Organisation of the Eradication of Hot Dog Stands (OEHDS)

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

*Is stoopid and can’t read*
anyways, only 3? Me myself and I?

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Also tea is drama/gossip 

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

*Is stoopid and can’t read*
anyways, only 3? Me myself and I?

Indeed

Yeah just 3 I’m short

Myself forms the head

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Ah ok. Shall we officially make an rp/elim or just leave it at a random cult?

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Well @Denisimo is our founder so it’s up to him

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 hour ago, SpartanBrigade said:

What absolute TEA did we miss?

I DONT KNOW!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

On 6/13/2025 at 4:17 PM, Denisimo said:

THrough extensive research, I have discovered that the owners the mobile shop known as the "Hot Dog Stand" are not what they seem...
I cannot be sure, but they appear to be a mysterious race, perhaps separate from humans.
My agents cannot find a single trace of their documented existence; on most databases, its as if they don't exist.
These people, who govern the "Hot Dog Stand" appear to have mastered the art of creating what they claim is a "Hot Dog". Upon closer analysis, it consists of some sort of unknown meat wrapped in a kind of carb consisting 70% of sawdust.
They seem to know everyone, and be present wherever you go... I believe all owners of Hot Dog Stands are a part of a covert organisation. Their purpose; I cannot be sure. Our agents have discovered a few cryptic scrolls and texts, dating back since the mesopatamian empire, depicting these "Hot Dog Stand People" nearly EXACTLY as we see them know.

These scrolls hint that they are something greater than the human mind can comprehend, that their power rivals even those of Shards.

I have begun this organisation to bring together and recruit agents from across the globe to eradicate this potential threat.

To attain membership, simply state the following:
"I, (state your display name), hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands."
(NOTE: THIS OATH MUST BE WRITTEN CLEARLY AND CONCICELY. I ALSO MAY MISS A FEW PEOPLE, SO IF I DO MISS YOUR NAME JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE.)

You will be given the title Agent (insert Display name) and have your name added to the list of Agents below.

Godspeed. 

AGENTS LIST:
Agent Denisimo
Agent SpartanBrigade
Agent CoderDrag0n8
Agent SpiritOfWrath
Agent ChipsAHoid

. . .

I am

confused

What is this??

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

29 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . .

I am

confused

What is this??

It’s a cult you should join!!!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

It’s a cult you should join!!!

. . .

cult?

. . . cult.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

 

6 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

It’s a cult you should join!!!

Say, you strike me as someone who enjoys having a spleen. Wanna be Shardbuddies?

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

 

Say, you strike me as someone who enjoys having a spleen. Wanna be Shardbuddies?

Yes sure. Just don’t take my spleen…

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

7 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Ah ok. Shall we officially make an rp/elim or just leave it at a random cult?

rp

I AM A HUMAN (Or at least thats what I tell everyone)

[Denissimo He/him]

Sure we can make an RP outta this.
Also, if anyone DOESN'T want their spleens... or livers... or kidney... or bone marrow... or your frontal lobe in the brain, DM me.
I have a medical degree from KUMON.

Yes, you can definitely trust me.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

 Sure, why wouldn't we trust you?? (But I want all my parts please and thank you). 

Anyways, this will be my 1st rp

Enter Lord Tunabrain the Great. As the Grammarerer, I have the unique power of being such the gooderiest at grammarifying. I have no means of magic, but I am delusional and think I control a great kingdom with a massive army. My fearsome weapon of a rubber chicken will surely frighten away all enemies, and my cardboard box armor is impenetrable. Clearly. 

Or if we want it to be a serious rp, I also have some ideas for that, but by the way the previous posts have sounded this is not meant to be very serious. Correct me if I'm wrong though!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Denisimo said:

Sure we can make an RP outta this.
Also, if anyone DOESN'T want their spleens... or livers... or kidney... or bone marrow... or your frontal lobe in the brain, DM me.
I have a medical degree from KUMON.

Yes, you can definitely trust me.

I am a gremlen

a mysterious mythical creature that has only ever apeared once

there is only one known in all of existence

and hes that one

he is

a

GREMLEN

[Denissimo He/him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

 Sure, why wouldn't we trust you?? (But I want all my parts please and thank you). 

Anyways, this will be my 1st rp

Enter Lord Tunabrain the Great. As the Grammarerer, I have the unique power of being such the gooderiest at grammarifying. I have no means of magic, but I am delusional and think I control a great kingdom with a massive army. My fearsome weapon of a rubber chicken will surely frighten away all enemies, and my cardboard box armor is impenetrable. Clearly. 

Or if we want it to be a serious rp, I also have some ideas for that, but by the way the previous posts have sounded this is not meant to be very serious. Correct me if I'm wrong though!

Yes, I never have serious RPs
I have a reputation out of the 17th shard for joining random online RPs that are really serious, with like a full on storyline good enough for a book and then I come in being like "I am Phil the Taco Guy"

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Now we need @SpartanBrigade and @SpiritOfWrath to make characters. Also I think we need @sneak spooky spook guy on here as well. How are we even going to rp this anyways?

[Denissimo He/him]

12 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Now we need @SpartanBrigade and @SpiritOfWrath to make characters. Also I think we need @sneak spooky spook guy on here as well. How are we even going to rp this anyways?

I wuld say kinda like DND minus all the stats and etc: if everyone is fine with it, i'll be te DM (Come up with scenarios and play the Hot Dog Guys).
All agents should now create a character, if they wish to join the RP.

13 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Now we need @SpartanBrigade and @SpiritOfWrath to make characters. Also I think we need @sneak spooky spook guy on here as well. How are we even going to rp this anyways?

I HIGHLY respect that signature

[___ He/Him]

23 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Now we need @SpartanBrigade and @SpiritOfWrath to make characters. Also I think we need @sneak spooky spook guy on here as well. How are we even going to rp this anyways?

I have been called

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Denisimo said:

I wuld say kinda like DND minus all the stats and etc: if everyone is fine with it, i'll be te DM (Come up with scenarios and play the Hot Dog Guys).
All agents should now create a character, if they wish to join the RP.

I HIGHLY respect that signature

I'm game for that. I find that's the best kind of game, I play one about applying attributes of one noun to a different one, it's great fun.

Also, wanna be a potential sacrif- I mean uh wanna be shardbuddies? (Noooo I would neeeeever sacrifice somebody!!) 

2 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I have been called

Yes join the cult/rp thingy

[Denissimo He/him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

I'm game for that. I find that's the best kind of game, I play one about applying attributes of one noun to a different one, it's great fun.

Also, wanna be a potential sacrif- I mean uh wanna be shardbuddies? (Noooo I would neeeeever sacrifice somebody!!) 

Yes join the cult/rp thingy

Yes, I would like to be a sacrifi- sacri-- dagnabbit. SHARDBUDDY.

4 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I have been called

MJOLNIR, TO ME!

[___ He/Him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Yes join the cult/rp thingy

I honestly don't really like rps unless it's super casual; I don't want to spend time making a whole character and everything.

2 minutes ago, Denisimo said:

MJOLNIR, TO ME!

GRAAHHHHH *flies across world to you*

[Denissimo He/him]

Just now, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I honestly don't really like rps unless it's super casual; I don't want to spend time making a whole character and everything.

GRAAHHHHH *flies across world to you*

This is kinda meant to be sort of the Battle for the Sandwich. Logic doesn't work here.
*I Grab your leg, and summon lightning*
*I Forget that I am not in fact thor, and accidentally vaporise both of us*
*We both appear in the cognitive realm, me still clutching your leg*

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, sneak spooky spook guy said:

I honestly don't really like rps unless it's super casual; I don't want to spend time making a whole character and everything.

GRAAHHHHH *flies across world to you*

It is super casual, just make a random silly character like I did and have fun I don't think it's supposed to be all that structured or serious, read the start of the thread and the character I made to give a decent idea of the lack of seriousness

Oh hey, that's my first time getting ninja'd

Edited June 16, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Denissimo He/him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

It is super casual, just make a random silly character like I did and have fun I don't think it's supposed to be all that structured or serious, read the start of the thread and the character I made to give a decent idea of the lack of seriousness

Oh hey, that's my first time getting ninja'd

"HIIIIYA" I bring my hand down on your head in a karate chop 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

My cardboard box armor is superior. I begin to look for Hot Dog Stand People, or their loyal customers who have fallen under their cursed magic. Even the police are under their control! They tried to stop me from destroying a stand at one point. I fear that there are but few of us who have the power to resist against their fell magic and tasty aroma.