What would you put on Chouta if you went to Roshar?

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, Skylano said:

Four whitespines

 

Six whitespineQuil

[Skylano]

Hoid

Edited May 1, 2025 by Skylano

[Entr0pic He/him]

2 minutes ago, Skylano said:

Hoid

Hoidquil

[Skylano]

Barbecue sauce mmmmmm

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

ofc im putting roasted book pages on it  

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Worcester sauce 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

We need to think outside the box! 
 

I’ll put a box on my Chouta

[Skylano]

I would put some nice marinara sauce on it because you can't go wrong with that and meatballs

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, Skylano said:

I would put some nice marinara sauce on it because you can't go wrong with that and meatballs

Perhaps spaghetti to go with the marinara sauce and meatballs 

or maybe some white sauce

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

HUMAN FLESH

[Entr0pic He/him]

Ambrosia and ichor.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

41 minutes ago, Entr0pic said:

Ambrosia and ichor.

Why blood?

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Probably a reasonable lettuce, tomato, cheese, maybe some Sonic Groovy Sauce if it seems reasonable

[Entr0pic He/him]

21 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Why blood?

What’s more metal then eating street food seasoned with the blood of a god?

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

27 minutes ago, Entr0pic said:

What’s more metal then eating street food seasoned with the blood of a god?

Eating it with metal

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

38 minutes ago, Entr0pic said:

What’s more metal then eating street food seasoned with the blood of a god?

 

11 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Eating it with metal

But the god bit makes it more better

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I'll put on lerasium. So it's the part of a god and i get Mistborn powers!

[Entr0pic He/him]

New idea: put every single god metal on the chouta. You’d prod die, but it’d be a fun way to go out 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Put chouta on chouta

[Entr0pic He/him]

2 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Put chouta on chouta

Chouta^2

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

39 minutes ago, Entr0pic said:

New idea: put every single god metal on the chouta. You’d prod die, but it’d be a fun way to go out 

Well it seems most (every?) God Metal is Allomantically viable so you'd probably just end up the most powerful being on Roshar

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

3 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Well it seems most (every?) God Metal is Allomantically viable so you'd probably just end up the most powerful being on Roshar

The bands of mourning but you eat it.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Wyver said:

The bands of mourning but you eat it.

Me when I devour 32 types of metals but end up in the ER instead of getting superpowers 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

Me when I devour 32 types of metals but end up in the ER instead of getting superpowers 

Maybe you got the wrong alloys?

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Quite possibly