Hello!

[StoicWorldhopper]

Hello everyone,

My name is Stoic and I'm fairly new to the Cosmere. I stumbled upon Sanderson a couple of months ago with TWOK. I wasn't aware that there was any order to read the Cosmere, so I started there. I've currently read TWOK, WOR and now I'm reading Mistborn era 1 and Warbreaker before jumping back into Stormlight with OB. I'm excited to be part of this community! 

 

-Stoic

[Through the Living Heir he/him]

Hi Stoic! 
Welcome to the Shard! I’m Dragonheir, and I’m also rather new. I haven’t yet standardized my new member questions, but here’s a few. 
Do you have any hobbies unrelated to Brandon Sanderson books? 
What do you think you’ll do on the shard? Do you want some suggestions? 

[Aredor]

Hello and welcome! 

Would you like a cookie? 

[Mags she/they]

Welcome to the shard!!

Reading orders can be stressful and complicated, but I wouldn't worry. I started with WoK as well, and it turned out alright!

Do you like bagels? If so what kind?

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You should have a bagel instead of a cookie.

Edited July 5, 2024 by J. Magi

[Aeternum]

Welcome to the Shard! Don't trust the bagels or cookies. Who's your least favorite character?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

DON'T EAT THE COOKIES. The bagels have been safe until now though.

Welcome to the Shard!

If you could visit any country on Roshar for a week, which country would you visit and why?

Also, what is your opinion on cHeEsE?

[Block he/him]

Welcome to The Shard! Would you like to join a cult?

[StoicWorldhopper]

On 7/5/2024 at 9:31 AM, Dragonheir said:

Hi Stoic! 
Welcome to the Shard! I’m Dragonheir, and I’m also rather new. I haven’t yet standardized my new member questions, but here’s a few. 
Do you have any hobbies unrelated to Brandon Sanderson books? 
What do you think you’ll do on the shard? Do you want some suggestions? 

Sorry this took me so long to reply, life can be busy! I've been a musician for 17 years, so music is something I really enjoy. I also went to college and studied history, so I'm a history junkie. Primarily when it comes to European and Mediterranean history. I won't go on and on about my interest, but those are just a couple! 

I'm not sure what I'll do on the shard or even how much time I'll be able to commit, but I am open to suggestions! 

On 7/5/2024 at 1:53 PM, Aredor said:

Hello and welcome! 

Would you like a cookie? 

Depends....what kind? @Aredor

Edited July 16, 2024 by StoicWorldhopper

[Aredor]

4 hours ago, StoicWorldhopper said:

Depends....what kind? @Aredor

Regular 17th Shard cookies! 

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