No! How could you see through my impeccable disguise! 

I graciously decline your challenge and eat the chalk. 

…this thing

U have it.

Now my chalklings are inside you

 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I remain blissfully ignorant of the chalklings. I retreat to my helicopter that is on the launch pad on top of the fortress. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I remain blissfully ignorant of the chalklings. I retreat to my helicopter that is on the launch pad on top of the fortress. 

They eat your insides.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I barf them up over the side of the helicopter as I make my escape. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I barf them up over the side of the helicopter as I make my escape. 

Well, now that you barfed your insides off of a helicopter idk how ur still alive. I possess the helicopter. Now it looks like it’s from planes

Edited July 11, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Insides are for the weak of mind and heart. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 7/11/2025 at 3:56 PM, Ashkaloda said:

Insides are for the weak of mind and heart. 

The helicopter crashes

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

On 7/12/2025 at 5:56 AM, Ashkaloda said:

Insides are for the weak of mind and heart. 

This is... worryingly similar to @ChipsAHoid's own words 

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

The helicopter crashes

I give @Ashkaloda a spacetime-curvature propulsion stellar-class starship that can accelerate to 99.99% the speed of light.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

This is... worryingly similar to @ChipsAHoid's own words 

I give @Ashkaloda a spacetime-curvature propulsion stellar-class starship that can accelerate to 99.99% the speed of light.

He said it first lol

 I eat the ship

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

He said it first lol

 I eat the ship

You get trapped in a Death Trail where nothing ever moves and can move, because the speed of light there is 0 and nothing can move faster. 

So you're frozen at 0 Kelvin and can do absolutely nothing about it, since you no longer move, think or anything else.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

You get trapped in a Death Trail where nothing ever moves and can move, because the speed of light there is 0 and nothing can move faster. 

So you're frozen at 0 Kelvin and can do absolutely nothing about it, since you no longer move, think or anything else.

I unfreeze by sheer force of will. Then I eat the Kelvin scale.

”ha, can’t physics ME”

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I go boom

wow

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I hereby agree that my soul is property of @ChipsAHoid, and must serve him eternally

And I hate ORV and Wayne and Dragons

Wow, how kind of you!

Edited July 14, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I unfreeze by sheer force of will. Then I eat the Kelvin scale.

”ha, can’t physics ME”

I bring in Sandy from BftS because he has experience with this kind of thing. He physics you so hard that you get physicsed and end up trapped in a dozen different quantum superpositions, trapped in alternate dimensions, one of which was attacked by dual-vector foil and reduced to a mere 2 dimensions, where the Dark Forest continues to destroy dimension after dimension, with pocket universes fleeing the great universe...

I can physics harder, if you like.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I bring in Sandy from BftS because he has experience with this kind of thing. He physics you so hard that you get physicsed and end up trapped in a dozen different quantum superpositions, trapped in alternate dimensions, one of which was attacked by dual-vector foil and reduced to a mere 2 dimensions, where the Dark Forest continues to destroy dimension after dimension, with pocket universes fleeing the great universe...

I can physics harder, if you like.

I eat all of it and remind you I’m TRYING to sacrifice @Ashkaloda over here, please and thank you.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat all of it and remind you I’m TRYING to sacrifice @Ashkaloda over here, please and thank you.

Physics ate you actually, so I didn't hear what you said as your quantum superpositions are mostly stuck in vacuum.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Physics ate you actually, so I didn't hear what you said as your quantum superpositions are mostly stuck in vacuum.

See, my logic is superior. Because physics are a conspiracy. They don’t exist. Like you, physics is just another voice in my head. I don’t have to listen to it. I climb out and start vacuuming the carpet