fighting ΤΗΕ ROOM

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

A tree holding a giant sword appears in the center of the room. 

[..... he/him]

31 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Sleeper stands quietly.

North wall

rob shoots at him.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

3 minutes ago, ..... said:

North wall

rob shoots at him.

He slices the bullet in half.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

5 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

He slices the bullet in half.

roy aperes killing ares and swings an axe straight for sleeper.

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roy does not like sleeper. to much bad hsitory.

 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, RoyalBeeMage said:

roy aperes killing ares and swings an axe straight for sleeper.

 

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oh shush.

He catches it by the blade, breaks it, then conks roy over the head.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

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I love how everyone is ignoring my tree.

 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, TwinSouls said:

 

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do you want sleeper to turn it into firewood?

 

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Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

 

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No… what good would that do?

 

Edited February 13, 2024 by TwinSouls

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

3 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

He catches it by the blade, breaks it, then conks roy over the head.

roy stagers back into the tree before swinging at sleepers legs.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, RoyalBeeMage said:

roy stagers back into the tree before swinging at sleepers legs.

The tree picks Roy up and chucks him to the south section of the room.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

Just now, TwinSouls said:

The tree picks Roy up and chucks him to the south section of the room.

roy looks back at the tree and starts cutting it down.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, RoyalBeeMage said:

roy looks back at the tree and starts cutting it down.

The tree sustains substantial damage, but chops Roy’s head off.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

1 minute ago, TwinSouls said:

The tree sustains substantial damage, but chops Roy’s head off.

a new roy just comes back to finish the job of with the tree.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, RoyalBeeMage said:

a new roy just comes back to finish the job of with the tree.

The new Roy lands on the tree, which promptly eats him.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Sleeper watches this, eating popcorn.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Sleeper watches this, eating popcorn.

The tree finds corn somewhere, and throws it at sleeper along with a microwave that needs no plug.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

1 minute ago, TwinSouls said:

The tree finds corn somewhere, and throws it at sleeper along with a microwave that needs no plug.

Sleeper dodges, but it hits his metal plated leg.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

4 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Sleeper dodges, but it hits his metal plated leg.

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The tree was giving you more popcorn…

 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Just now, TwinSouls said:

 

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oh lol.

Sleeper uses the microwave.

[..... he/him]

1 hour ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

He slices the bullet in half.

the crossbow bolt hits him any ways as it was not a bullet.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

7 hours ago, ..... said:

the crossbow bolt hits him any ways as it was not a bullet.

8 hours ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

Sleeper uses the microwave.

a third roy comes and throws a fire ball at the tree and the corn creating an explosion of popcorn

 

 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

Sleeper eats said popcorn.

[RoyalBeeMage he/him]

its poisoned popcorn

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

11 hours ago, RoyalBeeMage said:

its poisoned popcorn

Sleeper metabolizes the poison, bored. "Seriously?"

[..... he/him]

On 2/13/2024 at 7:53 AM, TheRavenHasLanded said:

He slices the bullet in half.

On 2/13/2024 at 9:07 AM, ..... said:

the crossbow bolt hits him any ways as it was not a bullet.

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