Organisation of the Eradication of Hot Dog Stands (OEHDS)

[Through the Living Hope]

Just now, Cash67 said:

Again, does this mean that Doof sells quality bratwurst, or that this bratwurst is of Doofenshmirtz Quality. Is Doofenshmirtz a positive or negative adjective? 

Hmmmmmmmmm

I think it’s Doof selling quality bratwurst

[Cash67]

Just now, Spark of Hope said:

Hmmmmmmmmm

I think it’s Doof selling quality bratwurst

Agreed, as all things of Doof quality have a self-destruct button. That bratwurst did not.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, Cash67 said:

Again, does this mean that Doof sells quality bratwurst, or that this bratwurst is of Doofenshmirtz Quality. Is Doofenshmirtz a positive or negative adjective? 

Hey, do you want to join in war against the evils of the Hot Dog Stands?!?

[Cash67]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Hey, do you want to join in war against the evils of the Hot Dog Stands?!?

Nah I'm the war profiteer here. I have stuff for sale that could aid you. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

Nah I'm the war profiteer here. I have stuff for sale that could aid you. 

Oh? What are your sales, good merchant?

POV me rn:

Edited June 16, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

Nah I'm the war profiteer here. I have stuff for sale that could aid you. 

doo u hva a kookei?

i hva htis rgeen apper

ist caleld uh 'moeny'

Edited June 16, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

doo u hva a kookei?

Unless you want to be spiked, don't take it if they have one.

Edited June 16, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

Unless you want to be spiked, don't take it if he has one.

btu i watn a kookei

ont a psiked!

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

btu i watn a kookei

ont a psiked!

I think bro forgot how to English

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I think bro forgot how to English

on

i gremlen

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Coder got into my supply of mystery powder

Again

20 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Unless you want to be spiked, don't take it if they have one.

If I get spiked will I become a Koloss or Kandra or Inquisitor 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Well, the lore of the Alleyverse, dark alley, blah blah blah, cookies have hemalurgic spikes concealed in them

 so idk

Edited June 16, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

18 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Coder got into my supply of mystery powder

Again

If I get spiked will I become a Koloss or Kandra or Inquisitor 

oN

I GreMLEN

[Cash67]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Oh? What are your sales, good merchant?

POV me rn:

I have anything you could ever want for printing, multiple different modems and plans for our wireless internet service: Goth’d, and a singular cookie. I’m sure I’d have some more stuff in the back if you ask if we have it in stock. 

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

doo u hva a kookei?

i hva htis rgeen apper

ist caleld uh 'moeny'

*takes paper*
*hands cookie*
I no longer have the cookie. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

I have anything you could ever want for printing, multiple different modems and plans for our wireless internet service: Goth’d, and a singular cookie. I’m sure I’d have some more stuff in the back if you ask if we have it in stock. 

*takes paper*
*hands cookie*
I no longer have the cookie. 

What about… weapons of mass Hot Dog Stand (HDS)-destruction?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

I have anything you could ever want for printing, multiple different modems and plans for our wireless internet service: Goth’d, and a singular cookie. I’m sure I’d have some more stuff in the back if you ask if we have it in stock. 

*takes paper*
*hands cookie*
I no longer have the cookie. 

oN

ON

I WATN KOOKEI

NTO 'Clookie'

I WATN REFLUDN

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Oh, he wants a “kookei”, not a “cookie”

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

15 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Oh, he wants a “kookei”, not a “cookie”

yaeh

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Potential code to use for you:
isthe ik llktad ulho souY 

(idk if this is a legit thing, saw it when @SpiritOfWrath did this somewhere)

[Cash67]

4 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

What about… weapons of mass Hot Dog Stand (HDS)-destruction?

Those got banned and I gotta stay in business sadly. However single HDS weapons are in the back. Feel free to have a look around.

 

4 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

yaeh

OHHHHH We don’t carry those. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, Cash67 said:

Those got banned and I gotta stay in business sadly. However single HDS weapons are in the back. Feel free to have a look around.

 

OHHHHH We don’t carry those. 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oN!

eW sasd

*srceam*

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

33 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

Those got banned and I gotta stay in business sadly. However single HDS weapons are in the back. Feel free to have a look around.

 

OHHHHH We don’t carry those. 

Sure, what’s in stock?

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

50 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oN!

eW sasd

*srceam*

Are you having a stroke 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

52 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Are you having a stroke 

*leaves character*

no 

gremlen is though

now and forever

they are fiesty

[Denissimo He/him]

12 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I, Through The Living Glass, hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands.

*sacrifices*

Welcome to the force

11 hours ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

oh by the way 

I, sneak spooky spook guy, hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lime.

Welcome to the force

4 hours ago, Cash67 said:

Those got banned and I gotta stay in business sadly. However single HDS weapons are in the back. Feel free to have a look around.

 

OHHHHH We don’t carry those. 

I hereby declare Cash67 as the official OEHDS weapons supplier; do you accept this title, and declare alliegeance to the OEHDS?

You are all in a OEHDS safehouse and suddenly an undercover Hot Dog guy posing as the caterer beginns to attack ChipsAHoid with the aroma of hotdog.

Also, I woud like to order some Hot-Dog-Guided Missiles from @Cash67
We will pay you in "not" spiked cookies.