125257 Ways to Get People to Avoid You like the Plague

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1158. Have a mental breakdown over two random new guys stomping into your house on the moon

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1159. Build a new house adjacent to your moon neighbors that’s slightly larger.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1160 Become a mouse and build a tiny home on the moon, and start to live off the Cheese that it is obviously made of.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1161. Die of regolith poisoning

[Keke They/he]

1162. Aggressively go from walking to crawling at random people while honking like a donkey. 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1163 Aggressively attack people.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

1164. Be Moash/Vyre

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1164. Not hate Moash

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1165. Moash (as in the verb)

[OoklaApologist She/her]

1166: Don't spit in someone's cookie. Tell them you didn't. Never break eye contact

[Keke They/he]

1167. Constantly talk about cosmere to your friends on a regular basis and annoy them away from you.

[Cookie Spren]

2 minutes ago, OOKLA the strange said:

1167. Constantly talk about cosmere to your friends on a regular basis and annoy them away from you.

This doesn't work because all of my friends are Sanderfans.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Cookie Collector said:

This doesn't work because all of my friends are Sanderfans.

lucky

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1168. Be unlucky 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

6 hours ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

1168. Be unlucky 

1169 Be very lucky

MATRIM

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

1170. Be the number 13

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1171. Be the number 666

[OoklaApologist She/her]

1172. Be the number 7. Eat 9

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1173. Point out that if eight falls over, it never ends

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1174 Fall unconscious at random intervals.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1174. After falling unconscious at random intervals, suddenly wake up and yell pumkin

[BlueWildRye he/him]

1175. (WAT spoilers) DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE FINISHED WIND AND TRUTH. MAJOR SPOILERS!!!!

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Step 1. Make a promise with a god to spare your city

Step 2. Become that god

Step 3. Destroy that city

Spoiler

Step 4. Bring the city into the Spiritual Realm with all its inhabitants

 

 

 

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, Ookla Rye said:

1175. (WAT spoilers) DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE FINISHED WIND AND TRUTH. MAJOR SPOILERS!!!!

  Reveal hidden contents

  Reveal hidden contents

  Reveal hidden contents

Step 1. Make a promise with a god to spare your city

Step 2. Become that god

Step 3. Destroy that city

  Reveal hidden contents

Step 4. Bring the city into the Spiritual Realm with all its inhabitants

 

 

 

 

1176. Talk about spoilers to people who haven't read the book.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

14 minutes ago, Ookla the Doom said:

1176. Talk about spoilers to people who haven't read the book.

1177. Read spoilers when you know it's a spoiler.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1178. Be glad there were more boxes so you don’t get spiked anything

1179. Strangle anyone who gives you spoilers