Sacrifice Game

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I do not enjoy being set on fire and then sprayed. I put the @mippo puddle into a freezer to resolidify, then get as far away from @ChipsAHoid as possible. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

I do not enjoy being set on fire and then sprayed. I put the @mippo puddle into a freezer to resolidify, then get as far away from @ChipsAHoid as possible. 

I unplug the freezer and and follow you

I raise my dead fish threateningly

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

56 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I unplug the freezer and and follow you

I raise my dead fish threateningly

I eat the dead fish. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

45 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I eat the dead fish. 

It’s dead and rotting. You get sick

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I go on three days mandatory bed rest. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I go on three days mandatory bed rest. 

I run into your room and plunge my rubber chicken towards you

[___ He/Him]

I appear and surround him with an impenetrable time bubble where he doesn't age and is completely safe

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Well then I stick you with a toilet plunger

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I thank @mippo and finish my three days. 

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

On 6/23/2025 at 6:11 AM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I join your civilisation.

"All hail King Dragonheir the First!"

*whispers*

"What are the laws?"

“How should I know? - I’m a guy in a tent trying to follow the advice of a webcomic author and make bricks.” 

On 6/23/2025 at 9:09 AM, ChipsAHoid said:

The s made me pause for a sec lol

As long as the kingdom agrees to not hinder me in my attempt to sacrifice @Ashkaloda I shall also join

I sigh and ask if you know of any nearby riverbeds. 

On 6/23/2025 at 5:23 PM, Ashkaloda said:

I start a rebellion in this "civilisation". 

“How are you rebelling?” I ask, nervously getting between you and my preliminary instant noodle supply. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

“How should I know? - I’m a guy in a tent trying to follow the advice of a webcomic author and make bricks.” 

I sigh and ask if you know of any nearby riverbeds. 

“How are you rebelling?” I ask, nervously getting between you and my preliminary instant noodle supply. 

I build Kredik Shaw to be the centre of civilisation, then hand @Dragonheir a bead of lerasium.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

11 hours ago, Dragonheir said:

I sigh and ask if you know of any nearby riverbeds. 

Nope

17 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I thank @mippo and finish my three days. 

Since you’re still in your room, I tp your house and turn you into a tp mummy

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Nope

Since you’re still in your room, I tp your house and turn you into a tp mummy

Only to find that was a decoy. In actuality, I had been busy trying to start a rebellion in Heir's civilisation that has had some really weird advancement. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

Only to find that was a decoy. In actuality, I had been busy trying to start a rebellion in Heir's civilisation that has had some really weird advancement. 

I begin dismantling your rebellion and charge into your meeting room

 

Spoiler

I wanna have a dramatic fighting scene where I kill your people 

 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I begin dismantling your rebellion and charge into your meeting room

 

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I wanna have a dramatic fighting scene where I kill your people 

 

I flee out the back door. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Several men guard the door while more close in towards me. I draw my trusty rubber chicken and bring it into Windsta- (will make strikethrough when I’m not on mobile) Chickenstance, and prepare for an onslaught. I sidestep as one sends a massive cleave in my direction and block two more swords. I duck a fourth and attach a sticky note labeled “kick me” to his back. The men have no choice but to comply, and he is soon in a corner bawling. I throw a volley of raspberries, staining the uniforms of a few men red. I tie the shoelaces of two men together, causing them to trip. I charge the door, screaming bloody murder, and pin one of the guards to the wall, shaving off patches of his hair. As the men begin to waver, I press the screaming goat button and it is too much. They flee to their master, crying out as they run. The poor men they leave behind are glued to the floor with Elmer’s glue.

 

I appear in a blaze before you, striking down men left and right with my glorious cheese hammer, bodies flying through the air. Two final guards stand between me and you. I hurl my hammer, sending one flying away, and pull out my axe. I spray the last guard in the mouth (yes, that kind of axe ), and pull out my sacrificial dagger, forgoing the monologue to lunge at you.

 

Spoiler

That took me waaay too long to write lol almost 20 mins

 

Edited June 25, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

24 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Several men guard the door while more close in towards me. I draw my trusty rubber chicken and bring it into Windsta- (will make strikethrough when I’m not on mobile) Chickenstance, and prepare for an onslaught. I sidestep as one sends a massive cleave in my direction and block two more swords. I duck a fourth and attach a sticky note labeled “kick me” to his back. The men have no choice but to comply, and he is soon in a corner bawling. I throw a volley of raspberries, staining the uniforms of a few men red. I tie the shoelaces of two men together, causing them to trip. I charge the door, screaming bloody murder, and pin one of the guards to the wall, shaving off patches of his hair. As the men begin to waver, I press the screaming goat button and it is too much. They flee to their master, crying out as they run. The poor men they leave behind are glued to the floor with Elmer’s glue.

 

I appear in a blaze before you, striking down men left and right with my glorious cheese hammer, bodies flying through the air. Two final guards stand between me and you. I hurl my hammer, sending one flying away, and pull out my axe. I spray the last guard in the mouth (yes, that kind of axe ), and pull out my sacrificial dagger, forgoing the monologue to lunge at you.

 

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That took me waaay too long to write lol almost 20 mins

 

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That was... something. Too bad it was all for naught. 

I dodge to the side and run into a teleporter that I had the foresight of placing nearby. As I disappear to who knows where, I lock eyes with you and you see genuine fear in them. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I dodge to the side and run into a teleporter that I had the foresight of placing nearby. As I disappear to who knows where, I lock eyes with you and you see genuine fear in them. 

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I’m great at being “… something”

I laugh menacingly

“The smell of fear is so sweet. And you reek of it!”

I follow the scent to the location of your appearance.

Edited June 25, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

34 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I’m great at being “… something”

thats amazing

you are amazing

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

4 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

thats amazing

you are amazing

Spoiler

Doing random stuff like that is my favorite activity 

I’m am the weirdestest 

Nobody can even comprehend my oddities

*yeah ikr I’m so wonderful look at me pose*

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

39 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

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Doing random stuff like that is my favorite activity 

I’m am the weirdestest 

Nobody can even comprehend my oddities

*yeah ikr I’m so wonderful look at me pose*

Spoiler

No one? What about @Denisimo?

 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

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No one? What about @Denisimo?

 

Spoiler

We’re equals ig 

 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

5 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I laugh menacingly

“The smell of fear is so sweet. And you reek of it!”

I follow the scent to the location of your appearance.

I am within a heavily guarded fortress that sits on top of a mountain. Its walls loom menacingly above you and the whole structure looks rather imposing. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

13 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I am within a heavily guarded fortress that sits on top of a mountain. Its walls loom menacingly above you and the whole structure looks rather imposing. 

I refuse to be imposed

 I knock on the door

”Surrender!”

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

8 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

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Doing random stuff like that is my favorite activity 

I’m am the weirdestest 

Nobody can even comprehend my oddities

*yeah ikr I’m so wonderful look at me pose*

Spoiler

I am more crazy

i would say more

but my dad put me on a time crunch.