If Only I Had . . . (A Game)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Inspired by @Wasing the want of this's post in YKYASFW:

Spoiler

So

The premise of the game is this

You name a time when things didn't go well

Like

I was feeling down today. If only I had (fictional person, place, thing) to help me feel better

or smth like that

Not limiting this to Brandon's works, so let's just do this

Spoiler

KANSAS

GET IN HERE 

@Kaladin Stormcursed

GO!

Edited April 6, 2025 by Through The Living Glass

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I have been summoned

Uhh let’s see if I got this right

Got kicked in the kidney the other night. Wish I had waterbender healing to help me feel better

?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I have been summoned

Uhh let’s see if I got this right

Got kicked in the kidney the other night. Wish I had waterbender healing to help me feel better

?

Perfect

. . .

also, you good?

Have to get up early in the morning. Wish I had that one time-stopping clock from Ducktales to let me sleep in.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Perfect

. . .

also, you good?

Have to get up early in the morning. Wish I had that one time-stopping clock from Ducktales to let me sleep in.

Yeah, not the first time it’s happened

I hate having to get up early on weekends, it’s not fun

Edited April 6, 2025 by Kaladin Stormcursed

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I’m pranking my friends right now, if only I had light weaving

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I tripped and fell off the Eiffel Tower, if only I was a Coinshot.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

I'm reliving yesterday over and over again, if only I had a copper mind

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

12 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

I'm reliving yesterday over and over again, if only I had a copper mind

. . . https://coppermind.net/wiki/Coppermind:Welcome

[Keke They/he]

20 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

I'm reliving yesterday over and over again, if only I had a copper mind

 

20 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . https://coppermind.net/wiki/Coppermind:Welcome

 

 

Im depressed if only i had a hoid to tell me stories 

Spoiler

Spoiler

everyone need hoidapy sometimes….

OOOH NEW THREAD IDEA

 

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I'm walking through the school. Okay so I could pull on that and push on that in that angle and get a maximum trajectory to fly through the halls while walking slowly that would be so cool

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I was robbing a bank if only I had a gun

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Im in class

if only I was a pulser

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I slept until 12:30 (noon) yesterday and missed school. 

If only I had a Bronzemind

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I just had a math test

If only I had bonded a cryptic

[Keke They/he]

Im nervous, i wish i had the confidence metal from the book of life

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I’m board if only I could do hemalurgy

[Keke They/he]

Im in school i wish i had the schools from tsa

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

I’m hungry, if only I had a loaf of sourdough bread

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

On 4/6/2025 at 8:12 AM, BlueWildRye said:

I tripped and fell off the Eiffel Tower, if only I was a Coinshot.

A lurcher would be more useful here

I'm broke, if only I had some hemalurgic spikes to sell

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I’ve a surplus of hemalurgic spikes, if only I had someone to spike.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I've being used to spike someone into an Inquisitor, if only I was an aluminum gnat, then I could make them suffer.

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

I cannot sleep

I wish I had Isles of the ember dark or any unpublished cosmere book (or elantris)

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Watching Endgame right now

If only I had Natasha back

[Denissimo He/him]

I tried to get world domination.
If only I had a Horseshoe Moustache accompanied with a Van Dyke beard.
Oh, and a sandwich.

[Denissimo He/him]

On 6/3/2025 at 9:37 AM, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

Watching Endgame right now

If only I had Natasha back

*Sad violin music plays in background*
*Random choir behind you starts vocalising*
*Then I barge in with a heavy metal guitar which I don't know how to play and a burrito*