Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. You are the supreme power in the universe for exactly one millisecond, then you die.

I wish it wasn't so disgustingly hot where I live.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted you live in Antartica. 

I wish for my dinner to be done soon.

[Morningtide she/her]

granted, it will be burnt and taste terrible.

Spoilers the new Sanderson announcement

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I wish it to be 2023 already so we can have the subscription box now!!!!!!

 

[The One Ring she/her]

Spoiler

The books that will come out this year will never come out because time skipped to 2023

your bane is that you smell very bad

I wish my hair can grow very fast

[Some Random Spren he/him]

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The books that will come out this year will never come out because time skipped to 2023

your bane is that you smell very bad

I wish my hair can grow very fast

Granted, you have an extremely fast aging disorder and die within the week

i wish for an Aviar

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, it shows you all the ways your loved ones will leave.

I wish to be good at music making.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted you lose all your loved ones.

I wish to be an unbound bond smith.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, Odium makes you his servant. (rip)

I wish to be able to make good art.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted you lose all previous boons and all the banes on the shard become yours.

I wish for all of Doomslug's Pokemon cards to be mine.

[Going_North_cal]

Denied. No

I wish for Thaidakar to stop asking for my belongings, the cremling. /j

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, Thaidakar starts wishing for your belongs to turn into cremlings

I w-wish for Doomslug to be oblivious to my next couple wishes.

[Going_North_cal]

Denied. Narrator powers, mate.

I wish for the last few wishes to be erased from memory, and for this thread to go back to normal.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted you lose all narrator privileges and Thaidakar throws eggs at your house. your bane is that all of your belongings are now my little ponies.

I wish for world peace.

[Going_North_cal]

(wtf)

Granted, but everyone hates you.

I wish for hot dog from costco.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

LOL

Granted but it tastes like dung (as usual)

I wish to own and have read every Brandon Sanderson book past present and future!!! also the ability to remember it all and able to tell everyone about them.

[Going_North_cal]

(tf you mean- COSTCO HOT DOGS ARE AMAZING)

Granted, but you only remember everything for a month, and after that you have to buy them and read them again.

I wish for costco Pizza.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, your bane is it's Costco pizza. (what? ok fine they are ok but they aren't AMAZING.)

I wish for a spicy deluxe chicken sandwich from chick-fil-a. (now this is something AMAZING, way better than any Costco hotdog.)

[Going_North_cal]

(They literally are amazing, they're a whole foot long, and they taste like heaven. Pizza is dope too)

(I will admit, it is better than costco, but they're pretty close) Granted, they forgot the lettuce.

I wish for a refreshing melon flavored power-ade.

Edited March 4, 2022 by Doomslug The Destroyer

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted, you get Gator-age instead as they are pretty much the same thing.

I wish for unlimited money.

[Going_North_cal]

Granted, everything costs nothing, so your money is useless.

I wish for bob.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted your hair now looks exactly like an old wrinkly man named bob. 

I wish for a time loop.

Edited March 4, 2022 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Granted. You are stuck on June 6th, 1944, to June 10th in Normandy, France.

I wish for a parrot named Jones.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted it always poops on your head, even if you lock it in a cage it will teleport.

I wish for pigeons to never poop on me, my belongings or my relations.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Granted. They poop on your best friends.

I wish for the letter Q.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Granted you cannot type any other letter.

I wish for a hamburger.