125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1683. "I HAVE A BIGGER BOMB!"

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1684: Make a comment comparing Doom and Skye to the US and the Soviet Onion in the 1975s

1685: Deliberately ignroe thhe tpypos ni theh avobe sposte.

1686: Deliberately ignroe thhe tpypos ni theh avobe sposte.

Etc.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1687. Not stab @DezaS for his crimes.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1688: Cite the First Amendment with your hate speech (or in this case treason)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1689. Stab @DezaS for his crimes.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

1689. Stab @DezaS for his crimes.

Pretty sure that would be a boon to society

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1690: Grab the knife, spear the Sandwich on it and take a bite

1691: Realize this isn't the Battle for the Sandwich

1692: Post #1690 anyway

Edited January 31, 2025 by DezaS

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1693: Return the Sandwich to its thread (now in my possession)

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

21 hours ago, MirkerLurker said:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

1675: Replace standard greetings with your best evil laugh. Keep going long after it gets awkward.

 

That sounds delish. Also, it reminds me of a real-life story, so for my next entry:

1676: Use a syringe to inject an apple full of black ink without visibly marring the skin and then give it to someone/slip it into their lunch/set it where someone will pick it up and bite into it.

(I can't take credit for that one, but it absolutely belongs here. A friend of mine did that to a teacher. It...did not go well for them, but from what I'm told of the teacher, was worth it)

Spoiler

*me with a whole bottle of black ink in my bag right now* 

1694. Challenge someone on every action they take 

@Kaladin Stormcursed YOU CAN’T DO THAT! THAT’S NOT HOW THIS GAME WORKS!! (/j)

Edited January 31, 2025 by WhyEverNot_8
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[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

6 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

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*me with a whole bottle of black ink in my bag right now* 

1694. Challenge someone on every action they take 

@Kaladin Stormcursed YOU CAN’T DO THAT! THAT’S NOT HOW THIS GAME WORKS!! (/j)

1694. I accept!

1695. Accept a challenge meant for someone else

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1696: write a forum post like this.

[MirkerLurker she/her]

1697: Volunteer someone else to accept a challenge meant for you.

1698: When they refuse, poke them with a taser on its lowest setting. Continue upping the voltage until they say yes.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

13 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

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*me with a whole bottle of black ink in my bag right now* 

1694. Challenge someone on every action they take 

@Kaladin Stormcursed YOU CAN’T DO THAT! THAT’S NOT HOW THIS GAME WORKS!! (/j)

Well @DezaS brought it over in the first place

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

@Kaladin Stormcursed I sure did

And I got 1 whole bite off it!

M6XC9: Mix standard and roman numerals

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

15 hours ago, DezaS said:

@Kaladin Stormcursed I sure did

And I got 1 whole bite off it!

M6XC9: Mix standard and roman numerals

 

I arrest you for breaking the Holy Sandwich Rules

 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1701: Forget to post a number on a milestone (round hundred)

[reisleK she/her]

1702: Play Beans (by Kurt Cobain) in public. Loudly. 
 

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1703. At your funeral, pay the people at the morgue to swap your body with a different one, then have the coffin closed during part of the service, only to open it and have the family see the wrong body in there.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1704. Fake your own death and host a surprise birthday party for your friend thats disguised as your funeral.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1705. Get them to not put marbles in your eye sockets at your funeral

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Spoiler

1706: Put polestone marbles with Raysium spikes jutting out of them through random people's eye sockets.

WaT spoilers I think (maybe just RoW I forget, but probably WaT.)

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Wait what I don't remember that happening

Wat:

Spoiler

Do you mean the Moash eye spike thing-y?

125257. Skip to the end

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1708. Hire a trained assassin to kill anyone who doesn’t have patience.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

@Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug I think so, but I was referring to (WaT i think):

Spoiler

how they killed Jezerezeh'Elin.

1709. Discuss WaT spoilers only marking them as RoW spoilers

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1710. Reserve a future slot on this thread 

I reserve number 1765.