Organisation of the Eradication of Hot Dog Stands (OEHDS)

[Denissimo He/him]

Note, I updated the first post

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 hours ago, Denisimo said:

Welcome to the force

Welcome to the force

I hereby declare Cash67 as the official OEHDS weapons supplier; do you accept this title, and declare alliegeance to the OEHDS?

You are all in a OEHDS safehouse and suddenly an undercover Hot Dog guy posing as the caterer beginns to attack ChipsAHoid with the aroma of hotdog.

Also, I woud like to order some Hot-Dog-Guided Missiles from @Cash67
We will pay you in "not" spiked cookies.

Lord Tunabrain the Great squeaks his rubber chicken as a war cry and slashes it in a sideways cleave.

”Attack my minions!” He cries, bringing the voices in his head to the fight.

[Cash67]

10 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Sure, what’s in stock?

Multiple missiles, a few incendiaries, and multiple heated rotators large enough to rotate a stand. 

7 hours ago, Denisimo said:

Welcome to the force

Welcome to the force

I hereby declare Cash67 as the official OEHDS weapons supplier; do you accept this title, and declare alliegeance to the OEHDS?

You are all in a OEHDS safehouse and suddenly an undercover Hot Dog guy posing as the caterer beginns to attack ChipsAHoid with the aroma of hotdog.

Also, I woud like to order some Hot-Dog-Guided Missiles from @Cash67
We will pay you in "not" spiked cookies.

I can accept the title but I cannot declare allegiance. My store is open to all. I do accept this payment. 

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Lord Tunabrain the Great squeaks his rubber chicken as a war cry and slashes it in a sideways cleave.

”Attack my minions!” He cries, bringing the voices in his head to the fight.

 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

22 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

Multiple missiles, a few incendiaries, and multiple heated rotators large enough to rotate a stand. 

I’ll take the missiles and incendiaries, but I’m not sure how rotating a stand would help

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

8 hours ago, Denisimo said:

Welcome to the force

Welcome to the force

I hereby declare Cash67 as the official OEHDS weapons supplier; do you accept this title, and declare alliegeance to the OEHDS?

You are all in a OEHDS safehouse and suddenly an undercover Hot Dog guy posing as the caterer beginns to attack ChipsAHoid with the aroma of hotdog.

Also, I woud like to order some Hot-Dog-Guided Missiles from @Cash67
We will pay you in "not" spiked cookies.

a gremlen walks up to the hot dog guy

"oD yuo hva Kookei?"

with a very innocent face. he also casts 'Gremlen Loev' which makes the HDS guy instantly love him.

[Cash67]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I’ll take the missiles and incendiaries, but I’m not sure how rotating a stand would help

that will be 100 cookies per missle/incendiary. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

that will be 100 cookies per missle/incendiary. 

Expensive

“I’ll take one of each, for testing, but I’ll likely take more later”

Edited June 17, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Denissimo He/him]

14 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

a gremlen walks up to the hot dog guy

"oD yuo hva Kookei?"

with a very innocent face. he also casts 'Gremlen Loev' which makes the HDS guy instantly love him.

The Hot Dog guy struggles with his words, then tries to take you out on a date.
 

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

42 minutes ago, Denisimo said:

The Hot Dog guy struggles with his words, then tries to take you out on a date.
 

What a 

What a 

I’m at a loss I haven’t got words for this

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

9 hours ago, Denisimo said:

The Hot Dog guy struggles with his words, then tries to take you out on a date.
 

"oD yuo hva KOOKEI?"

[Denissimo He/him]

9 hours ago, SpartanBrigade said:

What a 

What a 

I’m at a loss I haven’t got words for this

As you are at a loss for words, a hot dog guy steals a version of the sandwich

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

On 6/16/2025 at 7:07 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

Potential code to use for you:
isthe ik llktad ulho souY 

(idk if this is a legit thing, saw it when @SpiritOfWrath did this somewhere)

So

It is a real thing, called Endianess

And it’s actually kinda important in computer science

What you do is reverse the order of the Bytes, (usually 2 characters per byte)

So

I have cookies

would be

“eskioo cvehaI “

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

usmofaine thm  aI

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 6/18/2025 at 1:14 PM, Denisimo said:

As you are at a loss for words, a hot dog guy steals a version of the sandwich

Let's get back on track!

Lord Tunabrain the Great yoinks the Sandwich. He slaps the Sandwich guy with a fish.

"Bad Demon, that's my Sandwich!!"

He leaves you two to your little date.

He then leaves to go test out the new weapons.

@Cash67, what are the features on the missiles and incendiaries? 

[Denissimo He/him]

An army of hot-dog guys approaches. They seek the legendary mustard of manevolence, hidden in the OEHDS stronghold known as the Plot Armor. They surround the stronghold, peparing for siege.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Lord Tunabrain gulps

“Time to test out those weapons!”

@Denisimo, what types of siege equipment do they have?

GUYS THIS WAS MY 100th post YAAAAAY

Edited June 26, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Denissimo He/him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

Lord Tunabrain gulps

“Time to test out those weapons!”

@Denisimo, what types of siege equipment do they have?
 

You, Lord Tunabrain, starre our from the battlements, wielding the Blade of AntiHotdogs.
You spot they Hot Dog Guys making camp, surrounding the walls. They set up equipment including Hot Dog Missiles, Flaming Chilli Dog Trebuchets, and 3 day old stale Hot Dog Battering Rams.
 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Lord Tunabrain gives the order to fire the missile at the hot dog missiles with the intent to blow them up and the hot dog people with them. The incendiary shall be used on the battering rams.

———————————————

Lord Tunabrain steps onto the field of battle, looking to see what damage was dealt and to slay these fell foes.

”WHO SHALL FIGHT ME!?!” he bellows, “WHOSE BLOOD WILL BE LEFT DRIPPING DOWN LIKE THE KETCHUP LEFT ON MY WALLS?!?”

He looks left and right, clearly eager for the fight to come.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

I prepare to lead a force out of the castle to attack the siege equipment 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Quote

Take out the trebuchets  first, they’re the only ones I didn’t try to destroy yet, although until @Denisimo describes the damages idk what’s left

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

27 minutes ago, Denisimo said:

An army of hot-dog guys approaches. They seek the legendary mustard of manevolence, hidden in the OEHDS stronghold known as the Plot Armor. They surround the stronghold, peparing for siege.

A small Gremlen aproaches

"oD yuo hva Kookei?"

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

51 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

A small Gremlen aproaches

"oD yuo hva Kookei?"

Lord Tunabrain gifts you 20

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Lord Tunabrain gifts you 20

*gapss*

"KOOKEI GIEVR?"

"GIEVR FO KOOKEI?"

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

“eYs, gievr fo kookeis nda ptas”

(hope my translation was decent)

(I might need to take a course in gremlen)

Edited June 27, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

“eYs, giever fo kookeis nda ptas”

(hope my translation was decent)

(I might need to take a course in gremlen)

(no that was great)

(its Gievr not Giever, but that was still good)

(the goal is to make it hard to read)

(and that was very hard to read)

The Gremlen looks up at you with big gremleny eyes and says

"GIEVR FO KOOKEI!"

"GIEVR FO KOOKEI!"

"GIEVR FO KOOKEI!"

"GIEVR FO KOOKEI!"

"GIEVR FO KOOKEI!"

"GIEVR FO KOOKEI!"

"GIEVR FO KOOKEI!"

"GIEVR FO KOOKEI!"